Graphic design is my passion.
A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.

ALT A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.

A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.

ALT A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.

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My favorite part: "not this again". I want to work on this team.
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Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources
@waDNR
8 Jun 2022
Kinda diggin "pick up the poo or it's the end for you" tbh
A screenshot of an iPhone message conversation. The contact is listed as Boss. Boss: We need new responsible recreation messaging for the summer. Social Media Manager: how about respect our lands or catch these hands Boss: What. Social Media Manager: leave a trace, leave in a brace Boss: As I've told you, we can't threaten people on Twitter. Social Media Manager: poach a clam, we'll go ham Social Media Manager: stay on the trail or go to jail Boss: We can't put people in jail for that. Social Media Manager: if they're camping near water: poop 200 feet away or die of dysen-tary

ALT A screenshot of an iPhone message conversation. The contact is listed as Boss. Boss: We need new responsible recreation messaging for the summer. Social Media Manager: how about respect our lands or catch these hands Boss: What. Social Media Manager: leave a trace, leave in a brace Boss: As I've told you, we can't threaten people on Twitter. Social Media Manager: poach a clam, we'll go ham Social Media Manager: stay on the trail or go to jail Boss: We can't put people in jail for that. Social Media Manager: if they're camping near water: poop 200 feet away or die of dysen-tary

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😂
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“As I’ve told you, we can’t threaten people on Twitter.” 😂
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i am in tears Boss: “What.” 💀💀💀 “Boss has silenced notifications” 💀💀💀💀💀
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Replying to @waDNR @CarlSetzer
Are you guys looking for another graphic designer with similar comedic copyrighting skills lol Seriously tho, could I have permission to make fun safety posters for the internet based on these if I give credit?? 😊
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Oh heck yes, we'd love to see what you come up with! Please tag us in whatever you come up with so we can share it (with credit to you!)
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This is extremely @JortsTheCat-and-Jean-texting-with-their-supervisor content. Wait. Jorts, is that you... actually running the Washington DNR account????
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Almost as good as this one about why ppl don't pick up their dog poop. ✅ I'm a twat ✅I don't give a shit about this area ✅I'm a lazy twat ✅My mum still wipes my arse. Wales don't play 😂😂😂
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respect these lands or catch these hands is fantastic actually
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"As I've told you" carries real Picard face-in-hands energy.
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Replying to @waDNR @CarlSetzer
“Delivered Quietly” is funniest part of this. Thank you for sharing.
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"we can't threaten people on twitter" you must be new here
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Replying to @waDNR @CarlSetzer
Respect our lands or catch these hands is GOLD!
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Poach a clam, we’ll go ham 😂😂😂
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Replying to @waDNR @CarlSetzer
The 1st one is Hawai'i's official state motto.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I love you
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Oh my god 😭😭🤣🤣
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how r u still hired at this point 💀💀💀
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I need to be friends with whoever the messager in blue is. 😂😂😂🙏
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@yourraccoon
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