the McChicken used to cost $1 dollar

sobriety
right wing ideology has devolved into nothing more than getting angry and saying random words
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I love that all Pokémon hatch from eggs. That bird? Hatches from an egg. That four armed man? Hatches from an egg. That twelve foot tall anchor possessed by ghostly seaweed? Hatches from an egg.
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Replying to @MichaelRapaport
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Funniest fundraising text oat from @KenPaxtonTX
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what the hell is wrong with this show. why does Sharknado stuff keep happening
First trailer for ‘911’ Season 10. A volcano erupts in the middle of LA.
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This single post is responsible for 1 out of 5 posts on my fyp today
Spent three hours in the library and got nothing done
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20 year price comparison of popular menu items at Taco Bell.
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🇺🇸🇮🇱 51 senators—nearly all Republicans—voted AGAINST requiring a report on U.S. citizens killed by Israeli forces and settlers.
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Nowhere in here does she say "I support James Talarico"
Now that I’ve disconnected, to do something fun, let me be clear: from now until Election Day, I won’t give an ounce of energy to addressing anything remotely negative or false & clearly this trend is going to continue. Instead I will pour into the amazing candidates that have APPLIED to be endorsed by @thefirepac & received our nod. I’ll be sure to point to the real opposition & finally I’ll say thank you to the REAL ONES… that can always see through the BS 🙏🏾. The more we fight one another, the less we are fighting the people that put us here… and love me or hate me, I DID NOT GET US INTO THIS BS! I stand on my body of work that spans years that even preceded elected office & just like they divided & distracted folk during the presidential, they are doing it again. Nothing I’ve done has taken food, healthcare, nor jobs away from the people I swore to rep. I will use my influence to support those that support making lives better. ✌🏾 If you aren’t talking about a R… and the lives being ravaged by them, you aren’t helping to contribute to a solution.
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Just be normal and say "I support James Talarico" once you sober up
Y’all are corny! I keep receipts. I’ll be happy when people either give a damn about FACTS or news media goes back to the news instead of deciding to ride the tabloid lane. NOW FOR THE 1000th time maybe write an article about KEN F*in PAXTON. Y’all all sound like corny groupie ass OPS! Now do you know 5 of the other 103 races on the Harris County ballot?! DID Y’all even know they have the longest ballot in the COUNTRY?! Mind the business that pays you. For the lazy journalists that you see, point them here 👇🏾
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I can figure out your issues for free. The kids don’t wanna go because you took out the play place and any sort of eye catching color. The parents don’t wanna go because it’s sit down meal prices for the same half quality food. Hope this helps.
McDonald's announced they're investing $8,500,000,000 in their restaurants to try and make a comeback. This includes implementing a lot more AI to automate tasks and new, healthy menu items like grilled chicken, egg bites and protein bowls.
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who’s gonna tell him what “voting” is
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A 7 y/o smoking a cigarette just called me a slur outside Fred Meyer. Snohomish, WA.
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Garden Police State
“Thin Blue Line Zach Braff isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” Thin Blue Line Zach Braff:
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Ed Sheeran will be releasing a country album in 2027. Collabs will include Morgan Wallen, Post Malone, Stella Lefty, and Keith Urban
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Jesus would support Medicare for All.
When Jesus healed the sick, he didn’t ask for a deductible. When he fed the hungry, he didn’t price gouge for a profit. When the Hebrew prophets saw corruption, they spoke truth to power. When I take on this corrupt system, I’m doing it on biblical grounds.
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Sorry for an essay on a shitty SNL joke but this clip is the PERFECT encapsulation of how Establishment Democrats view Zohran’s social media success versus what he actually does on here. Zohran’s entire communication style is always clear and effective while simply adapting it to common vertical video production features (good audio, minimal dead air, moving shots). This is especially true when it comes to serious situations like storms, where he focuses on clear recommendations and updates for the viewer. He also incorporates his genuine personality as well into the videos to make them authentic. This clip, on the other hand, is the complete opposite of that. It assumes Zohran is leaning into a ridiculous TikTok dance trend that doesn’t communicate actual practical information to the audience about flood zones or services the city offers during storms. It could not be further from what Zohran actually does on social media. This is just a one-off bad joke but it honestly isn’t too far off for how many people in power view Zohran’s social media presence. And that’s also why they’ve never been able to replicate it.
like what is this??
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