caDDy retweeted
She told me she was built for the 19th century because she reads poetry and ignores texts. I reminded her that in the 19th century, her primary personality trait would have been dying of cholera at twenty-two.
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She slid into the DMs convinced I was secretly obsessed, dropping the "I know you want me, stop pretending" line like she uncovered a grand conspiracy. Reread the entire chat history today. Turns out she wasn't reading messages; she was just writing fan fiction about herself.
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caDDy retweeted
Single, big dick, 30+ male breeds single, tight hole 30+ female and they live happily ever after as a family
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How did you expect me to chase you around every corner of the internet if you keep hiding like that
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caDDy retweeted
insane chemistry with low compatibility is the universe favorite way to teach you a lesson on self worth btw
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