Tired asf
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If somebody tells me they don’t want to date me because of how active I am on Twitter, I will completely understand because just see the kind of content we’re taking in daily! I hope all of you heal🤲🏾
No Nigerian woman is fucking only you for 365 days No be you get her Toto
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
so he’s just always been doing that???
Willem Dafoe, Mississippi, Herb Ritts 1988
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That thing is still ringing in my head. “Give me your 2m out of that money and I will give you 2.4m naira in 6 months”. As how na 😂
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
“girls should stay indoors” ghar pe bhi rape hota hai bhai
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
i adore people who don’t make you regret opening up. that sounds simple, but it’s not.
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
eu amava esses episódios que eles viravam amigos
tom e jerry é o melhor desenho já criado. ninguém falava nada e dava pra entender tudo.
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE! BIG DICKS ARE NOT PLEASURABLE!
I had sex with this one guy yesterday that his dick was so fucking thick that i honestly don’t know how i’m walking straight rn my pussy aches so bad someone help me
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
i was watching keeping up with the kardashians and E! lol
POV: You fell sick and had to miss school, Nepa brought light and you have the remote to yourself then you see this lineup 🥹🥹🥹 #nostalgiatrip
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
the replies
★¡!
i need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
lash extensions will forever be better than clusters it’s just really cost effective lmaoo 😭
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This Samson guy was the dumbest person in the whole Bible. You’re dating a woman from an enemy nation, and every time she asks you the source of your strength, you tell her a lie. Then you wake up to find your enemies trying to kill you, fight your way out, and somehow, the same woman comes back angry that what you told her didn’t work. And you still tell her another one. You did this repeatedly until you eventually told her the actual source of your strength. Who does that?😂 What exactly was Delilah doing to this man to make him this foolish?
Today makes it exactly 7764 years since Delilah betrayed Samson and anybody is saying anything about it . Justices for Samson 😭😭😭. We'll never forget you bro rest in peace 🕊️
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
Physics (and knowledge) is an amazing concept because there's no way on God's green earth I'll panic if someone tries to open the emergency door mid-flight. It's literally impossible.
Here’s another video recorded by another passenger on the plane, this werey wan open door 40,000 feet above sea level ni sha… see how people dey crai 😭💔
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
Valued at what?? What ?? How ? When, where ? Wow!
The studio is valued at 40billion naira 😲 What a great investment by Femi Adebayo 👏🏽 Femi is BIG!!!!
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
As I no Dey whine anybody, make nobody whine me.
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A balding male tweeted this to cope
A woman's life finish at 28. A man's life start at 28. Few will understand.
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
They cheat so much to the extent that they believe everybody is a cheat. Mtchwwwww
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
No one is playing Ilorin ass game Fuck you and your motherfucking state
Guyyyyssss 🤭 Does that sound sounds familiar? Areee weee readyyy?? Tomorrow!! Get ready to live your life INSIDE ILORIN 📍
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They already said you shouldn’t ask, do you lack situational awareness ???
My lecturer was pregnant before we went on holiday, and after we came back, our course rep told us not to ask about her baby. I saw her in her office this morning and I really wanted to ask, but I was too scared. I just said hi and asked how she was. Now I feel like I should’ve
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꧁༆ꨄ♡ꨄ༆꧂ retweeted
I pity you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“If it's meant to be, it will be" is such a silly statement. Fight for your love. Fight for the person you want in your life. Fight for the life you want for yourself.
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