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Mark Carney is about to turn your wallets into eco-warriors. Say goodbye to carbon taxes, and hello to your new slave owner - the Carbon Tracking and Credit System! Imagine this: every time you swipe your card or tap to pay, your purchase doesn't just get a price tag, but also a carbon score. That's right! Your morning latte? Carbon footprint included. Your new gaming console? It's not just going to cost you in dollars but in "carbon credits" too. Here's how it'll work: Carbon Counting: Each purchase you make will be tagged with its carbon footprint. Your bank account will now show not just how much you've spent, but how much Mother Earth has paid for your shopping spree. Monthly Carbon Allowance: You'll get a monthly carbon budget, like a digital diet for your environmental sins. Exceed it, and boom - your card gets the eco-friendly smackdown! No more spending unless you've got extra credits to burn. Credit Crunch: Ran out of carbon credits? No worries, you can buy more! But remember, this isn't Monopoly money; it's your chance to play "Save the Planet" with real stakes. Countries are already dipping their toes into this carbon caper, turning every consumer into an accidental environmentalist. So, next time you think about splurging on that extra guacamole, remember, the planet might not thank you, but at least your bank will keep score! Get ready to balance your budget and your carbon footprint, because in this new world, your financial statement might just double as your environmental report card! 🌍💸
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Dear @CailinasEirinn I have the tism and I use the R-word daily. Not as a slur. As humour. What’s actually dehumanizing is acting like your kid is a glass ornament that explodes if a syllable hits the air. That’s not advocacy. That’s you hearing “retard” and immediately thinking “my son.” That’s classic projection, you should seek professional help for those deep seeded feelings. Most of us on the spectrum roast our own firmware for sport. Same way I’m gay and use “fag” because it’s hilarious and the word lost its job the second I stole it. If a stranger is actually being cruel to your kid, that’s just being an asshole. If they’re joking? Odds are decent they’re also on the spectrum. We tend to find each other. We also tend to survive a joke. Your kid is not actually a retard... Your reaction is what's retarded.
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Trump and Carney are in an actual war.... Now if you replace Trump with Pierre Poilievre, you may be more accurate these days. Now that's a real uniparty psyop.
It's really getting annoying listening to the people who think Trump and Carney aren't working together, its sad to see people fall for this psyop, these actors don't give a fuck about you, it was planned this way and alot of you dumb fucks are falling right into the trap.
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This Canadian licensed driver was also falsifying his drivers logs. At the time he was pulled over his log said he was in the sleeper cabin. How often do "Canadian" truckers falsify logs? @Transport_gc
"Canadian" Trucker caught with $22Million in Cocaine... Headed to Canada. piped.video/U5wilDXaMiA?si=ilIl… America protects our nation in ways Carney will never admit.
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The problem with converting U.S. gas prices into Canadian dollars is that it paints a false picture. Americans are not paying $2.44/L. They’re paying $1.66/L. To show the real difference, you have to put it in a real-life scenario: how many tanks can an American fill versus a Canadian? Compare Niagara, New York ($17.00 minimum wage) with Ontario ($17.95 in October). Who can fill their tank more times? Factor in housing costs and it gets even worse for both sides—but the American is still ahead. Pierre’s problem is that he thinks like a politician and a numbers guy. Stats that don’t create a clear picture in people’s heads go over most Canadians. He’d do better filming a 30-second infographic that breaks it down than putting up a poster with a short blurb. Almost 20% of Canadians over 18 are low-wage earners. They largely vote Liberal. That’s the base he needs to flip.
Why is Canada paying more for diesel than most around the world, when we have the 4th largest oil supply on earth? Eliminate ALL Liberal taxes on diesel to save you money on food, supplies, and everything else that moves by truck: conservative.ca/cpc/zero-tax…
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A reminder... New Yrok Times, like CNN and MSNOW are owned largely by shareholders Blackrock and Vanguard. Aka they are paid for propaganda machines. No wonder that's who carney sat down with...
Prime Minister Mark Carney of Canada came into @nytimes headquarters today & sat for a 1-hour on-the-record interview with 10 NYT journalists & top editors. We'll be publishing a number of stories from this conversation. Here's the 1st. #cdnpoli nytimes.com/2026/09/23/world…
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Why does Pierre sugar coat how bad canadians are suffering? This number is not a truthful picture of how bad the scenario is. Americas price only looks bad once you use canadas poor performing currency to paint less dramatic of a Pic. The truth is Americans are paying $1.66/ litre for diesel, their citizens thrive compared to us paying $2.70/ litre.
Why is Canada paying more for diesel than most around the world, when we have the 4th largest oil supply on earth? Eliminate ALL Liberal taxes on diesel to save you money on food, supplies, and everything else that moves by truck: conservative.ca/cpc/zero-tax…
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Remember. Not a single @CPC_HQ MP was willing to lift a finger and click repost on a campaign to pressure America to release the deal Carney walked away from... Not a single one. Yet they rage bait all day about it. Rage> solutions under pierres leadership.
Not a single MP of the @CPC_HQ is willing to partake in a social media move to get the very deal Mark walked away from released. I am going to tag the most vocal members so that they all can't claim they didn't know this was a thing. Ask yourself why these MPs didn't do what I did, and instead have been playing theatrics about not knowing what we walked from and how Carney won't share it. Theatrics is performative and a waste of time and energy and they know it. They hope we don't. @PierrePoilievre @jamiljivani @MichelleRempel @DeanAllisonMP @JohnBarlowMP @MichaelCooperMP @BlaineCalkinsmp @JasrajSHallan @StephanieKusie @tomkmiec @GarnettGenuis @chriswarkentin @ShannonStubbsM @ArnoldViersen @DamienKurek @RachaelThomasMP @GlenMotz @shuvmajumdar @ScottAAitchison @MichaelChongMP @MelissaLantsman @AndrewScheer @LeslynLewis @DanAlbas @FrankCaputoKTN @KerryLynneFindl @KellyBlockmp @jamesbezan @RaquelDancho @LucBerthold @gerarddeltell @CdEntremontMP If the CPC MP can't even step up on something like this they are not a serious party member and are purely a party propaganda.
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"Canadian" Trucker caught with $22Million in Cocaine... Headed to Canada. piped.video/U5wilDXaMiA?si=ilIl… America protects our nation in ways Carney will never admit.
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🤔 👀 Ghislaine Maxwell founded the TerraMar Project, an ocean conservation nonprofit that ran from 2012 to 2019. Diana Fox Carney was just appointed Canada’s Ocean Envoy for the 2027 Our Ocean Conference.
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The Globalist Tax Trump is protecting Americans from, is what Carney is installing in Canada to enslave the nation. The EU backs him and is ready to launch it on their citizens... Democrats will usher this in if they win in November. On a side note Mark Carneys wife Diana was made Canada's first ocean envoy today. Coincidence?
Mark Carney is about to turn your wallets into eco-warriors. Say goodbye to carbon taxes, and hello to your new slave owner - the Carbon Tracking and Credit System! Imagine this: every time you swipe your card or tap to pay, your purchase doesn't just get a price tag, but also a carbon score. That's right! Your morning latte? Carbon footprint included. Your new gaming console? It's not just going to cost you in dollars but in "carbon credits" too. Here's how it'll work: Carbon Counting: Each purchase you make will be tagged with its carbon footprint. Your bank account will now show not just how much you've spent, but how much Mother Earth has paid for your shopping spree. Monthly Carbon Allowance: You'll get a monthly carbon budget, like a digital diet for your environmental sins. Exceed it, and boom - your card gets the eco-friendly smackdown! No more spending unless you've got extra credits to burn. Credit Crunch: Ran out of carbon credits? No worries, you can buy more! But remember, this isn't Monopoly money; it's your chance to play "Save the Planet" with real stakes. Countries are already dipping their toes into this carbon caper, turning every consumer into an accidental environmentalist. So, next time you think about splurging on that extra guacamole, remember, the planet might not thank you, but at least your bank will keep score! Get ready to balance your budget and your carbon footprint, because in this new world, your financial statement might just double as your environmental report card! 🌍💸
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I love the pizza dough recipe that Grok Made me. Tonight is pizza night. Going to be a light and airy but crispy crust. The bread maker did the bulk of the work making it. I also made my own creamy garlic dip sauce and pizza sauce. When the other half gets off work we will slice the cup and char pepperoni and whatever whatever other toppings he wants, probably tomatoes, onion and mushrooms.
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Should Trump do this?
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When your bump of cocaine gets stuck in your deviated septum and your Autism can only focus on how those drugs have yet to hit your system...
ZELENSKY CAN’T KEEP his HANDS OFF his NOSE — SNIFFS repeatedly
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Conservatives still think the theatre of parliament matters, that being opposition is a symbolic role mainly and must be operated by their employee handbooks. NDP and Liberals learned long ago to ignore the decorum aspect and treat politics like a war. This is why they win.
BC NDP Premier David Eby calls snap election. You won't believe this, but he's running against Donald Trump.
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Talk about a Trump Card. Trump he made his threat infront of zelensky who it's aimed at. By refusing to export diesel Americas price drops for them and prices rise higher around the world as pumps go offline. Zelensky being to blame for having blown up refineries. #Masterclass
.@POTUS says he has directed his team to weigh a ban or restriction on diesel exports — with a decision coming "fast, one way or the other."
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Repeat after me... Adding more rules and politics never speeds anything up. Only repealing red tape does. Everything else is theatrics.
A year and a half ago, the media told you that Mark Carney had introduced a sweeping new law to get projects built. All it built was a new government department that has still not approved a single new project. Big talk. No results. Now, the media is telling you that he is introducing a “sweeping new bill” to get things built. How many times will they hype up these grand announcements resulting in nothing?
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In today's bid to be the top retard.... Garnett dared put the beautiful Melania Trump @FLOTUS into his attack on America today. Hey Garnett. More Canadian's like Trump and LOVE Melania than ever have voted for you. @whitehouse should make sure all Americans know how retarded Garnett was today.
No Potash from Child Stealers Why is the US is talking about intentionally pivoting to buy potash from a country responsible for systematically stealing children from Ukraine? Especially since the US first lady has been actively involved in trying to get stolen children returned to their families.
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I have created a meme that I think perfectly sums up the last year and a half of Canadian politics.
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Every past failure. Every past attack on him. Every past bridge burnt. Made him WISER, STRONGER and SMARTER. "They want to take my freedom because I won't let them take yours" -Donald Trump He was right! They want to take all of our freedoms. Look at Canada as to what they planned for America.
The Democrats stole the election from Trump. He fought back and won. The Democrats stripped him off social media. Trump built his own social media and won. The media continues to lie about him. Now, we have Trump TV launching at 7PM.
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