OMG NVK RTed. Everyone is doing their best. Sovereign solutions are hard. LLMs changed everything.

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BAM! #Bitcoin sent over 7.077Mhz via #JS8Call to @SamuelPatt Sweep: blockchain.com/btc/tx/82c043… Toronto,CAN => Michigan,USA [40W:#SnowStorm] Bcuz its a brainwallet made ahead of time, with bearer pk I don't require internet to broadcast this transaction at the time i'm sending
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If this is what trying to make a Lightning payment from @CashApp from GrapheneOS is going to be like from now on, then I am done with CashApp. Period.
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nvk retweeted
Slop is just a feature suggestion wrapped in code that nobody has any emotional attachment to. It's an executable idea. Who cares if the code needs to be rewritten. I love slop!
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😂 @dhh is the best
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Due to recent unforeseen events, it is with a heavy heart that I have decided to formally seek nvk's forgiveness for buying a foundationless device. This is what happens when you stray away (pics below). I have sent, by carrier pigeon, a short and sweet but sincere letter requesting some leniency. I expect to hear back within a week if the weather is fair 🙏
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nvk retweeted
Trezor C-lightning Boltz Btcpayserver Pocket Bitcoin Liquid Getalby Trezor Bitbox Revolut Swiss Bitcoin Pay Blink Bitget
At 18:31 UTC on September 24, 2026, Bitget’s security systems identified unauthorized transfers involving a limited number of hot wallets. Our security team immediately activated emergency response procedures and began a full investigation. Based on our current assessment, approximately $351.6 million in assets were affected. Bitget’s cold wallets and the overwhelming majority of platform assets remain secure and unaffected. Most importantly, user funds remain protected. The incident falls within the coverage of Bitget’s User Protection Fund, which currently holds more than $464 million. Customer account balances remain accurate, and deposits and trading continue to operate normally. As a precaution, withdrawals have been temporarily suspended while our teams complete a comprehensive security review. We have identified and flagged the relevant transfer addresses and have formally engaged law enforcement agencies and leading on-chain security partners. We are working around the clock to restore withdrawal services as soon as it is safe to do so. Bitget will provide further updates through our official channels. We will not speculate on the attack vector while the investigation remains ongoing. Our focus is on protecting users, securing all systems, and delivering complete transparency throughout this process.
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Coldcard releases firmware update allowing users to turn hardware into Gameboy emulators following many plebs pivoting from Bitcoin to Pokemon Follow: @bitcoin_bugle
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I think it can be actually reasonable, verbating. It's literally true that a coldcard device is safer now that it ever was (you could argue it was safer 5 years ago, but it was not as heavily reviewed as now). I'm even keeping Qs with card-generated seed in some multisig setups, after I had emotionally decided in August to rotate them away. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody found a very good commercial deal to buy a new one. As always, in multivendor multisig. As always, self-generated entropy.
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nvk retweeted
On September 10, attackers breached Brevo, our newsletter provider, and sent phishing mails from our account. Sadly, email addresses were exposed. Devices and order info were not. We warned subscribers immediately and the phishing links went down within minutes. More here: blog.bitbox.swiss/en/email-a…
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RT @nickslaney: I’ll be honest I don’t think x reflects the real world anymore Definitely SF and latest AI But I don’t think what goes vi…
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No better crew than @rodarmor and @realizingerin to sit down with for my first live in person podcast since the Red Team efforts kicked off! @hellmoneypod continues its reign as the bitcoin podcast which has its finger on the pulse of both technology and cultural vibes.
AI IS BREAKING BITCOIN Rob Hamilton spent the last six weeks on the front line of the AI War, this is his story. Casey @Rodarmor and Erin Redwing @realizingerin sit down with @Rob1Ham (CEO of @AnchorWatch and Bitcoin) to talk about AI tearing through the Bitcoin ecosystem - from the COLDCARD bug and Red Team to Chinese vs. American models and what comes next for software security. Rob’s conclusion: Bitcoin is getting hit first, but AI is coming for everyone. TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Intro & Bitcoin DEFCON Level 3:24 How Rob was recruited to the AI War 5:53 Kimi K3 changed everything 7:50 @COLDCARDwallet Hack 12:00 Red Teaming the Bitcoin Ecosystem with AI 21:13 AI Security as Spiritual War: Demons in Bitcoin's Code 24:07 The AI Great Oxygenation Event 26:30 The Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect 33:06 Collapse of the Internet Ad Revenue Model 35:06 Transhumanism 37:30 Red Teaming 42:00 Rob's Conscription to the AI War 46:52 AI Attack vs Defense 51:22 Rob is now a Bitcoin Core Contributor 54:56 Don't Trust, Verify 57:36 Pleb vs Dev: Who dominates Bitcoin culture now? 1:01:11 Covenants & Reactive Security 1:19:47 US vs China AI Models 1:27:35 Open Weight Models vs Frontier Labs 1:30:29 Math is Illegal 1:32:25 Raising Kids in the AI Era & Outro
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Uncomfortable truth.
I am in the market for a hardware wallet and I have decided on a new Coldcard. I think that after everything that’s happened, these devices are even safer and more secure than ever. @COLDCARDwallet #entropy #hww #signingdevice #secondchances
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Unpopular Opinion: I really hope Coinkite survives.
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This would actually be really amazing and a possible silver lining to the whole ColdCard debacle. I'd love to see it. Anyone else?
We might be interested to build our own firmware, if funding were to follow.
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nvk retweeted
That is really cool! If @COLDCARDwallet makes it popular and easy for people to build on CC devices, that would be an awesome comeback... keep shipping! Spoiler alert: If you guys make it, then you guys are going to sell a lot of hardware wallets, way more than before!
COLDCARD is yours to verify, modify, and run. 👨‍💻 Learn how to change the open-source firmware, test it in the simulator, build a development-key DFU for Mk4/Mk5 or Q, and install it on a dedicated device. blog.coinkite.com/build-run-…
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Check out my custom coinjoin enabled firmware here: github.com/Coldcard/firmware…
COLDCARD is yours to verify, modify, and run. 👨‍💻 Learn how to change the open-source firmware, test it in the simulator, build a development-key DFU for Mk4/Mk5 or Q, and install it on a dedicated device. blog.coinkite.com/build-run-…
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We might be interested to build our own firmware, if funding were to follow.
COLDCARD is yours to verify, modify, and run. 👨‍💻 Learn how to change the open-source firmware, test it in the simulator, build a development-key DFU for Mk4/Mk5 or Q, and install it on a dedicated device. blog.coinkite.com/build-run-…
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RT @COLDCARDwallet: COLDCARD is yours to verify, modify, and run. 👨‍💻 Learn how to change the open-source firmware, test it in the simulat…
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The state of CatCard, Sept 22nd 2026 Note: Chain selection is only available for multichain builds, standard builds are Bitcoin only
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