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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
That Canada was able to label Millennial Ned Flanders as a "public safety hazard" is a sure sign that Canada is in a bad state of affairs.
Christian concert cancelled due to 100 signatures in a city of 100,000 Thanksgiving is about giving thanks to God. So @EzraLevant marked the holiday by taking part in one of his favourite pastimes, reading a court document. This time, it was the City of Moncton's statement of defence, filed Sept. 22, explaining why it cancelled a Christian worship concert in a public park. American worship leader @SeanFeucht was booked for a free Canadian tour called Let Us Worship. Moncton approved Feucht's event at Riverfront Park on April 30 and spent three months working out details. The application described "a free, public, live Christian music event" bringing churches together "to pray for the city and the region," with baptisms. Two days before the show, a feminist group, a Pride group and others published an open letter with about 100 signatures. The next day, the city cancelled, citing its code of conduct and "evolving safety and security considerations." Ezra noted the three-page code says nothing about events, permits or protests, but does ban discrimination based on religion. The concert moved to a camp more than two hours away. Of 1,000 expected, 200 made it. Organizers sued for $50,000 in Charter damages. The city's defence says its safety concerns "arose from the potential interaction between attendees and individuals opposed to the event." The danger, by the city's own account, was the protesters, so its solution was to cancel the Christians. The filing also says the cancellation was meant "to prevent anticipated hate speech." "Nobody had said anything. Nobody was charged with anything," Ezra said. "That is like a pre-crime arrest for a hymn." The city even admits it limited freedom of expression, then argues the Christians should pay its legal bills. "That's a heckler's veto," Ezra said. But the cancellation of Feucht's events wasn't limited to just one city — Halifax, Charlottetown, Quebec City, Gatineau and Vaughan all blocked Feucht's events. Only Alberta let the show go ahead in public. In Montreal, a church that opened its doors to him was fined $2,500, and someone threw smoke bombs during the service while Rebel News' Alexa Lavoie was there. A suspect was charged with mischief only after more than a year of her reporting. Rebel News and The Democracy Fund are now funding the church's court fight. "Once the government accepts it, the hecklers learn. Every time they threaten, they win," Ezra said. "Sing if you like. Just not in a park in Moncton. They might cancel you." To support the fight, visit LetUsWorship.ca.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
Replying to @wil_da_beast630
99.9% of the "Im not dying for Israel" crowd wouldn't die for a fuckin thing
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
It's only nuance if it comes the Nuance region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling pedantry.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
I'm thankful for my health I'm thankful for my employment I'm thankful for the warm bed I get to sleep in every night I'm thankful for the food I'm able to cook, nothing brings happiness like seeing others enjoy the food I've cooked I'm thankful for all the friends made over the years and the memories we have made, I hold onto them tightly I'm thankful for every time I get to see my family I'm grateful for it all, every fleeting day #HappyThanksgiving
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
Name every Christian put to death under Noahide laws for worshipping Jesus @grok
Replying to @CarriePrejean1
Don't hold your breath waiting for Ben Shapiro to answer any of your questions truthfully and honestly. His entire schtick is Jewish Taqiyya.
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However you feel about Communism, you should feel worse about Communism.
中国共産党が1989年6月4日、天安門広場で学生運動を武力弾圧した未公開の衝撃映像が、ついに明らかになった📺 英国ITNが30年間封印してきたオリジナル映像が、ついに解禁された🔓
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
It’s probably not a good thing to hate the smug retards. It’s probably better to hate the smug retardation. I’m trying to learn this.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
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The Ever Virgin Mary, Holy Bride, and Mother of God swaddled a Jewish baby and sang Him to sleep with Jewish songs, and kissed Him goodnight with Jewish lips.
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Keep that in mind whenever Mohamedans talk abiut salvation.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
People who openly praised this still have senior positions in Canadian academia, non-profits and unions. One of them is running for re-election on Victoria City Council.
If you have forgotten this video, you have likely forgotten October 7th.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
"Twitter is where minds go to die"– Hollymathnerd
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That's what Communists do.
Replying to @tbdawn @MarkJCarney
What, do you think the aboriginals are going to kick people out of their homes and seize their property?
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
Replying to @MarkJCarney
The only cowardly act that took place in Kamloops……
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
Mohammed was the first Islamic immigrant. When the Meccans chased him out of town, he fled to the Jewish city of Medina. This is a key event in Islam: the Hijrah. Within 5 years there were no more Jews in Medina.
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Replying to @LizzieMarbach
Your Puritanism when applied to politics is unchristian and a subversive means to hand over the country to unprincipled paganist tyrants
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
Unless Jesus himself is on the ballot, every election for all time will be between the lesser of two evils.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
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A.P. Yorick ☦️ retweeted
The Christian faith is absolutely clear that male circumcision is NOT required of Christians. The New Covenant of Christ is not the old Jewish Covenant. That said, it does behoove Christians to remember that Jesus Christ was circumcised. I would recommend thinking a bit before flinging terms like "mutilated man" around regarding the Lord.
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