Proud Cumbrian. Husband of Beryl. Father of 3. Councillor on @ParishWingston. Purveyor of fine cheeses. No longer plays boules for ethical reasons.

Wingston, Cumbria
Cllr Wilfred Gimble retweeted
Lucy implored me to embrace spontaneity. Accordingly, I have pencilled it in for Thursday.
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A very uncommon find, the beautiful verdigris roundhead, stropharia aeruginosa.
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I wasn't sure if @FrankAWeatherly's provisional radio budget would pass, but if Roger misses the meeting on account of his Amputation, we might get it through by the skin of our teeth.
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I went to buy walnuts from the organic grocery shop. They knew me on sight.
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I have spent the morning choosing my favourite font. EB Garamond is in the running.
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Cllr Wilfred Gimble retweeted
I have mulch envy
It’s mulch time again! And the tractors get bigger each year! Digestate from the local AD plant.
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Beryl went for a jog this morning. I bought a bacon sandwich and ate it.
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The prices of certain creams and ointments these days are quite unsustainable.
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Cllr Wilfred Gimble retweeted
There’s a meal in our house called Mr Scrummy. I invented it when my two eldest were 4 and 6 and money was snug at the end of the month. The kids are still obsessed with it to this day. Mr Scrummy has a sort of sentinent ommipresence in the household. We refer to him as ‘him’.
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Cllr Wilfred Gimble retweeted
After a two-season hiatus, the Wingston Warblers are BACK! We are pleased to invite you to our Christmas concert where we will be performing Bach’s Magnificat in D Major. Mulled wine, mince pies & raffle afterwards. Tickets £12, please phone either myself or Lionel to book 🎶🎄
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Now it is my Strength.
Someone once told me I resembled Winnie the Pooh. I cried and cried.
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Someone once told me I resembled Winnie the Pooh. I cried and cried.
100 years ago today, Winnie the Pooh was created.
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Today is the last day to submit items to the October agenda. Please contact the clerk at dazsteepling1977@gmail.com
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Please do attend the very necessary Bin Schedule talk. Amongst other activities, we will be devising helpful mnemonics to remind ourselves which bins go out on which day. Biscuits provided.
Wingston WI Talk schedule Autumn 2026 II 🍁 Nov 2: Faith-Based Bricklaying, Calvin Howgego Nov 16: Confessions of a Fishmonger, George Stubbs Nov 30: Our Local Bin Schedule (a much-needed reminder), Wilfred Gimble Dec 7: Can I Make Jam Out Of This?, Elizabeth Baldwin (me!)
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When I sit beside you on the bus, know that I am reading what you are reading, and I am rapidly forming a judgement.
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I can't prove it, but I think they've opened a speakeasy under the Duke of Cumberland.
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Have received an update from Melinda. It seems Roger might lose the finger.
Roger rushed to hospital. Accident while trimming Barry's hedge.
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Roger rushed to hospital. Accident while trimming Barry's hedge.
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Cllr Wilfred Gimble retweeted
My girlfriend dumped me because I'm going bald. That's hair loss.
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Who Remembers.
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