DHS is reducing your rent, especially in states that cooperate with @ICEgov. Texas accounted for about a quarter of ICE arrests in July and posted the country’s sharpest rent drops, with San Antonio down 4.8%, Austin 4.3%, Dallas and Houston about 3%. Miami’s average rent is down 2.6%. Phoenix is down 4.2%. Atlanta is down 3.2%. Nashville is down 5.3%. New Orleans is down 8%.   Research shows that illegal-worker inflows push rents and home prices up. That inflow has been reversed in the states running the hardest interior enforcement.   Want lower cost of living: support mass deportations.

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The art of the flounce spectator.com/article/the-ar… Owen Jones has blocked me, but he's in the news on here for moaning about 'biphobia' - would be great if you could tag him on this one I made earlier!

The way a society treats Jews is a litmus test for me. An antisemitic society is a sick society, a society that has lost its way.

Journalist Hadley Freeman drew loud laughs around the room at the Jewish Community Hustings in Holborn and St Pancras when she asked Zack Polanski: ‘If I vote for you, will you promise to make my breasts bigger?’ She had also asked whether the need for such huge security at the event was due to a ‘perception of unsafety’. When the laughter died down, he said: ‘That’s interesting, you’ve linked those two things because for both the media have misreported what I said. I was very clear when I said that whether someone is actually scared, or they're worried about their safety, neither are acceptable.’ The other bit went unanswered as the debate moved on.

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.

If the Russians invade, we don't have to fight them. We just tell the politicians they are just as British as them.

“Adderall works differently for people with ADHD” is a very obvious lie that somehow stuck