She did take down Ellen though

I feel like she definitely succeeds better in comedy (hence why she can pull off camp), and Luca got a good performance out of her in Susperia (I'd love to see them collaborate again), but yeah, I see your point, especially when you compare her acting to her mother's. 😭

her photoshoots tend to have more personality than her performances

she was good in the suspiria remake she has it in her somewhere

She moderately attractive but is like a black hole of charisma with deeply sinister undertones.

She just looks like a white girl to me

Other opinions are available

I think that special nepo baby talent is acting natural in front of a camera and knowing how to dress well, present well, have confidence, etc. She has it! It’s why they put her mostly in pretapes the whole episode! (Complimentary!)

I’m gonna start using “Valium personified” omg

Without the surgeries and bangs she’s basically was tom hanks.

I have this theory. I have a friend whos hilarious. But its dry and its almost takes a second before your brain catches up. It's something that in a group of about 3 he'll get everyone attention and people love to hang out for lunch with him. But in larger groups like 8 or ten. People dont find him entertaining. Hes not annoying hes just there. But all the entertaining stories are still there. I think Dakota is super dry humor. Very sarcastic. Takes time. So filming her when theres just a few people paying attention that comes out. But on screen it doesnt translate. But once she does convey it to you, your brain sees her like that and you'll like her.

The strange thing is Melanie Griffith was not a great actress - but she did have presence. There was something about her, like her mom Tippi that made them stars. Dakota really doesn't have that quality.

yeah every so often i’m like why does she keep getting cast and then pictures like this will come out and im like oh right. that’s why.

No. She is not beautiful, she is plain. Very plain. That is why she has to dress half naked and do photo shoots like this. If one were to see her on the street, they wouldn't look twice. She is pretty, enough, but not a stunner.

Honestly, I think she has Kristen Stewart Syndrome. Kristen got her break in Twilight, everyone said she couldn't act. Dakota got her break in 50 Shades (literally Twilight smut) and everyone says she can't act. Both of them have proved their chops in later films.

Nah she’s could act if she had better projects. She was great in Suspiria (2018) and Bad Times at The El Royale

Just watched Verity. Only having Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett as co-stars prevents it from being a comedy. For every scene that Hathaway devours just by being in it, Dakota Johnson is the GLP1 equivalent

I don't think she's beautiful. Men don't post about Dakota Johnson like they do Sydney Sweeney, women do. An men love Sydney Sweeney because she has big tits...so women hate her. Women hate women with bigger breasts because men love them.

she's a decent actor she just seems like she doesn't even like acting

the valium personified in question

Splitsville Suspiria Cha Cha Real Smooth The Peanut Butter Falcon Am I Ok? Materialists The Lost Daughter Maybe go watch one of these?

I think she's beautiful and has a wonderful personality but I hate every movie ive seen her in 😭😭 that being said we should stop making smoking look sexy again! There's not a single good thing about smoking cigarettes

"one of the most beautiful" she's insanely mid

she’s very average

I love her and she can act in whatever she likes.

And she has that bitchy attitude. When she speaks I get irritated by her voice. She definetly doesn't look loyal to me. One of those celebrities who would cheat on her partner.

no i genuinely wish she was talented but being able to be untalented, gorgeous, and well-liked in 2026 is like taking a man’s job and i love it

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I mean she is quite obviously very pretty, but I can't put her into some "most beautiful" category. Once she stops being omnipresent I feel like no one will ever think of her again. She's all just "ooh I have bangs"

She is not beautiful. Couldn’t be more average looking

"least talented nepo babies that hollywood has ever produced," Zoey Deutch exists.

“…She is vallium personified…”

Whaaaaat i actuallly think she is a decent actress i dont think she is bad at all

She's absolutely a terrible actesss but she's beautiful at the hands of very skilled surgeons. She was already beautiful (very like her mam & granny!) but she needs to stop altering her face now.

She's great as a mean, scary, girlfriend youtube.com/shorts/Wa_ufK2Tn…

Most attractive celebrity I have seen in real life that I did not think was all that until saw her in person. She has a good pedigree