If you have both Python and Douglas Adams in you life, you can cope with most things. If you’re a @dragonsrugby and @SpursOfficial supporter, you can cope with anything.

Tell Plaid Cymru that motorway junctions around Newport need to stay open. - Sign the Petition! c.org/rf67QBTLGL via @UKChange

This was the scene when Nigel Farage visited the RNLI station at Redcar yesterday. I’m going to keep this short and sweet as I don’t want my contact there to get in any shit over this, but the visit was (allegedly) completely unannounced and obviously a bit of a sly photo op (allegedly). If his people had (allegedly) tried to arrange it in advance, I think we all know what the answer may have been (allegedly) … Support the RNLI and The Flying Farage Appeal - £412,272 and counting now … rebrand.ly/imvl9mb

Plaid Cymru want to close M4 junctions in Newport: ❌ J27 High Cross: full closure ❌ J26 Malpas: east slips ❌ J25 Caerleon: east slips Traffic chaos for residents, and the report admits worse air quality and noise. I'm totally opposed. Page 39: gov.wales/m4-around-newport-…

Shocked and appalled by Plaid's proposals to close motorway junctions across the city. Will cause absolute carnage on the local road network and more misery for motorists and public transport users alike.

Dragons have defeated Scarlets in Newport in a Welsh derby thriller 🫣 FT: Dragons 38-26 Scarlets #BBCRugby #Rugby

This absolutely wins hands down

So, the Prime Minister thinks it would be a good idea to allow football fans to drink at their seats. Here - from a Gwladrugby piece of a few years ago - is a warning from Welsh rugby. This is what it's like when fans can drink in their seats. gwladrugby.wordpress.com/202…

Hedgehogs Need More Than Public Love — They Need Legal Protection - Sign the Petition! c.org/ZRrbQyHVvr via @UKChange

Here's a link for anyone wanting to make a donation to the RNLI rnli.org/pages/ig/new/dual-o…

"assist" It's called a pass you festering asshats.

Hi @Ofcom are you able to do anything or are you completely fucking useless? Asking for a nation that is asking serious questions about your charter and purpose.

Six weeks later the triple glazed windows are so airtight the house starts sweating out condensation that smells faintly of quinoa and regret. Matt’s already calling the architect babe and Bryony’s started referring to the site manager as my other husband. Kevin just stands there in his coat looking like a man who’s seen this exact episode twelve times and still can’t believe they keep commissioning it.

"Kevin" @d5_rss has posted 370k times since Jan 2020.. He's averaging more than 6 posts an hour, every hour, 24 hours a day for six years straight now and hasn't stopped to go to the bog once.. Fucking lols..

Please respect @MrHarryCole 's privacy at this difficult time and don't, do not retweet this image

Thank you London for giving us the Saturday night of our high school dreams. Brixton Academy is forever in our hearts 🖤

Serco ! Seriously! Of all the organisations to appoint!

Serco is operating a nuclear missile detection radar at RAF Fylingdales. Genuine question: at what point did we decide that tracking incoming nuclear warheads was a job for an outsourcing company? This is a facility within the US Missile Defence network. It detects ballistic missile launches. It provides early warning of nuclear attack. It operates 24/7/365. It is one of the most sensitive military installations on British soil. And it's run by the company that couldn't staff the Olympics and charged the taxpayer for tagging dead people. What happens when the contract expires in five years? Serco renegotiates. From a position of strength. Because by then THEY have the institutional knowledge. THEY have the trained staff. THEY understand the system. The MoD has nobody who can replace them because the capability was outsourced five years ago. That's the outsourcing trap. Year one: competitive tender. Year five: sole supplier. Year ten: permanent dependency. The contractor becomes irreplaceable because the client gave away the capability to replace them. Missile defence should be: Operated by RAF personnel. Trained in-house. Knowledge retained in the military. No contractor dependency. No five-year renegotiation cycle. No profit margin on nuclear early warning. If the radar fails at 3am who's accountable? An RAF commanding officer in the chain of command? Or a Serco shift manager reporting to a regional director reporting to a board in London reporting to shareholders? When the thing that detects nuclear missiles is run by a company whose primary obligation is shareholder returns, the priorities are no longer aligned with national security. They're aligned with the contract. builduk.club defence charter. Sovereign capability. In-house operation. No outsourcing of existential infrastructure.

The coward Arron Banks deleted this but of course there are screen shots so his racism is not forgotten

🪏 𝙍𝙊𝘿𝙉𝙀𝙔 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙇𝙊𝙋𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏 🤝 Dragons RFC are delighted to announce @NewportCouncil has secured £250,000 of Welsh Government Transforming Towns funding towards the a proposed redevelopment @rodneyparade. READ MORE ▶️ shorturl.at/wAO25