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🚨🚨THE DEMOCRACY FILES, PART 1: THE PLAN 🚨 I am working on gathering all the documents. Now, here's something to understand about the "democracy" and protest ecosystem: almost nobody knows the 'grand plan' so to speak. They simply agree to play a role. For example, 99% of people breaking stuff on the streets believe they're doing it out of an organic uprising. They don't see that the police have been ordered to stand down. They don't see that legal services have already been arranged for them. They don't see that foundations are paying for their bonds. Similarly here, governors aren't participating in a pact to destroy the Constitution. Governors simply have agreed to push back on the Insurrection Act. The effect is the same: the governors end up playing a role in a grander plan. I call this "shared epistemology" in my book Unelected. Motivations differ, people rarely agree to the big evil supervillain framing, but incentives all converge in the same end goal. No Kings might not agree to explicitly tear down the Constitution, but they nonetheless work with DSA and will turn out millions of people if the right phone call is put in. Here is one articulation of the plan - and crucially, since then, they have put many NGOs in their places to execute their proper role at all levels when the time is right. Many more coming.
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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@dararepublican the answer to your question about when this becomes treason is very simple: it is when they collude/conspire with an enemy of our country. An enemy is someone who is declared, like a foreign nation during a war. Or a domestic enemy like Antifa, as they have been declared a domestic terrorist organization. Both treason & sedition are efforts to undermine our government and destroy our country. And your work here is evidence of a crime. This hurts all Americans and we have seen this before in 2020, when reporter, Millie Weaver, exposed a call just like this among federal employees who were still employed and planning how to subvert Pres Donald Trump after the 2020 election. So far these people have gotten away with their crimes. But they are still crimes. People really need to pay attention to what you are exposing because this is an enemy like none we have ever faced: those who gain power again this way have no intention of ever ceding any of it to their adversaries ever again. Thank you to all three of you for exposing these people. Please God someone in power will actually hold them accountable.
🧵🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: International actors are involved in the State Department led color revolution 🚨🚨 This is not speculation; it’s straight from a recorded call. Ex-USAID employees describe how, before January 20, they moved internal groups off government systems and into encrypted Signal chats, then quickly linked with foreign partners and NGOs after the inauguration. This attempt at creating a color revolution isn't new news; this part was already reported in NOTUS earlier this year. But what's not reported is the international aspect. One participant explicitly frames it as "a global anti-authoritarian movement," connecting U.S. officials with "colleagues from around the world who have dealt with this directly." They reference coordination with Johns Hopkins, "international democracy and conflict mitigation spaces," and efforts to mobilize across borders against what they perceive as domestic authoritarianism. At what point does this become treason? As always, patience as I pull together this thread. 👇
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The past few days, I got my hands on thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings, thanks to leads from @SKDoubleDub33 and @iamlisalogan . You've heard that the DSA is proposing structural reforms to America, including abolishing the Senate and imposing term limits. What you not have heard is - there is an operational plan to put it all into action. If the Democratic Party sweeps 2026, then DSA will become "foot soldiers" in constant clashes with the administration to cross a "red line" or invoke a "doomsday scenario" - meaning, President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, probably sometime in 2027. Then, a lot of coordinated responses kick off, including delegitimizing the federal government itself and handing that legitimacy to Democratic governors. 2028 then becomes a vote on whether to keep America governance as-is or to burn it all down to appease a "young and brown" demographic. The mysterious group who's been coordinating 50501, Indivisible, and coordinating the NoKings protests is called "United Democracy Alliance" and their intellectual leader is Erica Chenoweth who came up with the 3.5% rule of nonviolent regime change. Patience. I know I've hyped this more than anything else. It's genuinely the biggest discovery I've had. This is an enormous archive. This is only the beginning.
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Voters tend not to turnout for midterms because historically the difference between the two parties has been functionally negligible--it's always been like choosing between Coke or Pepsi. This year it's like choosing between drinking a glass of Coke or a glass of Drano drain cleaner. Folks who don't stay up on politics simply are unaware that the Democrat Party has been absorbed by a Communist/Jihadist alliance bent on destroying the Constitution and the American way of life. You might not like Coca-Cola. But drinking Drano will end your life.
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For those of you who aren’t students of history…this is precisely what a communist revolution looks like.
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If we make this video go viral, WE WILL WIN IN NOVEMBER!! Share the shit out of it!!
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The actual facts about SpaceX in Ukraine: - SpaceX is a private company with zero obligation to help Ukraine, yet it stepped up when governments dragged their feet. - Starlink and Starshield are not the same. Starshield is under U.S. government control. That is who made last night’s call. - Ukraine accounts for only a micro fraction of SpaceX’s revenue, while the company bears the risks of operating amid Russian attacks and geopolitical pressure. The financial return hardly justifies the exposure. SpaceX helps because it chooses to. Starshield access, meanwhile, is up to the US government. - SpaceX has every right to set limits on how its technology is used. They own it and bear consequences for it. This is while they actively collaborate to take down Russian access to Starlink that threatens to collapse Ukraine. - Throwing tantrums over not getting all your demands, including offensive use, or simply because Elon disagrees with you, while SpaceX risks its assets to help, says plenty about your character. - Demanding a company be nationalized so you can just take its product is the loudest confession that you cannot build anything. You can only steal. - Europeans should try to build their own. As a space fan, I'd celebrate it. - I don't care about the politics. But attacking the company that stepped up when it had no obligation to help is pathetic. The truth is, without Starlink saving Ukrainian communication in the early days, their reality would have severly looked very different today, and they should be grateful.
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Yes, for all of you emailing and texting, today is my birthday. Thank you for all of the kind notes. All I want for my birthday is for YOU to go vote, and to bring a friend or family member with you. VOTE!!
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QUIT YOUR BITCHING!!!!!! Grandpa didn’t have a $90 month internet bill, a $130 phone bill, seven app subscriptions at $72 month, an Amazon addiction for $200 month, he didn’t have Netflix, Paramount or HBO for another $112 month and his haircuts didn’t need a ‘stylist’! I’m worn out hearing people moan, “Our grandparents could buy a house on one paycheck, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!” Yeah, maybe because Grandma wasn’t dropping half her income on $14 iced lattes and avocado toast shaped like art projects. Back then, if they wanted coffee, they boiled it at home in a dented pot. It tasted like burnt rubber and regret — but it woke you up and cleaned your pipes. And Grandma wasn’t “out to brunch.” You think she had time for mimosas and hashtags? She was making something called whatever’s left in the fridge and feeding six people with it. Don’t even start with Uber Eats. You think Grandpa was out here paying $38 to have a burger delivered three blocks away? Please. He grilled mystery meat on a rusted barbecue, and everyone called it dinner. Now people cry about being broke while sitting in a house full of gadgets. Two SUVs in the driveway, six streaming services, three air fryers, and matching tattoos that cost more than their light bill. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? He did. It said “Korea, 1951,” and it came with trauma, not Instagram likes. And the kids—Lord help us. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t. You’re handing an $1100 device to a child who still eats crayons and forgets to flush. When we were kids, there was one phone. It hung on the wall like a family relic. The cord stretched just far enough for you to whisper secrets before someone yelled, “Get off, I need to make a call!” And guess what? We lived. The TV? One. In the living room. With three channels and a dial that clicked like a safe. And if Dad wanted to watch bowling, you were a fan of bowling, end of story. Now there’s a flat screen in every room, the baby’s got an iPad, the dog’s got a camera, and everyone’s wondering why they can’t afford rent. Because you’re living like rock stars on retail salaries, that’s why. Grandpa wasn’t leasing Teslas or buying $12 smoothies called “Green Zen Awakening.” He drove a truck that coughed smoke, rattled like a storm, and smelled like oil and hard work. They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa brought home on Friday — that’s what they had. They weren’t keeping up with the Joneses; they were keeping the lights on. So yeah, Grandpa bought a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have a gym membership, three delivery apps, and emotional support crystals on his nightstand. His only support system was Grandma, who told him to quit whining and mow the yard. Nowadays, everyone’s broke, anxious, and “manifesting abundance” while ordering tacos on DoorDash for the fourth time this week. It’s not the economy — it’s the lifestyle. Wake up, turn off your subscriptions, make your own coffee, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll smell the truth. It’s truth....God is Good, God is Great, I thank HIM for this day and everything I have!!
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My campaign requested public records from MaineHousing about North Haven Sustainable Housing's application for an $840,000 state loan program. Here's what came back. While Hannah Pingree was serving as a senior state official, directing the Governor's Office of Policy Innovation and the Future, she was also Board President of NHSH and part of the leadership team with authority over the project. NHSH was competing against other applicants. It appears to have walked away with the entire $840,000. MaineHousing knew exactly who she was. The application itself highlighted her state government role and her housing policy experience as reasons NHSH should be funded So where is her conflict of interest disclosure? NHSH's own rules require directors to disclose conflicts. The file MaineHousing gave us contains only a blank form. No completed disclosure. No recusal on record. And NHSH started spending before final approval, expecting MaineHousing to reimburse it later. Mainers deserve straight answers: Did Hannah Pingree ever disclose this conflict? Did she step back from any decisions? Why did a nonprofit led by a top state official get the whole pot? When you hold power in Augusta, the rules should apply to you first. As Governor, I’ll end these kind of special deals.
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🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Ohio mental hospital CONFIRMS James Talarico was discharged from the facility earlier this week The “flu” thing was a BIG FAT LIE Following reporting by @SaraGonzalesTX and @CarolineWren, a hospital employee told @RheinAmacher and I that Talarico had in fact been a patient at the Lindner Center of Hope near Cincinnati, Ohio, which specializes in around-the-clock mental health treatment. While I sympathize with those dealing with mental health crises, this man is CLEARLY not suited to become a US Senator representing over 30 MILLION TEXANS. The job doesn’t get easier after being elected — it only gets MORE stressful. And Talarico clearly can’t handle it. I pray he gets the help he needs, but Texans need a real representative they can rely on.
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Lindner Healing Center has refuted this They have made a statement that James Talarico has never received treatment at Lindner Healing Center x.com/lindnerctrhope
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As uncomfortable as it is to disagree with the pope, on this, I must. Leo's primary justification for the death penalty being impermissible in all cases is that prison technology is better, so we can reliably imprison someone for life without them escaping. The pope must make this argument, because it's one of the only ways to explain contradicting thousands of years of church tradition and the explicit teachings of many other saints and popes who defended the death penalty. But keeping a criminal from reoffending is only one of several reasons for capital punishment. Some crimes, because of their severity, merit death, and when the supreme authority categorically refuses to ever execute those who commit them, it becomes the indulgence of evil. This case of Major Hasan is a perfect example: He betrayed his country and his uniform to go on a spree killing of as many people as possible, in support of America's enemies. Contrary to Leo's tweet, the requirements of justice are not met by simply confining Hasan for the rest of his natural life. To declare that even this offense only merits life imprisonment is to encourage others to commit the same spectacular crime Hasan did. Nations have never punished traitors because it's the only way to stop them from committing treason again -- we do it because these crimes merit death for their own sake. I feel the same way about the case of Tyler Robinson. Robinson didn't just impulsivey kill one person in a crime of passion. Murdering Charlie was act of terrorism, whose purpose was to terrorize every person who agreed with him and might wish to publicly express the same views he did. That crime sought to destroy not just one life, but America's entire existence as an open society where debates are decided with words rather than guns. Keeping such evil attached to American society, even in prison, is like keeping a cancerous tumor attached to the human body, encouraging its malignancy to spread. American authorities, who have a duty to protect our republic's laws and freedoms, have every right to amputate this tumor. The pope argues that execution "completely deprives" the guilty of possible redemption. That is untrue: Every living person may be redeemed at any time, but we also know neither the day nor the hour of our death. In fact, a criminal knowing his exact date of execution may be the exact thing that focuses his mind on eternity and brings him to repentance (historically, this is exactly what happened with a great many executed criminals). As St. Thomas Aquinas wrote in Summa Contra Gentiles: "The fate of the wicked being open to conversion so long as they live does not preclude their being open also to the just punishment of death. ... [I]n the hour of death, they have every facility for turning to God by repentance. And if they are so obstinate that even in the hour of death their heart will not go back upon its wickedness, a fairly probable reckoning may be made that they never would have returned to a better mind."
The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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I have hit a wall, and I need help. Since launching this fundraiser, I have received two donations. I am deeply grateful to both donors. But the bills are piling up, and my most urgent needs remain unmet. On September 13, I lost my beautiful Yolanda after her nearly six-year battle with cancer. For more than 27 years, she was my best friend, my confidant, and my partner in everything. Her care depleted our savings and retirement. Now, while grieving her, I am facing another round of lawfare. My immediate priorities are getting the attorneys paid so they can respond to lawsuits designed to punish and bankrupt me, and securing at least limited personal security. That is what I am asking you to help fund right now. I am trying to meet these obligations and keep my intelligence and cybersecurity work going. But I cannot carry all of this alone. If my reporting and analysis have been useful to you—if I have helped you understand a threat or connect the dots—please consider standing beside me now. A gift of $25, $50, $100, or whatever you can afford will help. If you have the means to make a larger contribution toward legal costs or security, I would be profoundly grateful. Please donate here: givesendgo.com/TonyAndYoland… If you cannot give, please repost this appeal. Your share could reach someone who can. Asking this publicly is difficult. But I need to be honest about where things stand. Thank you for helping, for sharing, and for keeping our family in your prayers. Tony
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Did you know that YOU are helping pay someone ELSE’S electricity bill? 
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Ever wonder why conservative movements struggle to gain footing while DSA campaigns pop up overnight with millions in funding and expert-level PR? They have a global network of NGOs, tax loopholes, and rooms full of high-priced attorneys specifically designed to exploit our own legal system against us. Trust me, this is much bigger than just George Soros. They’ve built a massive, manufactured machine designed to make fringe extremism look like mainstream consensus. And tonight, I’m going to map out the entire dark money trail and hand you the tools so you can track it yourself.
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Mainers deserve property tax relief, not another bill for Augusta’s pet projects. My plan cuts wasteful spending, delivers property tax relief, and provides additional tax breaks for veterans. As governor, I will make your tax dollars work for you.
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Crying "oligarchy" from a private jet takes a special kind of nerve. Bernie Sanders: - In politics since 1981. - Companies founded: 0 - Owns 3 homes. - His campaign flew private during his "Fighting Oligarchy" tour. - His answer for everything is more taxes. Elon Musk: - Built SpaceX, Tesla, Starlink and more. - About 157,000 jobs at Tesla and SpaceX alone. - Sold off his mansions. - Living in an Airstream trailer in Memphis to stay close to the data center he's building. One man sleeps in a trailer to build the future, the other owns three houses and complains about him. Bernie isn't against oligarchs. He's against the ones who didn't need a government paycheck to get there.
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Want to build elite character? Try this... "I was wrong." Don't qualify it. Don't add a "but". Just... "I was wrong." Practice it with the small errors, and the big fuck ups get easier to acknowledge, and move past. The alternative is lying to yourself and reliving the same fucked up experiences over and over and over. This simple trick is what shifted my life in my late twenties. No ego. No extended self loathing. Just acknowledgement, assessment, and adjustment. Winners fail the same amount as losers. They just recover faster, and don't personalize the failures. In the end efficiency of growth is what determines how far you go in life.
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