Gormful. Properly whelmed. Having feck. Plussed. In my lane. Moisturized. Flourishing.
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This guy got 11,000 likes telling me that it’s harder to score in soccer than hockey because soccer has goalies.
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Miejsca półfinalistów Mundialu w rankingu FIFA:
1994 🇧🇷3, 🇮🇹4, 🇸🇪10, 🇧🇬29
1998 🇧🇷1, 🇫🇷18, 🇭🇷19, 🇳🇱25
2002 🇧🇷2, 🇩🇪11, 🇹🇷22, 🇰🇷40
2006 🇵🇹7, 🇫🇷8, 🇮🇹13, 🇩🇪19
2010 🇪🇸2, 🇳🇱4, 🇩🇪6, 🇺🇾16
2014 🇩🇪2, 🇧🇷3, 🇦🇷5, 🇳🇱15
2018 🇧🇪3, 🇫🇷7, 🏴12, 🇭🇷20
2022 🇦🇷3, 🇫🇷4, 🇭🇷12, 🇲🇦22
2026 🇦🇷1, 🇪🇸2, 🇫🇷3, 🏴4
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Gainfully Employed Robot retweeted
Was trying to look back on Lindsey Graham’s failed presidential campaign and got fucking flashbanged
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Surely this qualifies as a mental illness at this point…
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The fact that he isn’t in the 20 oldest senators while in his 70s is all the more reason it’s “the senate is filled with old people”. How in the world could you come to the opposite conclusion?
The tragic death of Lindsey Graham isn't a "The Senate is full of old people" issue. Graham wasn't among 20 oldest senators (some of whom will be elected to new offices while even older.) I'm not sure he was in oldest 30. Just a bad take
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My new pet peeve is players releasing the bow instead of the arrow. #NRLDolphinsSharks
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“Hell is when you are temporarily not able to kick someone else in the head”
- Jean Paul Sartre
My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.
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MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE
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“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open
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