I was dreamin when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray

Austin, TX
Sam’s 1 Night Behind Tweeting Love Island retweeted
Lindsay Clancy is OJ for white women
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power over spice is power over all
CeeDee Lamb getting in some work with a net over his helmet
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i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different
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Trump: I have a friend—you’ve never seen a guy like this—who is fat. He’s a very smart guy. Scott knows him very well. A great businessman, but highly neurotic. Always eating. Eating—he does two things: he eats and he makes deals. And eating, he’s not good at—other than quantity. But making deals, he’s very good. He called me up and goes, “You know, I buy this fat drug”
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Replying to @MapleSyrupYummo
She's super smart; super grounded.
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She’s lying lol
Considering the dangers of the Republican nominee & potential of her leadership, it’s time for all of us to unite behind @KamalaHarris to defeat Trump.
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Melanie might be one of the most pathetic people I’ve ever seen on TV. This is disgusting. Have some self-respect #loveisland #loveislandUSA
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There needs to be better players. Tonight wasn't on Poch. Wouldn't have been on Berhalter or Jurgen or Bob or Bruce or anybody else. The players just didn't have it at all. At all. Then we brought on Reyna and Berhalter. They brought on Doku and Lukaku. Everything is so tiring.
WHAT DO U.S. SOCCER DO NEXT??? 🇺🇸 "We've gotten the big name managers – Klinsmann, Poch – we've gotten the MLS guys... there needs to be a football strategy at the heart of this"
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Talking about "what USSF should do from here" is nonsense. USSF can do a lot of things to enhance the growth of the game in the long-term, but they can't raise the ceiling of the team for the next World Cup. Pretending like a coaching hire can change that is dumb.
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I wonder if a multi-million dollar organization can walk and chew gum at the same time
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Lib: "Happy birthday." USA: "Thanks!" (Eating apple pie) Lib: "You’re not perfect." USA: "Yeah…okay." Lib: "People say you’re exceptional." USA: "Oh, that’s nice!" Lib: "You ARE exceptional." USA: "Thank you?" Lib: "What makes you exceptional is that we can still change everything that is so crappy about you! YOU ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE." USA: "This seems like a time and place issue. It’s my birthday." Lib: "And on every single birthday you have disappointed me." USA: "I never said I was perfect. But I feel pretty proud of what we’ve built." Lib: "YOU NEED TO BE DIFFERENT. YOU’RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE." USA: "Becoming better was kinda the point. There’s a plan for doing that in my birth docs." Lib: "And here you are, obsessing over your good traits and accomplishments ON YOUR BIRTHDAY." USA: "Mm-hmm, that seems kinda normal." Lib: "GAH, YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!" USA: "I think maybe you're just not interested in a bday party?" Lib: "Oh, great tolerance! Way to live up to your values! This is what I MEAN about you!"
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Weird thing to spend so much time writing lol
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Great win. On to the round of 16. Our starters are now 3-0 and have outscored opponents 8-1. Bring on Belgium.
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And rescind that red card on appeal.
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You don’t believe he should be a citizen lmao
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Has anyone asked left wingers in this country how the World Cup would exist if there were no borders? I would love to see them try and answer this.
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We both have citizenship, correct. That's not enough. Players should have more than just citizenship and four weeks of residence as a newborn.
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Literally no one cares what you think bc you’re a hateful racist ugly person
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Staying with the twink thing bc you’re on the DL. It’s 2026 bud it’s ok to be gay. Stop hating yourself for the way you feel
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Too fat and disgusting to post a picture of yourself. It’s ok bud
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Some of us have lives
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You have 45k tweets in less than 3 years. You very clearly do not have a life averaging 57 tweets a day for 2.5+ years
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What the fuck kind of logic is this?
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They’re incapable of it. Too filled with hate
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I don’t agree with birthright by soil citizenship, but it’s currently the law. I also don’t agree with unlimited transfers in college sports, but it’s the rule. Should I not celebrate transfer player touchdowns for my favorite team or watch college games?
Replying to @ClayTravis
Why are you celebrating Balogun scoring while believing he shouldn’t be an American or allowed to play for us?
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You intentionally left out birthright in your response you disingenuous sack of rotting shit.
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The tweet of his I referenced is about birthright citizenship because he’s a birthright citizen moron
Solution one: Most countries in the world do not allow birthright citizenship by soil. Congress should immediately pass a law restricting birthright citizenship by soil to only those countries that also allow Americans born there to be citizens of their countries too.
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