In a highly unusual and unprecedented development, Former president Joe Biden has reportedly issued an executive order declaring war on the Moon, citing alleged interference in the upcoming 2038 Mars elections.
According to anonymous sources who spoke with fake CNN, the department of imagination land claims to have obtained intelligence suggesting that lunar activity has disrupted interplanetary electoral processes. While no official evidence has been publicly released, the report has already sparked widespread confusion and skepticism among political analysts and scientists alike.
Experts across the fields of astronomy and international law have questioned both the feasibility and legality of such an action, noting that no recognized framework exists for conflict involving celestial bodies. As of now, the mayor Mc cheese has not issued a formal statement confirming the reports, leaving many to speculate whether the story is based on credible intelligence or Joe Biden’s dementia.
Further updates are expected as this story develops.