Deputy CTO. Java Champion, member Java SE Expert Group, JCP EC, OpenJDK Vulnerability Group and Adoptium SC. AMA about Java and JVM.

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Replying to @nick_pope @tomhfh
You’re not wrong, but he’s just so annoying, constantly whining on about such a trivial issue.
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Replying to @tomhfh @nick_pope
You’re clearly a moron.
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These “relevant experts “, are they in the room with you now? A computer can be no more conscious than a light switch. The problem is people are anthropomorphising LLMs, which are just stochastic parrots.
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This is the problem when people with no knowledge of computer architecture or software start anthropomorphising a glorified chatbot.
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Replying to @zatzi
The very definition of a “first world problem “.
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Replying to @NickBuckleyMBE
Nobody's terrified of a bunch of halfwits wearing balaclavas.
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It's not the Prime Minister's job. These morons, who are the absolute scum of the earth, are the ones who need to take responsibility.
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Replying to @Grady_Booch @OpenAI
I agree. I think AI companies should be held to the same standard as other companies: if one of your employees hacks a company, you're liable. All we have here is the classic Computer Science solution of introducing an extra level of indirection. An employee set that model going.
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Once again, Buzz Lightyear sums you up: “You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.”
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You could have just finished your sentence at, "...we all don't think."
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Replying to @OneQuantumLeap
If that's the case, why don't you do everyone in the U.K. a solid and go and live in Russia? See how much fun that is. And yes, I've been to Russia many times, so I do know what I'm talking about.
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Replying to @YourAnonNews
A soul.
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Replying to @virginmedia
Yes, after an hour and a half, I finally got my email password reset...
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I've been listening to the @virginmedia on-hold Jazz music for over 20 minutes (so far), and it's really starting to grate. Also, it's *really* unnecessary to tell me every 10 seconds that the lines are busy; I already deduced that!
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Replying to @jkmccrann @afneil
“Observing reality “, your bio says. Not very good at that are you? Maybe read up a bit on how you can’t just fill your diesel car or lorry with crude oil. Julian was clearly failed by the education system.
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Replying to @cjkanedc @MikeB2023
Too bad you don't know how the global oil market works.
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Replying to @GarethDavies007
Nothing says, "I'm a racist" like assuming that the colour of a child's skin dictates their nationality.
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Replying to @PhilipProudfoot
So, what you're really saying is you believe that, no matter what the cost, the government has total responsibility for eliminating homelessness. Charities should play no part in this. Are you naive, stupid, or both?
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More faux outrage from @AllisonPearson, someone who claims to be a journalist yet demonstrates zero ability to perform even basic research. 37.4% of Universal Credit recipients are employed (i.e., working people). To get people off benefits, they need to be paid a living wage.
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Replying to @Gary04317416
Tell us how many American families would ever get such a check? How many people got the tariff dividend check? How many people got the DOGE dividend check? The last time they got a check like this was from the COVID stimulus. Who was president for the last of those, eh?
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