The biggest plot twist since The Sixth Sense.

Mogadon Man 🙇‍♀️

Obituary headlines are describing Lord Archer as 'colourful'. Given that he was sentenced to four years in prison for perjury and perverting the course of justice, that's a very polite way of putting it.

For a long time I have heard rumours that @IsabelOakeshott sells blow jobs for a £Fiver. I have never believed it and still don’t. Am I doing this right?

After mistaking the Royal Pavilion for a mosque on their last visit, Ryan Bridge and friends have managed to make fools of themselves in Brighton yet again. This time they think that an art sculpture called “Under the Brighton Rainbow” at Palace Pier is about Gay Pride. In reality, it’s a BookBench painted as a seaside scene - deckchairs, the beach, Brighton landmarks under a big rainbow, as a colourful celebration of the city’s look. It’s placed by a Sussex charity supporting families with disabled children and nothing whatsoever to do with Gay Pride. Not the brightest, are they? 😂🌈

🚨 SUELLA BRAVERMAN, YOU CAN’T ESCAPE THE RECEIPTS! 😂 Now trending is a video of Suella campaigning for office under the Conservative Party banner, while presenting herself as a supporter of Net Zero and action on climate change. Careful, Suella! 😂 When she sees this video, I’m half expecting her to tell us Rishi Sunak held a gun to her head and forced her to make the campaign video. You genuinely couldn’t write this stuff. 😂😂

Nigel Farage and his lickspittles: It's outrageous that Burnham won't guarantee the pension triple lock past 2030 Normal people: So do Reform guarantee to keep the pension triple lock past 2030 in the unlikely event you're in government? Nigel Farage and his lickspittles: No

There is a tiny hamlet named Moscow located in East Ayrshire, Scotland, The locals decided to do a bit of trolling

BREAKING 🚨 A Reform supporter has been left devastated after the investigation into suspicious activity near RAF Fairford failed to immediately confirm every detail of the terrorist plot Nigel Farage had led him to believe, and which he had already described in detail to everyone at work.

This absolutely wins hands down

Oh dear….🤣🤣🤣

A sad, lonely woman jilted by her brash lover is left to wile away the empty hours in an isolated flat in Dubai. After consuming yet another vodka her mind wanders & she types out far fetched fantasies desperately seeking attention & solace. Please could someone call a doctor.😬

Now we know Trump has been "closely monitoring and following for 2 months" fuel thieves, I wonder if he has any idea who bumped my car in the Sainsburys car park in March...

Is it Gérard Depardieu?

RAF Farmfoods

RAF Fairfood….what a fucking twat 🤡

The reflecting pool is empty and blocked off. The Kennedy Center is completely boarded up. The East Wing is in ruins, and the White House looks like a tacky, cheap Vegas whorehouse with all the fake gold laminate. The visual decay in D.C. says everything you need to know about the current state of our country.

We obviously have ourselves another highly qualified & uniquely skilled medical graduate here who can’t get a job because of immigrants…

RT @philsturgeon: I know this website is mostly about spreading fascist ideology but I thought I’d break that up in your feed with a video…

In the same way as The Battle of Cable Street…🫣🤡