Three guesses.
Becka Thompson
@becka_thompson
Sep 23
Did you guys see this over at the UMN today? Yikes.

Sep 23, 2026 · 10:10 PM UTC

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I work on campus. This didn't happen.
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Somali woman is my guess. One almost took me and my kid out in a parking lot with her SUV a few weeks ago.
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One of our “fabric of the community” members?
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1) drunk college kid 2) female immigrant not watching the road in front of her 3) feral Somali youth in stolen vehicle, firing shots out the passenger side, not at all caring about the road in front of them
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Our tax dollars paid for that SUV
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I quit visiting my daughter on the west Bank after negotiating that zoo. We meet at a neutral site.
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Somalian driver
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Hijab-wearing driver is my guess, with a phone wrapped in inside the hijab.
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If it has the special plates, pretty much 100% we all know who was driving it. And the rest of us will somehow pay for this, just like the fraud.
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I hope nobody was working in that box!
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I'll take scamoli teens for $100 Alex
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I don't think they can park there.
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My Uber will be delayed?
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Tim's going to hell and his car is ready!
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Good thing there wasn't a worker inside that box
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Probably Omar..🙄
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Feral youths who will not be prosecuted by Moriarity?
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1. Unattended Waymo vehicle 2. Attended Waymo vehicle 3. Amazon Flex delivery vehicle (ding, ding, ding!)
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I guess that’s one way to stop car thieves
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Driver's licenses for everyone!
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Yup thats right we put the rectangle in the square hole..
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Let's see. Late model expensive SUV that most Minnesotans cannot afford. Inability to comprehend traffic construction safety signs. Flawless three point landing. No. I have no idea. Ladies, @TRHLofficial @GlowSurfing @michelletafoya @redheadranting any thoughts?
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I'm sure the communists purposely had something to do with this.
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The zoo is open. 😂
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Is the driver from Maryland? Very typical here.
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This is why we can’t have driverless cars…
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Bullseye, but wrong sport.
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Snacking on beans and bananas while driving?
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I only needed 1, thanks. 😆 It's like a trap.
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ICE agent down there?
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Looks like a Subaru? Narrows it down to two guesses.
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Looks like the driver was able to properly eject.
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First two don’t count.
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