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Minneapolis, MN
And the Pravda Award for "Most Useful Twin Cities Apparatchik" goes to... [ripping envelope]...
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It's been a very vibrant evening here in the Twin Cities...
Now we're getting a submitted report of a drive-by shooting in Bloomington near 101st and Harriet. One of the recipient vehicles was associated with the EP homecoming shooting, supposedly. Several houses were reportedly struck by gunfire. No official info yet.
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Looks like the kickoff meeting of Eden Prairie's 'East African Youth Intervention Task Force' is going as expected...
From a reader: reports of gunfire near a gas station in Eden Prairie. Police on the scene.
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I'm calling my recruiter right now...
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump and SecWar Pete Hegseth have just APPROVED execution by FIRING SQUAD of Fort Hood jihadist terrorist Nidal Hasan GOOD RIDDANCE. 👋🏻 Hasan m*rdered 13 people and wounded 32 more at Fort Hood in 2009, shouting “Allahu Akbar” as he opened fire on unarmed soldiers He's sat on death row since 2013! "The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come." Hegseth drops one word: "JUSTICE." Firing squad is the way to go, basically NO CHANCE OF IT FAILING
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Doing jobs Americans can't undo...
Thousands Of Migrant Farmworkers Head North In Preparation For The Democrat Ballot Harvest buff.ly/LpBFuvx
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Mark Ruffalo's most lucrative skill is pretending to be angry...
Mark Ruffalo has furious meltdown while screaming about Trump. “They’re going to try and stop us from taking our country back and we’re not going to let them. Trump we’re not letting you. Hands off! Hands off! Hands off our f***ing vote.”
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Somali youth don't have a problem finding things to do; they have a problem choosing things to do...
Something must be done first about the rampant Islamophobia and stereotyping in the twin cities. Many of these young Somali men feel like they don’t have opportunities without privilege.
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Nothing says "swift decisive action" like forming a committee...
BREAKING: Eden Prairie Mayor Ron Case is calling for the creation of an East African Youth Intervention Task Force following Friday night’s shooting outside the high school’s homecoming football game. Case says police believe the shooting is connected to Somali gang activity.
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When you give the @MinnesotaDFL an inch, they'll take a billion. This isn't your father's Democrat party, Minnesota. That party is gone - a bunch of radical anti-Americans took it over, stole our tax dollars, brought in an army of professional rioters, burned down the Third Precinct Police building, hollow out Uptown, invited and paid another army of illegal immigrants to steal more tax money, chase out our police, chase out our employers, break into our cars, and shoot up our schools. And soon they're massive boondoggle of a light rail system will allow them to scale their chaos deeper into our suburbs. It's time to stop being "Minnesota Nice" to an ideology that is destroying our city and state. It's time to show the DFL the door once and for all. Vote different, Minnesota.
After billions lost to fraud and taxes on average earners increased, DFL proposes billions in fresh tax hikes: americanexperiment.org/after…
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Why not? What makes a pulpit more preferable than a ladder when the Gospel is being preached? Please explain the guiding principle behind your position on this, and provide the scriptural grounding of that principle so that we can have a productive conversation as brothers in Christ. I'm looking forward to the discussion.
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Adam Parker retweeted
I’m completely sure who needs to hear this, but it’s ok to use a ladder as a sermon demonstration
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Hey @ClayTravis, how about offering $10M to the Vikings offense if they can beat the Nashville Balls?...
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When your defense carries the entire game, it makes perfect sense to take the slide, run out the clock, take the win, and cancel donut service in the Monday morning film meeting.
Chance to go up at least 11 with two minutes left, what do we think of this decision?
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This just triggered a PTSD flashback nightmare...
What if a Vikings’ trip to the Super Bowl comes down to a Will Reichard field goal… …and his perfect streak had continued ALL SEASON. Surely nothing historically traumatic has ever happened to the Vikings in this exact scenario.
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It seems many featured celebrities at the "Power To The People" rally will be on oxygen...
Honestly, I didn’t know some of these people were still alive. Joan Baez? 🤣🤣🤣
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Adam Parker retweeted
NEW: Interrogation of the Omani pilot: the objective was to crash the plane into the terminal building at Ben Gurion Airport. The assault on the other pilot was timed deliberately. He waited until the aircraft was over Jordan, near Israel, before moving against him. From that point the plan was to fly a normal landing approach so nothing would appear unusual. Only in the last seconds, once interception was no longer possible, would he turn the aircraft into the terminal. The plot was thwarted by one decision. The wounded Indian pilot got the cockpit door open at all costs, and that is the only reason the attack did not succeed.
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An important question pro-American voters must ask themselves...
What is the point of voting for Trump and then sitting your ass out for the midterms so that he can't get anything done?
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