Ex-Quant Trader. Unapologetically miserable. Views are my own.

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qualia experiencer
Hedge fund manager (volatility/derivatives), QVR. Personal account. Oathbreaker paladin and Nightreign princess bodyguard. Chief Investment Officer of Antifa.
I just think deeply about simple things.
CEO & CIO, Newfound Research | 🥞 Return Stacked® ETFs | 🌊 Liquidity Cascades | 📆 Rebalance Timing Luck | ⚡️ Risk cannot be destroyed, only transformed.
Voted “Most Likely To Appear on Wikipedia’s ‘List of Largest Trading Losses’” among graduating class
Adrift in a sea of possibilities.
markets, LLMs, epistemology Views don't reflect the views of my employer etc. I will never be shilling a token
Founder @slx_fi Founding contributor @fogo Ex: Quant
vol trader, opinions are my own and may or may not be reflective of positions i hold. nothing should be taken as financial advice.
Forerunner AI and Monitor of Line Installation 1-4. Unethical and have no regard towards a beings consent for inspection - art powered by @where_is_hardo & co
quantitative algorithmic hustle
crypto quant | on-chain pvp | rated 9.999916/10 by hot market makers
DampedSpring.com macro & beta @2Graybeards for beta. Both for investor education, Brevan Howard, Bridgewater, Salomon, Dad of 4. Go Penn, No tweet is advice
Hello yes, if you spend a lot of money on LLM inference, we would like to sell you novel efficiency technology, DM me
Used to see options trading as a game, now i see it as a mission from god
among the ruins
Differential Geometry | Thermodynamics Dynamics of self-maintaining systems Independent Researcher I Ex-NASA ORCID: orcid.org/0009-0008-8153-326…
Co-CIO of Ambrus| (Focus: Volatility Trading / Tail risk hedging )| @penn guy ( These are my personal thoughts and not the opinions of Ambrus)
📽 revid.ai 📈 outrank.so 🤖 squad.so superx.so postsyncer.com bazzly.ai feather.so sold Tweet Hunter, Taplio ($10m) PH Maker of Year 🥇 growth tips: tmaker.io
Claude Code @anthropicai. prev YC W20, @spc, @medialab
Chief AGI Scientist & Co-Founder, Google DeepMind Director and Managing Editor, DeepMind Institute Work: deepmind.com Personal: vetta.org
PhD student advised by Frank Hutter working on linear RNNs and state-tracking.
Research Lead @perplexity_ai. Professor of machine learning at NYU Courant.
machine learning researcher, with focus on reinforcement learning. assoc prof @ uiuc cs. Course on RL theory (w/ videos): nanjiang.cs.illinois.edu/cs5…
Wrote Maths, CS & AI Compendium | Founded @cactuscompute (YC S25)
GP @20VCfund. Obsessed with investing. 2x Father. Investor in: @SolveIntel @ClickHouseDB @FireworksAI_HQ @FuseEnergy @Rivanindustries @airwallex and more
Now building @XiaomiMiMo. Previously @deepseek_ai
RS on uncertainty quantification for agents at @Apple
Pretrain and Scaling Research @ByteDance Seed opinions are my own
PhD at @Princeton University, Princeton AI Lab Fellow. Pretraining Science and RL Science, Prev @NVIDIA @ Seed @Tsinghua_Uni
fastest exited founder in europe | ai at No10 | @unicorn_mafia
Building voice @OpenAI · Research lead, GPT-Live
Prof @imperialcollege | ex- @Harvard, @GoogleDeepMind, exited Founder, @Reuters | PhD @ucl @gatsbyucl 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇭🇰
Codex & ChatGPT @OpenAI
Alignment Science lead @AnthropicAI. Opinions my own. Previously: MIRI, OpenAI, Google, Yelp, Ripple. (he/him/his)
AlphaFold2 team, math+AI, MIT '11 (MEng '12) art, computational science, complex/dynamical systems, human/machine intelligence/creativity, dance music
The official account of The Prince and Princess of Wales, based at Kensington Palace.
Always hungry for intelligence.
"Soy infused weak as piss investigative reporter" -Tommy Robinson "Dork Nerd Geek" -Andrew Tate "Tooth gap with paedo overlords" -Logan Paul @bbc @vice @c4
Home of the fastest and leading ticket alert group for Man Utd. Home and European away games only. Not a Whatsapp/Patreon group 💩
human computer interface. naturally occurring feature of your environment
New Music & New Merch = BoyBetterKnow.com
intensifying the arithmetic @trymirai
artist, engineer, researcher. neuroscience, machine psyche. science & art, futuristic & ancient.
Professor of Global History at Oxford. Director, Oxford Centre for Byzantine Research. Silk Roads. Environment & Climate Change. Co-host of the Legacy podcast
Polyagentmorous ClawFather. Came back from retirement to mess with AI and help a lobster take over the world. @OpenClaw🦞 + @OpenAI
@AnthropicAI, writer @ Import AI. Past: @openai, @business @theregister. Neural nets, distributed systems, weird futures.
A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Full time CEO @t3dotcodes & @t3dotchat. Part time YouTuber, investor, and developer
Artist/Movie Director/Producer/Designer/DJ. No comparisons. No competition.
Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor.
A samurai wandering America. AI-assisted. Two 100-story Kindle omnibuses out. Books, Buy Me a Coffee & Amazon Associate links on my site ↓
Long-short hedge fund CIO, Energy Group Capital, former PM at Passport Capital. Macro nerd. Energy enthusiast. Ex officio member of the commentariat. Texan. ✌🏼
England ⚽️
Building 100,000 homes per year. | Dartmouth MBA | ex-Goldman | Parody | written by @charliewrich
MTS @OpenAI; Author of Lil'Log
co-founder and ceo @PatronusAI (series B). prev AI @Meta evals, RL, data ⚡️
CEO at Apollo Research @ApolloResearch prev. ML PhD with Philipp Hennig & AI forecasting @EpochAIResearch