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Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see. It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiting on regulatory approval.
Neuralink’s first product is called Telepathy. It enables high-speed communication with computers or humans simply by thinking. Output bandwidth will vastly exceed the fastest human speech or typing in a few years. Read that sentence again.
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Replying to @SuitablePolitic
My biggest mistake ever was seeing trump as dumb and disliking him back in 2016. He's only dumb if you view him as what college teaches everyone to believe is dumb, ie he isn't erudite. It was a good line of attack and it worked on me, because he isn't smart in any of those ways. In 2016 I believed those ways were the only ways that mattered for intelligence. Then 2020 and the Biden regime happened and you got to see behind the curtain and realize the people giving out the distinctions of erudition were some world class morons. Trump is legit smarter than all them combined by a sizable margin. He became president, twice, against everything they had to throw at him bucking all conventional wisdom both times. During his second run he's become the indisputable most powerful man on earth. Nothing on the planet happens without him being involved or passing judgement that effects outcomes. Keep listening to all those "smart" lemmings. "Moron" Trump will keep literally bending the entire planet to his will. Lol suck
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University of New Haven Hockey captain Ryan O’Shea was killed in a collision when a twice-deported illegal named Guillermo Lopez collided with him. Follow: @AFpost
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I always love looking at old Starship replies from Elon
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>be Elon >2029 >Starship just started weekly launches >Starlink Mobile just reached 1,000,000 active beta users >SpaceX is trading at $400/share >Democrats won the election with a supermajority >first order of business: Nationalize SpaceX >president Newsom gloats on X about it >your response "Message Received" >your lawyers lock in >5th amendment = just compensation >they ensure you get every penny >400/share = $2.5 trillion dollars >you now have $2.5 trillion in the bank >25,000x more cash than you used to start SpaceX >even after taxes you have well over a trillion dollars >you never need to approach a bank for a loan again >youcanjustdothings.jpeg >immediately launch your new company "SpaceY" >poach every former SpaceX employee >million dollar signing bonuses >immediately announce new products >"SpaceyShip" >"SpaceyLink Mobile" >"SpaceyLander" >"SpaceyFab" >"SpaceySuperIntelligence" >meanwhile, SpaceX struggles under govt control >no new Starships are being built >Starlink lost 90% of its customers >Starbase is abandoned >YFW SpaceY is in a better position than SpaceX ever was in under 5 years >YFW Democrats accidentally orchestrated the largest transfer of tax dollars to a private citizen in US history
All I'm saying is that if you had a tribe of say 100 people and 5 of those people hoarded 95% of all the resources while half the tribe starved the rest of the tribe would eventually nationalize SpaceX
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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bro this might be the best app idea of 2026
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Umbrella that Rains Inside it Prank 😂
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When I was 18-19 I used to work a normal wagie job and would always ask for more hours because I could. They never let me work over 30 hours a week, they were literally hiring people to take shifts that I was happy to take. The only legacy this retard left was literally making everyone's lives worse and more inconvenient.
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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NEWS: BlackRock has disclosed a near 5% stake in Tesla. In a new SEC filing, the asset manager reported owning about 196.3 million Tesla shares. That comes to 4.96% of the company. BlackRock holds sole voting power over about 180.6 million of those shares. Source: BlackRock Schedule 13G, SEC (September 30, 2026)
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Tesla’s Optimus training regime leak. Workers in its Palo Alto R&D facility have been holding “robot university” for many months already. Press got it wrong when they said it just started up. Workers are wearing 24 lb suits with up to 40 cameras and grids of 3D sensors. To capture very detailed video and 3D fields of whatever the worker does. There are multiple configurations. They are given different tasks to do. They don’t know where the tasks come from. Multiple squads are working on three shifts 24 hours a day. Similar efforts were seen at the Texas factory. The data collection effort is immense. A Tesla car only has nine cameras. This leads to a data flywheel that is orders of magnitude more data than the car captured. Separate teams are capturing home data, like making a sandwich, while other teams capture jobs on factory floor, like installing HVAC systems in cars. Elon isn’t playing around. I can’t tell you how I learned this.
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Tesla FSD Supervised vs Unsupervised Miles • FSD Supervised: 316.8M mi/week • FSD Unsupervised: 557,686 mi/week Unsupervised miles currently represent ~0.18% of the current weekly FSD run rate. That percentage will eventually surpass Supervised FSD in the future.
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Our robots built this in the city of Almere: curved walls, different types of bricks and bonds, indented text. Real world deployment, insane complexity, 100% of every brick done by our robots, with another 15 houses to come in the coming weeks.
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JUST IN: Democratic Rep. Haley Stevens' fiancé announces he will vote for Republican Mike Rogers in Michigan's Senate race instead of Abdul El-Sayed.
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Obama is campaigning against both.
Two Black men are on course to become the very first Black governors of their states: Byron Donalds in Florida and John James in Michigan. This is a big moment for American political history, but the mainstream legacy apparatus has gone completely quiet because their very existence breaks the ideological matrix. We are talking about self-made, highly articulate men who built their careers on structural execution, fiscal discipline, and free-market meritocracy. They don't treat minority communities as a captive voting bloc requiring emotional management; they talk about raw economic mobility, capital accumulation, and functional governance. The media cannot afford to platform a Black conservative running for executive state leadership because it proves that competence isn't tied to a singular political plantation. The moment the populace realizes you can achieve top-tier institutional success while rejecting the emotional scripts of the left, the entire industry of political patronage collapses. The corporate press doesn't care about breaking glass ceilings; they only care about ceilings that align with their preferred blueprint.
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.@SecretaryWright on nuclear: "We're restarting three power plants, upgrading power plants all across the country, and soon, you'll be hearing announcements about new reactors being constructed. The nuclear renaissance is REAL."
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JUST IN: Houston Police Officers' Union encourages residents to use Tesla's expanding Robotaxi service instead of drinking & driving.
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Five of the funniest moments captured by live news Almost every one of these is funny in a cringe way, making all of us question the decorum and intellect of our neighbors throughout the country Really astounding Several of these are very well known, a couple have been parodied extensively
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Shane Gillis is hilarious.
The Weathermen @Kalshi
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