1) I’m proud to announce that @Cruise is ready to welcome members of the public into our fully driverless vehicles. Our first few riders certainly had a good time, and we hope you do too.

BRRAKING: New proposed X rule leaves FinX in shambles.

BREAKING: Trump is consider building Chinese EVs in US, per NBC

What can't he buy?

Someone just loaded 1.5M $TSLA shares 🔥 Somebody always knows 👀

Mr. Olympia judge pens heartbreaking post after accidentally backing over and killing son, 6, with Cybertruck trib.al/DfaJt9B

Tesla's head of sensors for Optimus, its humanoid robot, has left the company. He confirmed on LinkedIn.

You don’t know shit about FSD, Charlietheclown.. 👉🏻 move along.

We’re partnering with @MercedesBenz! We’ve signed a definitive production agreement to integrate the Wayve AI Driver into future Mercedes-Benz vehicles, bringing intelligent and scalable driving assistance technology to more consumers. As part of a multi-year technical collaboration, we’ve integrated the AI Driver into the Mercedes-Benz production system architecture using their HW & MB.OS - watch us driving around the world in DE, US, & UK 🌍

Elon Musk is a welfare queen.

STOCK MARKET TOMORROW

When he ran over to dap dude I lost it 😭😭😭

No text is worth the risk. Keep your eyes on the road, because one second of distraction can change a lifetime.

gen Z hasnt made any music like this because they cant. millenials seeing the towers fall as kids produced a generation of soulful indie musicians the likes of which the world will never see again

Grok says it would save one Jew over a million others because it was taught Jewish lives matter more. nitter.net/i/grok/share/b3883c29f…

lol talk about a pure pump and dump $tsla 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉

So I arrived in Austin and decided to take a robotaxi ride into work.. The Robotaxi arrived… and then couldn’t get out of the hotel parking lot. There was construction in one lane.. but it couldn’t see the other open lane. It drove back and forth 4 times and then stopped and said I had arrived! Not a great first experience! Clearly this technology is nowhere close to being ready for large scale deployment. $TSLA

Ron Baron just said the time to buy $TSLA stock is NOW! He said THE TIME to invest is NOW. His reasoning: - FSD is catching on. - Market share is growing all over the world. - Consumers pick Tesla over other brands as it's the best option (talk about "brand damage"😂). The last time Ron Baron said the time to buy $TSLA now was in April 2024 and the stock was at $150 per share. Right after that it went to ATH's!

another week at the prompt factory

The best part of hiking might actually be the stories you get after falling.

Les dejo este surtido rico de pndejos 💀