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Replying to @Polymarket
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Replying to @Billhelmich
This is how I’m voting…
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Cities and county commissioners and managers trying to make sure their gravy train keeps on rolling. Vote yes on 3!
Brevard County Manager makes $298k FL Gov makes $141K Time to take the blank check away from local government. Vote yes on 3
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Soooooo nice out! We just started a 5 day stretch of low humidity and pleasant temperatures. Enjoy! I know you will. #Florida
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When so many older people have given up, figuring that its no longer their issue, it is the younger generations' issue, John Clease is fighting the good fight against the muslim invasion of the west
I was working on my book of Islamic humour today and was disappointed that so many of them were about raping non-muslim women and throwing gays off the top of high buildings There was a clever one about a woman being stoned, though Tomorrow I'm looking at all the old gags about clitorectomies
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DeSantis is like Reagan. But better.
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Bottles thrown everywhere, swearing constantly. Not 1 of these parasites even got charged. Englishman, Del Somerville, got 2 years this week. Don't tell me two-tier policing and judiciary doesn't exist.
W. T. Stead™
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An absolutely stunning view from inside the eye of Polo, as massive hurricane with sustained 150 mph winds. Yet, calm as ever in the eye
In the eye of Hurricane Polo Now you know why it's called the "stadium effect!" 📷NOAA Hurricane Hunters @NOAA_HurrHunter
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Tati in her "work day" bed. The Mrs and I work from home. This bed is in between my desk and my wife's desk, so to be near us, this is where Tati usually takes her 5-7 hr daily nap
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I’m not Jewish, but I am genuinely distressed by the sheer amount of antisemitism in the World right now. It is incredibly disturbing to see people I once respected turn to the “Dark Side” and embrace one of humanity’s oldest forms of hatred. What the hell is wrong with people?
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DeSantis will be a great President.
DeSantis would be a great president!
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Happy 9/25, forever known as Dolly Parton day
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We have received several emails from X stating that our tweets are unwelcome in Pakistan and claiming—according to Pakistanis—that they violate their laws. To esteemed @GovtofPakistan: we wish to inform you that your anti-democratic laws—much like those of Muhammad and Allah—carry no weight or value for RadioGenoa. We take this opportunity to officially ask if you could take back all your citizens who have invaded Europe and committed heinous crimes, even those without documents. Furthermore, we kindly ask you not to dump waste into the rivers, given that the world belongs to everyone, and a little civility wouldn't hurt. We will come to visit you soon to check if everything is clean. Sincerely, RadioGenoa.
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Fun fact: Several Florida Mayors and Sheriffs make more money than the Governor himself. Now do you see why they're steadfastly against Amendment 3? Vote YES on Amendment 3.
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Orange County mayor makes $261,000 Fl Gov makes $141,000 Local government has proven themselves incapable of austerity. A forced reset is the only way. Vote yes on 3
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The Violent Femmes were a decade and a half ahead of their time
know what's a fact that absolutely melts my brain if I think about it? Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun is from 1983 there's "ahead of its time" and there's "nailed the mid 90s from a decade out like a halfcourt shot"
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He is simply speaking the truth and calling it as it is. We need Ron to run in 2028
Governor DeSantis says the U.S. Senate will have a lot less Republicans after the election. Says the Senate may flip Democrat because the GOP didn’t come through on any of their promises.
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WOAH 🚨 1,000 Muslims per day are being registered to vote in Houston, Texas Yes, this is real The Islamic Society of Greater Houston confirms they are registering roughly 1,000 voters a week at mosques across the city of Houston The Muslim leaders say they will defeat Republicans and mobilize their voters for Democrats: “I can guarantee you, if you all go out and vote this time, Muslims’ vote will make a difference in Houston and Harris County” - President Emran Gazi This is the Islamic Takeover of America. Muslims will use the Democrat Party to take over our country and
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the easiest partial fix to CFB playoff selections: No preseason rankings and no rankings at all until after the 4th weekend bc every team ranked high at the beginning carries that ranking late into the season when it may have never been deserved in the first place
NEW: The College Football Playoff committee will now consider a strength-of-conference metric in its selection process, @CFBHeather reports. The new metric will help determine the strength of each conference based on the schedule strength of each team in its league. on3.com/news/report-college-…
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