> be me, a lifelong DC fan
> Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe
> Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies
> with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop
> The Flash becomes one of the biggest bombs in movie history
> Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans
> The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within
> James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying)
> Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe
> Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe
> Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash
> Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical
> Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece
> The Batman part II delayed to 2087
> the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain
Im tired man…