Israeli settlers have established a second outpost in the village of Beit Iksa, northwest of Jerusalem, Palestine’s Wafa news agency has reported. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/3ib9ih

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Graham: You just wait for Cuba. Their days are numbered.

Lebanese environmental activist and conservationist Mona Khalil was injured yesterday morning when an Israeli airstrike struck her home in the southern Lebanese town of Mansouri. Her assistant also sustained burn injuries in the attack. Khalil was rushed to Jabal Amel Hospital, where she underwent emergency surgery.

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They spent years showing off their Dubai lifestyle. The moment it got dangerous, they abandoned the one thing that loved them unconditionally. After Iranian missile strikes hit the UAE in early March 2026, thousands of expats rushed to leave Dubai. But as flights filled, a quieter crisis unfolded: hundreds of pets were abandoned. Dogs were found tied to lamp posts, left in empty apartments, or dumped near shelters already at capacity. Rescue volunteers reported being overwhelmed. One said she received 27 messages in a single day from owners asking her to take their animals. Vets were flooded with requests to euthanize pets whose owners couldn't or wouldn't take them. Rescue groups like K9 Friends Dubai and War Paws called the situation heartbreaking, especially in one of the wealthiest cities on earth. The crisis drew sharp criticism toward influencers and expats who built entire brands around luxury Dubai living but left their animals behind without a plan when things turned dangerous.

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Former SJSU volleyball star Brooke Slusser says she shared beds with a transgender teammate without knowing that athlete was a biological male. She says she moved into an apartment with that teammate because her coach encouraged her to. Now, SJSU is suing the Trump administration to challenge an investigation that determined the school violated Title IX, and to reaffirm its commitment to the LGBTQ community, all while Slusser is still working on trying to process everything that happened while she lived in that apartment.

Owner of company that builds nuclear Armageddon-proof underground bunkers Ron Hubbard says two senior Trump administration cabinet members have become new customers. "One of them texted me yesterday, asking me: ‘When will my bunker be ready?" Slightly concerning.

NYT's Ezra Klein on Iran war: "The centrality of Israel in the operation has raised some concerns for me about what this is going to mean for anti-Semitism."

Today's White House Press Briefing had a 98% chance of running over 65 minutes - until Karoline Leavitt abruptly ended it with seconds to spare. Traders on the NO side made 50x in seconds.

🚨 LMFAO! Elon Musk gives the most ELON answer to "what would you do if you started over with $1,000?" "It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy, because civilization would have had to have been destroyed or something, in which case $1,000 is not going to solve your problems." "And if civilization hasn't melted, then I could probably just tell people to give me money, which I've done before." 🤣🔥 @elonmusk "A lot of things would have to go wrong for that to be the case. It's like, am I just emerging from prison, perhaps, with a stipend? All my companies have been confiscated." "I mean, it would take armageddon, which hopefully that doesn't happen, like Ragnarok next level, and I lost." "I mean, it's impossible for someone to have this amount of knowledge, all the knowledge that I have, and then be dropped down to a low resource amount." "Because the reality is that either something truly catastrophic has happened, like civilization has melted, or I will be able to ask people to just give me money, and with the promise that I will have a high return, which is what I'm able to do right now. Like if you give me a dollar, you will get back much more than a dollar."