Ex-Quant Trader. Unapologetically miserable. Views are my own.

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I’m going to write shorter threads from now on to make them more manageable to write. They’ll all be listed below in no particular order!
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We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot
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JUST IN: Dozens of lawsuits allege obesity drugs Ozempic, Wegovy, & Zepbound can cause irreversible vision loss.
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Our sovereign ai fund is ~2 bridges. Good work guys
Cars and buses go from Oxford Station down Botley Road for the first time in three years! The project took longer than the construction of The Titanic and saw costs balloon to £237m. Looks good though.
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The UK’s most powerful government-built AI supercomputer, Isambard-AI, cost £225m The Botley Road bridge cost roughly the same Apparently our frontier AI capacity and one bridge are comparable national investments
Cars and buses go from Oxford Station down Botley Road for the first time in three years! The project took longer than the construction of The Titanic and saw costs balloon to £237m. Looks good though.
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A short rail bridge over a two-lane road in Oxford took longer to build and cost more (inflation-adjusted) than some of the most famous construction projects in history
Cars and buses go from Oxford Station down Botley Road for the first time in three years! The project took longer than the construction of The Titanic and saw costs balloon to £237m. Looks good though.
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I feel sorry for Ed Sheeran Yes, he’s a multimillionaire recording artist But he’s also — at heart — a Hollister, gap-year normie The sort of middle-class lad who can’t help but bust out the guitar at a house party and wants everyone to get along He’s not built for this age
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I am done with this shit. It is over. The state of engineering right now is horrible. It has been half a month since I started a new role at a big company. Nobody knows anything here. The specs, code, tests, PRDs, tickets, resolution of those tickets, reports, etc., everything is made by Claude Code. Nobody on my team likes this. They are being forced to ship as much as they can. I have heard multiple times from higher management that pushing code is not a bottleneck, so why are we slow? People are working 12 to 13 hours a day just to press enter. Nobody is reading anything. Humans in corporate are doing nothing on their own. Everyone, literally everyone, from an L1 to an L7 engineer here is doing the same thing. Talk to Claude. There is no sense of victory. Nobody is resolving bugs. In reality, nobody is thinking anymore. Everything is done by LLMs. It is so soul-sucking. I would not mind it, to be honest, if we were at least given the time to check out the code and see what is going where. But no, the goal is to just ship. No matter what happens.
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Ed Sheeran spotted at Celtic Park
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JUST IN: Professor Jiang claims AI isn’t real intelligence & is instead “manipulated by humans somewhere in India.”
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Jiang Xueqin styles himself "Professor Jiang" but is a high school teacher with a Yale BA in English literature and no university faculty position. His claims misrepresent AI as live human manipulation rather than output from trained neural networks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiang_Xue… indiatoday.in/world/story/pr… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_lan…
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jev is insane 🫣 it makes realtime virtual try-on hauls possible. built this experiment for Drape with @typesafeai > i talk > jev reads transcript + what i'm wearing > picks from my closet > changes my outfit in realtime cost: $0.0011 per decision time: ~620ms per decision imagine getting ready like this:
After co-inventing ChatGPT, I kept asking myself: why have superhuman chat models not led to AGI? I’ve spent the last 2 years in stealth building a new way to train models (RLCD), and a new type of frontier AI model that we are releasing today: Jev • 20-200x faster • 40-400x cheaper (w/ output tokens free) • Frontier composable intelligence optimized for decisions AFAICT the shortest path to AI-based economic revolution
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At what age am I meant to decide chatsworth bathroom design is goated, and is that time now
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When the Nordic girl meets the Italian guy from Tinder in real life
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“Only 1,300 H200’s”
We built high-throughput materials labs in Menlo Park to create a loop between experiments and models. The labs generate fresh data, the models learn from it, and then help us decide what to try next. Using only 1,300 H200s, plus months of our experimental data, we mid-trained and RL’d an open-source model to surpass GPT-6 Astra on our analysis benchmark. We call it Neon. This is real footage from our lab. We’re focusing first on hard problems in materials science, including superconductors, magnets, and semiconductor materials. Read our blog posts below.
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Ed Sheeran: "I don't take sides" Also Ed Sheeran:
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Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
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Replying to @bcherny
solves a 370 year old cypher in seconds but i still have to fight it every single day just to get valid json back without makrdown backticks
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Isn’t it ironic that the democratic west are the ones pushing against open source and open intelligence - talk of slowing down research and curtailing open source?
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The Hugging bay, The Pirate bay for open LLM's, model weights downloadable with torrents. This is a game changer. huggingbay.xyz
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🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham on the start line as he becomes the first Prime Minister to run the Great North Run
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