mkay. nuthin turns me into a kitchen christmas dancing fool faster than leslie odom jr singing Please Come Home for Christmas. lord only knows what the neighbors must think, but it cant be helped
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Kinda diggin "pick up the poo or it's the end for you" tbh
ALT A screenshot of an iPhone message conversation. The contact is listed as Boss.
Boss: We need new responsible recreation messaging for the summer.
Social Media Manager: how about respect our lands or catch these hands
Boss: What.
Social Media Manager: leave a trace, leave in a brace
Boss: As I've told you, we can't threaten people on Twitter.
Social Media Manager: poach a clam, we'll go ham
Social Media Manager: stay on the trail or go to jail
Boss: We can't put people in jail for that.
Social Media Manager: if they're camping near water: poop 200 feet away or die of dysen-tary
ALT A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads:
Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety.
Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names.
Boss: Not this again.
Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile.
Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire!
Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something?
Me: On it.
ALT A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.
i cant help wondering what kind of man emmett till would have become. maybe at the very least he would have a passel of grandkids and great grandkids… and some stories to tell
Incredible photos from Janine Harles who captured transient orcas near Clinton, Washington yesterday! 😍
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