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The Portland method to affordable housing: Take a town that was once super cool and popular and make it so undesirable to live in that people leave town and rents go down. Unintentional consequence or intended result?
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This is a very brave post considering the source.
Never confuse someone who can explain a business with someone who can run one. Starbucks’ former CEO spent 19 years at McKinsey and just 3 years running a company. When he stepped in, the stock went from $114 billion to $72B in just 17 months. The best business school is being in business.
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I’ve seen @DaveChappelle live probably a dozen times, and while he’s the GOAT, this might be the most ruthless comedy set I’ve ever seen. This is not a comedy set for the sensitive whites. @ronnychieng @patriotact
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Remember what happened the last time a bunch of Palestinians showed up to a music festival in October? #BuyerBeware
Macklemore announces ‘Free Palestine’ music tour after Ed Sheeran debacle trib.al/98XHk0T
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"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.
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Denver to Ft. Collins isn’t a terrible idea. Denver to Pueblo though is absolutely absurd…it’s a train to nowhere for no one.
This November, voters will decide the fate of the Colorado Connector, a proposed transit plan featuring 10 daily round trips between Fort Collins and Denver, and eight between Denver and Pueblo, with an end-to-end travel time of 2 hours and 15 minutes.
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In a time when grift has become almost normalized in our political class, this is a nice reminder that there are people who can’t be bought at any price. If only we had a few more like these three farmers in office.
On this exact day in 1780, three ordinary militiamen stopped a stranger on a road, searched him, found treason hidden in his boot, turned down a small fortune to let him walk, and in doing so saved West Point and possibly the whole Revolution. Their names were John Paulding, Isaac Van Wart, and David Williams, and almost no one remembers them. They were not famous soldiers. They were young New York farmers, part of the informal patrols that watched the dangerous no-man's-land north of British-occupied New York City, a lawless strip crawling with raiders and spies from both sides. On the morning of September 23, near Tarrytown, they stopped a well-dressed rider who called himself John Anderson. Here is where luck and character collided. The rider, seeing rough men in mixed clothing, guessed wrong and assumed they were Loyalists like himself, and he let slip that he was a British officer. The instant he realized his mistake, he tried to backtrack, but it was too late. The three militiamen were suspicious now, and they decided to search him. They made him strip, and inside his stockings, tucked into his boot, David Williams found folded papers, detailed plans of the American fortress at West Point, its defenses, its garrison, its weaknesses. They had no idea, in that moment, that the man was Major John André, head of British intelligence, or that the papers had been handed to him by Benedict Arnold himself in a treason plot to sell West Point to the enemy. But they knew they had caught something enormous. And then came the test that made them heroes. André, desperate, tried to buy his freedom. He offered them his fine horse, his watch, and money, and by the account given at his trial, a bribe of a thousand guineas in gold, an almost unimaginable sum for three farmers of modest means, enough to change their lives forever. All they had to do was let him ride away. They said no. Three poor young men, offered a fortune to look the other way, refused it, and instead marched their prisoner to the nearest American officer. That single act of plain honesty unraveled the entire conspiracy. The papers exposed the plot to betray West Point. Arnold barely escaped to a British ship. André was tried and hanged. And the fortress that guarded the Hudson, the linchpin of the American position, was saved. The young nation understood what it owed them. Congress voted the three men the very first military decoration in American history, a silver medal called the Fidelity Medallion, its reverse inscribed with a Latin motto meaning "the love of country conquers." Each also received a lifetime pension and a farm. George Washington himself presented them their medals. Remember Paulding, Van Wart, and Williams. Not generals, not statesmen, just three farmers on patrol who happened to stop the right man on the right morning, and who then proved that they could not be bought at any price. The Revolution was saved that day not by a brilliant plan or a famous hero, but by ordinary men who were simply, stubbornly honest when a fortune said they should not be.
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This is my quant.
excuse me I must correct the record on this slander
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I heard @JerrySeinfeld relay this quote the other day talking about his friend Warren Beatty and I can’t stop thinking about it… “One of the nice things God does, is that he doesn't let people who don't have kids know what they're missing."
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The internet is full of guys who are fake tough and phony brave. It’s so sad to see the lingering effect the Tate brothers had on young males who had no real masculine role models.
He dodged a bullet. Thoughts? 🤔
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Outside the aviation world people have zero understanding of turboprop aircraft. This is one of the greatest planes ever built and flown.
🚨 Hot Empty Leg 🚨 October 6th-7th White Plains, NY (HPN) → Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) Pilatus PC-12/45 $4,360 fastjets.com/flight/vBWmle8X
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“No one in America knows how much a gram is?!?” Ok Chief. Pretty sure I can find 10 people in any given bar that would prove this thesis incorrect.
No one in America knows how much a gram is
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I might have to produce a movie with this as the script.
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This is a parody ad for an app launch video service and is not real per the creator sidehoe.chat/chat/
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Zero chance this is true. I’ve had every 8 sleep since the gen 1 and I’m about to buy 2 more 6’s and they’re cool but marginally useful at best. Most useful when you’re in an old rental house with bad heating/AC.
The richest people I know have their travel assistant fly to destinations the day before they get there to set up an 8 Sleep in their hotel room. You can't afford that but you can buy one for your bedroom at home.
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Ryan Petersen, author of this post, is an investor in Eight Sleep per Tracxn, TechCrunch and funding reports. tracxn.com/d/people/ryan-… techcrunch.com/2023/07/10/fle… finsmes.com/2019/11/eight-…
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One of my best friends was murdered broke as a joke at 35 and lived one of the greatest lives ever. Time is never promised and life is supposed to be hard you pussies.
What is this nonsense? 35 is still peak living. Unless you're eating slop and not lifting. In which case, you wouldn't have "easy street" at 60. You'd already been 5 years away from a heart attack. My goodness.
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Wife refuses to upgrade for the first time EVER because it would require giving up her Air.
I have an iPhone Air and it’s my favorite iPhone ever.
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“If you can’t piff a woman” Huh. Don’t know that I’ve ever piff’d a chick but I do know my wife doesn’t usually cost me thousands a month. Kids, on the other hand…
my girlfriend costs me thousands of dollars per month, but she's one of the best investments I've made in my business. the dinners are expensive. the weekends are expensive. and she comes on every business trip i take. but there's a few reasons she nets the business a positive ROI, regardless. first, it only works with boundaries. when i have to work, i tell her i have to work, and she respects it. in fact, she supports it. when i do not have to work, i just have to be fully with her. this makes me so much more efficient. work that used to take me hours now takes me minutes because she tells me to lock in and get my shit done. a relationship becomes a problem the moment it starts slowing the business down, so we set the right dynamic on day one. second, she handles the things i would never make time for. i ask her to plan company dinners, edit the occasional tiktok, all the fun stuff. it allows me to focus more on the most important things in the biz. third, the halo effect is real. when you walk into a dinner or an event with a 10/10, your perceived status goes up before you say a word, and every conversation after that gets easier. not to be corny. the halo effect is very real, though. it's much easier for someone to believe you're about it if you have a good looking woman by your side. "if you can't piff a woman, you can't piff a deal" is the classic saying. but the last reason matters the most. building a company is stressful, and having someone i can find peace in makes the hard weeks easier. it feels good to have someone to provide for. i work harder because of her.
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Guy I know used to guarantee you an offer on your home in 30 days if you gave him the listing. If 30 days came up and there hadn’t been an offer, another company he owned would make a lowball offer on the house and fulfill his promise. Don’t forget that lesson.
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