retired investment banker. did not pass cfa. not financial advice.

Dolores, Colorado

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gay motherfucker?
BREAKING: Galway Metals Inc. shares surge, now up +65.91% in the past month.
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why is zerohedge so negative on ai when all the new ai products are growing so quickly.
Ed did some homework
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Dolores Capital retweeted
To understand how the Univerde works, do this experiment: Take $20 cash out of your wallet. Put it in a different pocket. You are going to give that to someone today. Now, go thru the day & decide who is most deserving of it. You’ll find its the incredibly happy, cheerful person, who likely offered to help you without needing anything in return & that is exactly how the Universe works: positive, happy people attract amazing things while negative people repel them
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pick your spots to short puts all day long...
Can anyone please tell me why I even have $LITE on my watchlist? 😂
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earnings bet wonder if it works this time…
WOW A GIANT Whale Just Bought ~$15M Worth of Short-Dated $MU Calls
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let’s hope it DOES repeat. all my short puts expire worthless.
This felt a lot like August 5th: gap up, then straight up with no pullback. That day kicked off six weeks of chop. Let's hope history doesn't repeat.
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we should at least be at 80…
What Nick is saying is, “this piece of shit is broken.” 🤣
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EVERY CALL IN THE MONEY YAY LEO
He's baaaaack: "Somebody" just spent $100MM premium on 2 week AI Stock Calls for the Oct2 expiration: INTC Oct2nd 115c bot up to 3.65 20k $7.3MM MRVL Oct2nd 250c bot 11.00 3500x $3.85MM SNDK Oct2nd 1600c bot up to 97.60 4200x $41MM MU oct 2nd 1000c bot up to 44.00 10k $44MM
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july this year worked out so well…lol
The best month of the year in a midterm year is October. The second best month of the year in a midterm year is November. Almost there.
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Dolores Capital retweeted
Friday: $SPX bottom to top caught $SNDK called move to 1800 for end of day turning $4 ⇨ $45 $MSTR 600% Weekend (we're not done): #AVAX 8 ⇨ 11.6 and going At some point you have to decide whether you're okay being distracted from opportunity or remain a hostage to the doomers
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Replying to @cb_doge
But things will be weird for sure
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he should have bought them yesterday...
He's baaaaack: "Somebody" just spent $100MM premium on 2 week AI Stock Calls for the Oct2 expiration: INTC Oct2nd 115c bot up to 3.65 20k $7.3MM MRVL Oct2nd 250c bot 11.00 3500x $3.85MM SNDK Oct2nd 1600c bot up to 97.60 4200x $41MM MU oct 2nd 1000c bot up to 44.00 10k $44MM
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You’re supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Connections, looks; money, all of it. You're not noble by picking the hardest path just to look like an underdog.
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taco, but how?
Gameplan: Watch Warsh hike rates, panic when the realization sets in that things are about to break, TACO, frame the war in Iran as a win regardless of the true outcome, crush oil + yields, and send markets to all time highs.
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People ask me all the time if being in SF and talking to the employees at the big labs gives you an edge in trading this market. My answer has always been absolutely not. In fact, it’s mostly the opposite. Most people at big labs are completely clueless when it comes to anything other than their research and have absolutely no idea what a change in model architecture means downstream for anything. Ofc, if you want to just insider trade neocloud deals and partnerships then ofc ignore this.
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Replying to @itslueul
Grok 4.7 should be roughly on par with Opus 5.0, not 5.1. Better in some ways, worse in others. We need to fix multimodal performance. Grok 4.8 will be a noticeable improvement. Grok 4.9 is probably Astra/Fable class. Grok 5 maybe better than anything. We shall see.
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this will get the stock up for sure! $NVO
Novo Nordisk $NVO is shortening its consumer-facing name to “Novo”
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haha $AMD $BE guess who had that data first. kids, time to get on the @jbulltard1 newsletter
Told you. *SITUATIONAL AWARENESS ACTIVE IN OPTIONS MARKET: CNBC CITING SOURCES “Leopold has been buying hundreds of millions in options in $CRWV among others” CNBC reporting buying call options "of some significance" in $AMD, $BE, $SNDK, and others.
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omg deepseek round 17!!!
SK Hynix and Samsung Electronics were among the biggest decliners after DeepSeek said it managed to reduce the amount of high-bandwidth memory needed for its latest model, stoking worries about the outlook for semiconductor demand: BBG
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