Omg

> gets a job coding for NASA > builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room > hits the forbes list > becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs > changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend > tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport > meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala > fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there > the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife > behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state > stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov > runs for US president (twice) > bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops > moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards > most wanted in 3 different countries > judge approves his extradition to the US > found dead in a Spanish prison cell > spanish judge ruled his death a suicide > previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide > may still be alive The very definition of "You can just do things"

you just need an idea and the balls to hit upload. "more partners, more episodes, more feelings to hurt" – @basedbillyx STONKS PARK · SEASON 2 PREMIERE · THEY TRIED TO SHUT US DOWN solana:7gKKy2p1SaMkRFPX7caF96YpfuMMpDj82ZpjaffuvaU5

Out of the UFC’s 11 current champions, 5 didn’t beat the reigning champion to win the belt. Nearly half. To me, you should have to beat the champ to become the champ. That’s what makes the belt feel important, and I feel like we’re getting further and further away from the titles being truly lineal. When we keep creating interim titles and holding vacant title fights, it significantly devalues what being UFC champion is supposed to mean.