Wodeshed@Wodeshed

Retired nihilist. Possessor of a certain je ne sais quoi. Alternate account: @WodeshedR

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Joined November 2011
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Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas babylonbee.com/news/dyslexic… via @TheBabylonBee

Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas

SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching a new milestone of $1.87.

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Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements babylonbee.com/news/airline-… via @TheBabylonBee

Airline Carefully Selects Most Heavily Accented Employee To Make Gate Announcements

DENVER, CO — A major airline company announced that it had carefully considered all its employees and made sure that the most heavily accented person would make all gate announcements for passengers...

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Steven Bierman@Feodaran
Sep 25
Replying to @NancyMace
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Those are two of the worst asses ever
N-Word R Murrow
@mowoodier
Sep 26
Night You know who you are
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Grody Turdmongerson
@t98817
Sep 23
Replying to @sizzle_sarah
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Sarah Sizzle
@sizzle_sarah
Sep 25
And every one has a Democratic governor plus Democratic control of both legislative chambers. Vote smart. Elections matter.
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Sep 25
TOP FIVE STATES AMERICANS ARE FLEEING 1. California 2. New York 3. Illinois 4. New Jersey 5. Massachusetts
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Sarah Sizzle
@sizzle_sarah
Sep 23
Stretch a rope across live lanes and you’re not “protesting,” you’re gambling with other people’s jobs, ambulances, and kids in the back seat. That truck didn’t “attack activists.” It refused to play extra in their stunt. That’s not cruelty. That’s physics meeting entitlement. Block a road, own the consequences. Don’t hold traffic hostage and act shocked when someone declines the role of prop.
KARMA IS REAL
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Patton
@GeneralPatton83
Sep 25
Thats never a good sign 😂
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Sovey
@SoveyX
Sep 25
What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
Made with AI
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the other guy@crankyuncle2
Sep 25
OTD 1976 Bono, David Evans, his brother Dik, and Adam Clayton respond to an advertisement on a bulletin board at Mount Temple posted by fellow student Larry Mullen Jr. to form a rock band, which becomes U2 A banner day for bitchy activist music
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MLFootball
@MLFootball
Sep 24
44 YEARS AGO: John Madden told one of the GREATEST stories of all time on Saturday Night Live involving #Raiders legend Ted Hendricks, money, and a toilet. Madden’s storytelling was truly one of a kind. The greatest to ever do it. 😂😂😂
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Stacey
@ScotsFyre
Sep 25
Actually it’s because the midget in Ukraine is bombing diesel refineries in Russia. Stay stupid.
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed
Sep 24
It now costs the truck drivers on average $1,200 to fill up a single tank because of the war in Iran. Mike Rogers said it's a win-win-win. Are you winning?
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Trust the Process
@E_845483
Sep 25
Replying to @8Xorcist8
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Those gold tchotchkes are the worst
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Sep 25
This was the single funniest moment from Chinese President Xi Jinping’s White House visit. Trump showed him the Joe Biden autopen portrait at the Presidential Walk of Fame had Xi hysterically cracking up. No one has ever made the Chinese dictator laugh like this. Much like his entire time in office, the world is laughing at Biden.
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Kiss my ass, Patty Punjabi
Memes
@Basedgoymemes
Sep 25
This indian woman calls the police on a young American boy for riding his bike in his own neighborhood. indians will move to YOUR country and think they can boss you around.
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Very distant relative. We're very proud.
Igor Os
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Sep 25
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Tokyo Rosie@RosieRocks28
Sep 24
"Armed civilians..." Armed with what? You took all our guns away you twit!
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NorthStar
@TheNorthStar55
Sep 25
Replying to @RosieRocks28
Carney, you fuckwit. Any of us that are still armed, are NOT going to be fighting for you...
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Aim for anybody in a flannel shirt
Tokyo Rosie@RosieRocks28
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"Armed civilians..." Armed with what? You took all our guns away you twit!
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Triple Net Investor
@TripleNetInvest
Sep 25
JUST IN: A prime 270k sq ft office building in Downtown Seattle sold for $12.5 million - a shocking $46 per sq ft The price represents an ~87% decline from it's $97M value in 2019 Absolute destruction happening in Seattle right now... But this isn’t just Seattle - a massive office/CRE repricing is still happening across the country Stay tuned and follow for more major real estate deals and updates like this
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