Off-brand illustrator, name-brand dork (he/him) encartoned with @TEAMEGGTROOP commissions open

Los Angeles
All my rpg characters to scale, vol. 2! (2018-2022) this was super fun, and I definitely don't play enough goblins 🤘 L->R, Whitemoth, Dunder, Potroast, Crab, Leek, Sunshower, Barton, Gilroy, Bloatfly and Scab!
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One day, realtors are going to describe this as “pre-war”
“Luxury apartments” whole time it’s just:
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Replying to @interesting_aIl
tech billionaires would rather convince you that your brain is wrong rather than admit that the society they're building is anti-human
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"the human brain has yet to adapt to our world" is a weird way to say "the system we set up to make a handful of people extremely rich generally sucks for everyone else"
Researchers suggest humans are “evolutionarily mismatched” to modern society The human brain has yet to adapt to our world, leaving us stressed and lonely
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Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized since June 14th, 2026. It's now July 24th, 2026. He is either braindead or dead and MAGA/GOP are covering it up. The American people should be outraged. This is election interference.
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Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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Meet the senior staff running Mitch McConnell's DC office. You pay their salaries. You're entitled to know what they're keeping from us. Let them know how you feel.
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you see this red splotch covering Gaza? it is made of red dots, each single dot represents an airstrike under the Biden’s administration. it took two years of tremendous relentless unforgiving bombing and 4 US vetos to complete. you can’t regret your way out of this.
Top officials from the Biden Administration now express regret over their failure to rein in Netanyahu. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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There’s never been a bigger signal to me that 90% of Twitter is fake than the made up culture war against the Odyssey. If you’re normal and go see the movie you have ZERO idea there’s some uproar about the casting. Everyone on this app is fake and/or insane now.
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FR. They was WHOOPING ASSSSSS!!!!!! Pulled up with fireworks and sickles!!!
I will never forgive ya’ll for the way ya’ll ignored the trans women who helped Dev Patel put belt to ass in Monkey Man. Crazy fr open.substack.com/pub/justla…
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You know what? Undermine their ratfuckery. Announce a goddamn special election RIGHT NOW. If they want to challenge it mitch can show up and do it himself, or invite the Governor to visit him in the hospital for a chat. Stop letting these pricks cheat with impunity.
On Wednesday, Gov. Andy Beshear sent a letter to the office of U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell requesting an update on his health and well-being amid growing concerns around the Senator’s ability to serve. Read more: kentucky.gov/Pages/Activity-…
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WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard: "Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated." Source: @tomaskenn
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mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
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BREAKING: Officials from New Mexico say if Trump, Bondi, or Patel call them about their plan to dig up Epstein’s Zorro pedophile ranch for bodies, they’ll record the call live on their state website so everyone can hear them trying to interfere and obstruct justice.
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I’m genuinely confused. We’re dumping Epstein files, parading names, laying out rape and pedophilia like it’s a damn spreadsheet, and then… nothing. No arrests. No perp walks. No accountability. So what’s the plan here exactly? Are we just supposed to stare at this filth, rage-scroll, and pretend exposure equals justice? Because right now it feels like the system is saying, here’s the proof, here’s the monsters, now go back to work and shut up. If this isn’t followed by real consequences, then all this “truth” isn’t a reckoning — it’s just another sick reminder that there are two sets of rules, and the worst people somehow never play by either
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We could start with orders to murder noncombatants on the high seas.
Which orders are you encouraging our military to disobey? Be specific.
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DO NOT LET THE LIKES OF PAM BONDI AND KASH PATEL, et al, TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY DID NOT KNOW Not only did they know, they've SEEN the evidence AND THEY ACTIVELY HID IT AND TRIED TO COVER IT UP DO NOT FORGET
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Chandler Candela retweeted
If raising the minimum wage makes your business collapse, you didn’t build a business - you built an exploitation scheme that deserves to go under.
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