the founders founder. building @bordlabs retail liquidity provider.
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i’m probably the only person who could become a millionaire off a doordash class action
hey @DoorDash- happened to notice while ordering food that the total was almost identical on two accounts, one with DashPass and one without. the promised savings seem pretty misleading 🤔
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If Dario wants to slow down the pace of AI, he should just move the company to Europe.
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jobs left in the singularity:
- anthropic secondary holder
- ken griffin
- headline tweeter
- corgi growth girl (all races)
- chief of staff
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IF YOUR CODEX IS LEAKING DISK SPACE, PLEASE USE THIS PATCH:
github.com/openai/codex/issu…
I made it.
You're welcome.
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"claude fable just proved the jacobian conjecture is false"
"incredible this changes everything"
"do you know what the jacobian conjecture is?"
"no, do you?"
"no"
hello there the jacobian conjecture is false thanx to my close friend akhil for asking about it and my other close friend fable for working during the world cup final
((1+xy)^3 z + y^2 (1+xy) (4+3xy), y + 3 x (1+xy)^2 z + 3 x y^2 (4+3xy), 2 x - 3 x^2 y - x^3 z): \C^3\to \C^3, has jacobian determinant -2, and sends (0, 0, -1/4), (1, -3/2, 13/2), and (-1, 3/2, 13/2) to (-1/4, 0, 0)
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A junior dev asked the staff engineer: "How do I know if the AI's code is correct?"
The staff engineer replied: "How do you know if yours is?"
The junior dev was enlightened. Prod went down.
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for anyone doing this, you’re better off starting your own company
Skip the resume. Seriously.
We're hiring SDRs and BDRs. To apply, just build an agent a sales team would actually use.
Apply by July 15 (tag your friends): jobs.ashbyhq.com/notion/e84f…
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generational shitpost
NEW: Yueban recently launched a $4,000 self-driving toilet.
Xiaoban is an autonomous mobile toilet that drives to people with limited mobility, handles cleaning, and returns to dock on its own.
• Summoned by remote control or offline voice commands
• Uses LiDAR, ultrasonic sensors, and cliff detection to avoid obstacles
• Built-in bidet, warm air drying, odor control, and UV sterilization
• Self-cleans with 360° flushing after use
• Can empty waste into a dock or transfer it into a regular toilet
FSD is starting to show up in unexpected categories 🚽
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