I am Odalia Blight's Strongest Simp.

I wanna hang my Odalia Waifu Pillows up on the walls of my new place. I miss not seeing Odalia not greeting me every morning.
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Lucha de Apuestas where the loser has to delete his twitter account
an i quit match where a wrestler wins by slowly revealing their opponents real name, family name and ip address as the match goes on
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Honestly, could be a way to give an indie match some stakes
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It's not a "bacon egg and cheese" bro. It's a "baconeggandcheese". You buy it, you eat it, and you avoid eye contact with the homeless.
Wordle 1924 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle 1924 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Really Jim? A dog birthday when the ballroom isn't even finished yet? Get your priorities straight.
Sen. Jim Justice throws a huge birthday party for his dog on Capitol Hill 🎂 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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My autism is showing, but I can't stop thinking about this pic. So so cute
Vodsca okay okay😨🤤🤤🤤 #ウマ娘
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Okay, so make the ID free.
Because if you charge money to obtain the ID required to vote, you've effectively created a poll tax, which is banned by the 24th amendment. So you gotta make whatever ID is required to vote free to obtain.
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Someone retweeted this seven years later and, for a second, I thought it was back on the table and nearly had a stroke.
Akira remake from Taika Waititi is set for May 2021. on.io9.com/oOAVrwz
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RT @ReviewsPossum: Eliminating the gene that causes Down Syndrome does not remove people with Down Syndrome from existence. It just makes i…
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"Literally" does not mean "figuratively" or "metaphorically" or "nearly" or "extremely". It means "literally".
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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The easiest way to tell if someone is angry during an online argument is if they use a bunch of laughing emojis, thinking you can't tell that they're feigning amusement to not look angry.
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this is the music grimes would be making if she hadn't one shotted herself on DMT watching rick and morty with elon musk
anabology
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fyi in some jurisdictions if you charge a membership fee you can let people blast cigs inside
I want a neighborhood dive bar that charges a $120/year membership and pours $3 beers
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the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is telling us to buy things like a lifestyle influencer
You need to own a real flashlight. Go to the store. Buy a real flashlight and a bunch of batteries.
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What the fuck!? Maury ripped me off??
There is really nothing new under the sun. Take the ‘repeal the 19th’ discourse on here. Articulate talk show guests made all the strong arguments 20 years ago, and they too suffered abuse from people who couldn’t follow their thought or appreciate their wisdom.
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You can’t have a “labor market” if you infinitely increase the supply of labor. Would you call it a “job market” if the government paid everyone to do whatever they wanted?
Comparing an H1-B worker to the median American worker across every occupation in the U.S. labor market is not a relevant economic comparison. The relevant comparison is whether an H-1B worker is paid comparably to an American worker in the same occupation, in the same labor market, at a similar level of skill and experience. There is ample evidence that firms, such as those @michaelbd identify, exploit the visa program for labor price arbitrage, disadvantaging similarly situated American workers.
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Out of respect for Avery's memory, I've managed to acquire about 70 copies of the Jirachi Ex card. I will be selling for $120 each to real collectors. DM me. NO SCALPERS!
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