Retired mediocre VGC player. 1x T16, 4x T32 regionals. 1x MSS win. Still cheering for friends who play. Posts represent only me, no employer or organization.
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Okay "renter," Grandma isn't your employee.
1. Hire a babysitter.
2. You asked. She said yes. It was a request, not an obligation.
3. Chasing kids around exhausted two parents in our 20s. Acting like a healthy 64 year old can't have less stamina than you is a remarkable combination of entitlement and cluelessness about aging.
4. She wants to be Grandma, not your unpaid disciplinarian. Seems reasonable.
5. She already had plans. Why exactly should your conference automatically outrank her life and commitments?
6. She literally told you to have a backup plan. That's not "bailing"; that's giving you advance warning so you can act like an adult and plan accordingly.
And throwing "(boomer)" in front of "mom" doesn't strengthen your argument. It just makes the whole complaint sound petulant.
Your mother raised her children. She isn't obligated to raise yours, or rearrange her life whenever you need childcare.
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Unnecessary Stat:
This is the 1st week in NFL History we've had all 4 feline football teams face each other.
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Hear me out, in the same way there were numerous Brexit scenarios in FM17 can we get numerous Man City sanction scenarios in FM27?
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It feels like we're living the most extreme example of typical City possible ffs. A twenty year long-term ultimate final boss version of typical City.
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Down 13, 4 min left in 3rd, 4th and 1 from your 49, and you...take a delay of game in order to punt?!? Paging @surrender_idx90 !
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CHI 59 - CAR 37
🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨
That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.
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Come on @Pokemon_Champs, this is just embarassing. No HP EVs when this is the only stat that has an effect with Imposter? Max attack for... Struggle dmg after you have used Transform 12 times because someone has blocked Imposter & you've switched out 12 times? #Pokemon_Champions
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“I know someone who had a litter box installed at her school.” No you don’t.
“I know someone who uses abortion as birth control.” No you don’t.
“I know someone whose kid went to school and came home a different gender.” No you don’t.
“I know someone who voted twenty times in the same election.” No you don’t.
“I know an undocumented immigrant getting free housing, healthcare, and groceries.” No you don’t.
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It makes me a bit emotional seeing Scott and Evan commentating in a stadium of 50,000 people. VGC has come such a long way from when I started around 2013. For a stretch of time, it felt like every season we were on the cusp of TPCI cutting VGC from the lineup. Just crazy.
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The Pokemon Go competition has no place taking up so much time at Worlds. The game seemingly lags every other battle, and a frame of lag in a game is apparently grounds to void the match and completely replay it (after 5 minutes of judge review)
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Why'd they have to cook the VGC finalist like that 😭
"This guy has been playing since 2009 with absolutely ZERO results! Truly nothing to his name but here he is!"
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🏆 S C O R I G A M I 🏆
🇫🇷 France 4–6 England 🏴
3rd Place Match
THIS SCORELINE HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN 96 YEARS AND 1,067 MATCHES OF WORLD CUP HISTORY.
ADD IT TO THE BOARD.
34th unique score. Only in the World Cup.
world-cup-igami.vercel.app
#FIFAWorldCup #FRAENG #LesBleus #ThreeLions
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The fact that they might have the world cup final in an ash cloud, and the players and coaches would just have to suck in all those particles because fifa has banned people obscuring their mouths so their lip-reader bots can function is just too perfect. No notes 10/10 score.
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So @LindseyGrahamSC dies of a "Sudden, brief illness" immediately after returning from Ukraine to negotiate more Russia punishments? I hate to say it, but the autopsy needs to include a fully toxicology check and a geiger counter result.
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OK, Twitter profiles with statue avatars have convinced me that Helen of Troy was white. Also, I remember she hatched from an egg. So I refuse to watch any version of the Odyssey that doesn't make the obvious casting choice.
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The market bested us. But for The Economist, there is no shame in that economist.com/leaders/2026/0…
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Last time the @USMNT played 2 entities at once in a vital game, it rather famously didn't go well. Tonight it presumably will go better despite playing Bosnia AND Herzegovina at once.
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