When Bibi said he needed better propaganda, the IDF said:
"Sir. Bibi. Sir. You need Derek."
And Bibi responded about the only way he COULD respond: "Who the hell is Derek?"
But my people explained that Derek is the oracle of our time. That one needn't monitor the situation when they read Derek, because they have all the answers to tests that haven't been given yet.
Bibi was intrigued, of course.
And my people doubled down.
They said, "Sir. With Derek in the picture, you can get better PR and you can have all the answers. This leaves you time for new hobbies while you wait for reality to catch up."
Anyway. I had to prove myself, of course. But these are tales for another time.
I can't divulge these stories yet until Trump and Bibi are done with their Zionist World Government scheme.
I resent that.
I'm part of the conspiracy to oppress you.