don't do this - not gonna work with cop zip ties open a hair clip & jam the thin end under the pawl (the part that locks into the teeth) to release the strap you can also use the end of the zip tie, bit more difficult, easier if there are two of you zip tied & you do each other

wife hennaed my hair & i went from looking like a mad scientist to a used car salesman

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smoke 'em while you got 'em

Censored on TikTok in <30 seconds. Appeal filed. They will allow California residents to know after the COVlD wave has subsided.

My cat found the slow cooker today and had an existential crisis

Endocrine complications of COVID-19: diabetes, musculoskeletal, thyroid, pituitary, adrenal, and gonadal disorders 🚨COVID can trigger new diabetes, crash calcium, inflame the thyroid, and suppress testosterone or cortisol. Benefits of vaccination still dwarf the rare endocrine side-effects, says a 2026 Endocrine Society review. ➡️The USA review synthesizes English-language reviews and meta-analyses from March 2020 to June 2026 on endocrine effects of acute SARSCoV2. ➡️SARSCoV2 enters cells via ACE2, aided by TMPRSS2 and ADAM17. Damage occurs through direct invasion, cytokine release, autoimmunity, and medication effects, hitting pancreas, thyroid, pituitary, adrenals, gonads, and parathyroid/bone. ➡️1. Pancreas. - New-onset diabetes rises after infection (relative risk 1.41 in a 12-study meta-analysis, about 1.37% prevalence in a 43-study review of 4.4 million patients, mostly type 2), - Diabetic ketoacidosis and severe outcomes increase, especially in type 1 diabetes, - Risk peaks in the first year and varies with severity, variant, age, and comorbidities, - Metformin and DPP-4 inhibitors are noted as potentially protective, ➡️2. Thyroid: - Non-thyroidal illness syndrome is the commonest change (pooled prevalence about 26%), - Subacute thyroiditis and new autoimmune hypo- or hyperthyroidism also occur and track with severity (odds ratio 3.77 for abnormal tests in severe versus milder disease), - Dysfunction can persist into longC0VID, ➡️3. Pituitary: - Reported effects include hypophysitis, apoplexy, SIADH, rare central diabetes insipidus, and hypopituitarism (secondary adrenal insufficiency or hypogonadism), mainly after severe illness, via hypoxia, thrombosis, or inflammation, ➡️4. Adrenals: - Adrenal insufficiency appears in roughly 3.5–6.8% of mild and 7–38.5% of severe cases, mostly central and often reversible. - Primary failure is rare (haemorrhage, infarction, or adrenalitis). ➡️5. Gonads: - Low total testosterone with normal LH, reduced libido, and erectile dysfunction are described, especially in longC0VID, - Permanent infertility is not established, - Higher male severity is not fully explained by androgens, ➡️6. Parathyroid/bone: - Hypocalcaemia occurs in about 55% (range 23–78%, up to 87% by ionized calcium) and tracks with severity and mortality, - Mechanisms include parathyroid invasion, vitamin D deficiency, and calcium use during viral entry, - Remodelling shifts toward more osteoclasts, lower bone density, and higher vertebral-fracture risk, - Hypercalcemia is rare. ➡️Most selected studies are non-randomized and heterogeneous. ‼️So, AGAIN, any tissue expressing ACE2 can be injured by SARSCoV2, so the largest absolute endocrine burden falls on the millions with mild-to-moderate infection rather than only the critically ill! ‼️Mild COVID-19 is not trivial for the endocrine system. The review notes that while severe infection produces the starkest individual complications, the largest overall burden falls on the far larger group with mild-to-moderate illness. Unexplained fatigue, rising blood sugar, neck pain, muscle weakness, low libido, or menstrual change after even a mild case therefore justify checking glucose or HbA1c, TSH, and calcium—and, when symptoms point that way, morning cortisol or testosterone, rather than dismissing them as ordinary post-viral tiredness. People who already have diabetes or adrenal insufficiency still need tighter sick-day attention, because a “mild” infection can unmask or worsen those conditions! #AvoidSars #AvoidReinfections academic.oup.com/jes/article…

important thread on upcoming california weather (spoiler: wet)

Just did some number crunching using latest (Oct 1) ECMWF seasonal data, and I must say that I've never seen such high predictive confidence in a very wet California winter. This is a truly extraordinary forecast amid a record-strength El Niño event. [Thread: please read to end.]

Something worse than plague? This does add additional layers of concern. The woman who passed has NOT tested positive for pneunomic plague, and instead the death was described as from "unknown etiology". The scale and intensity of the Russian response definitely raises eyebrows

maybe rethink taking glucosamine supplements

See how he didn’t take it out on an elephant sorority, he took it on the real structural oppressors: the state and private property. that’s why the incelephant is Based and you’re just a whiner

as prophesized by earth wind & fire (do you remember?)

Not a shred of evidence that journalists partook in military activities. Zero But as Western media starts its due diligence, Apartheid Israel escalates disinformation. The army has even a "legitimization cell" fabricating stories to justify genocide. My next report exposes it all

RT @lanabeesfw: Idk if any of you remember the woman on tiktok who was digging a mine shaft under her suburban home, but for those who do,…

A Bolsonaro win — aided by Trump and Big Tech billionaires — will be the likely end of the Amazon, the lungs of the earth. If you have young kids, you are watching them get locked into an extremely dangerous future. You’re not mad enough at the fascists and their collaborators.

translation - kamala would have attacked iran & brett mcgurk is trying to get democrats on board with the war retroactively

yersinia pestis (plague) spreads through aerosol for its pneumonic form assume any claim of "droplet-based transmission" to be aerosol - might be shed at low levels or bind poorly to respiratory tract & require "close contact" under most circumstances, but still aerosol

ai is anti-intelligence - pass it on

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