Writer/Producer. Currently @pablofindsout. Previously @Underdog @SHODesusAndMero, @VICETV. Figured it out late, but still.

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I’m old enough to remember when current day authentic jerseys were the same quality as M&N throwbacks. And replicas were a decently price alternative now the players are wearing sub-replica quality in actual games and the companies are charging near-throwback prices for them
When Megatron Got His Name. Calvin Johnson arrived in Detroit as the second overall pick in 2007. 9 seasons later, he retired as Detroit’s all-time leader in catches, yards, and touchdowns, and the NFL’s single-season receiving yards record holder. First-ballot Hall of Fame.
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University of Michigan's repression against anti-genocide student protestors is one of the most egregious infringements on academic freedom. The threat to free speech is not just coming from the White House. I stand with our brave students. New from @AmnestyUSA & ACLU:
Today, we joined the ACLU in publishing a new report on the fierce retaliation against pro-Palestinian rights expression in colleges and universities, which began in 2023 and continues today. Our findings show a concerted effort to censor speech in support of Palestinian rights. This repression has infringed on academic freedom and violated students’ and scholars’ free speech, association, and assembly rights across the country. Read our findings below. amnestyusa.org/press-release…
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Only $150 remains. Every donation brings hope, and every share gives us a chance at survival. We are reaching out in our most difficult times Because we have high hopes in you. 🫂🫂
Only $25 raised out of $250 needed for my pregnant wife’s food & critical medicine for 10 days. Times are heartbreaking, but I know kind souls are out there. Please be the hope we desperately need today.🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/168443-h…
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Breaking: Tim Tebow announces he is pausing all relations with Life Surge after Pablo Torre’s investigation Tebow, who serves as a spokesman for the company, says he takes the allegations very seriously and his team will be conducting their own investigation Listen his whole reaction to the situation #Gators
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Do you 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 the cool breezes on a sunny summer morning? Or do you just enjoy them?
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70 point deduction puts them at -55 with 99 points to play for. Meaning they'd need to win basically every single game to survive. Ngl that might be the most elite TV ever imagined
This was written now over two years ago but gives an idea of the type of punishments Premier League executives have been floating in the event Man City were found guilty. nytimes.com/athletic/5701869…
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Haaland after City get relegated to the national league
Crazy Clips
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This is your Hal Jordan btw (Kyle Chandler could play in any era and he did)
Rebooting Quantum Leap? Call me when they bring back the cat that delivers the newspaper that tells the future
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everyone else saying run me my prem and there’s these guys😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I just remembered… run Jose Mourinho his 2021 Carabao Cup winners medal DPMO!
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good news! Moayed has received an extension, if he raises 80% of the required funds by the end of THIS MONTH he will be able to evacuate and begin his new life (the program requires this proof of funds) he is currently at 51%, who can join me in supporting him?
Started learning French basics last week with a mentor, and I refuse to see anything ahead except making this opportunity happen and evacuating to France. Every little step counts. Help me reach my goal here: chuffed.org/project/muayadst…
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no offence to Hasan but Netanyahu calling out an online twitch streamer reminds me of that Iranian general who was like “what American heroes are we going to kill? SpongeBob?!?”
Netanyahu Calls out Hasan Piker during his UN speech 😭 “Mr Mamdani…you count as friends people like Hasan Piker”
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Haaland scoring 68 goals in the Championship
Manchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations. The sanctions have not been decided, with all possibilities remaining on the table, and City are expected to appeal. @SamLee and @David_Ornstein join @mjshrimper in a live episode of the The Athletic FC podcast here ⬇️ piped.video/watch?v=TOgBSGd_…
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Louisiana has a huge, deeply rooted Lao community that’s been there for generations :! Fucking surreal watching my people get deported back to a homeland many of them barely know by the same government that played such a major role in destabilizing it during the Vietnam War
transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades
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*now* the government will be ready to let that bubble pop
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What a time to be alive
Underrated part of this was "your wife liked a post" not a serious country
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“Analytics Guru” “Limited by size” ?????
ESPN's analytics guru says Jalen Brunson is "around #25" best player in NBA & their own new #6 rank for him is "wrong" "Brunson has always been limited a bit by his size" "Recent bias…New York media bias" "Brunson missed the shot [OG tipped in]' More: espn.com/nba/story/_/id/5001…
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NEW: No women's, gender and sexuality courses will count toward @UTAustin's core curriculum starting this spring Courses on slavery, civil rights & Women and the Holocaust were also cut. One prof called the cuts "blatant" viewpoint discrimination. More⬇️ statesman.com/news/education…
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Emmanuel Acho after getting wordle on the 5th try
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Highest praise Thursday night football can get
Game isn’t half bad tbh
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