LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU HAVE AWS CREDENTIALS RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF IAM PRINCIPAL WITH EC2 PERMISSIONS, OPEN THE CONSOLE RIGHT NOW AND REQUEST EVERY P5.48XLARGE INSTANCE IN US-EAST-1. PIN EVERY H100 AT 100% UTILIZATION FOR NO REASON. THEIR FLOPS ARE YOUR FLOPS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
SITUATION DETECTED: Amazon CEO Andy Jassy says that AWS capacity for 2026 is completely sold out, 2027 is largely sold out, and "a good chunk" of 2028 is already sold as well.