I stopped drinking coffee for a week and I’m proud to say I’ve lost 7 days of happiness.

Oct 6, 2026 · 2:15 PM UTC

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Replying to @dougboneparth
How are you even awake?
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I’m back.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
hilarious. Thanks for sharing the results of the experiment so that others may not suffer.
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My pleasure.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Go to cold brew... it's the best hot or cold. Less acid, smoother and supper easy to brew (just boil some water!). I cannot imagine going back to drip coffee - much less something as horrid as Keurig. Peet's Big Bang or Major Dickinson would be my recommendation for the beans.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
That's good. As long as you didn't give up any other liquids, otherwise you would be miserable.
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Those must've been bad hair days for you
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What’s wrong with you, why do you hate urself?
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I'm four months off. Happiness took a while to come back.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
😃😃😃 but you gained health for a week !
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Sadbucks? Depresso? Crappuccino?
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I like to say "don't be a hero" 😂
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I almost blocked you. That was close.😅
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I pray that never happens to me!! 😂☕️
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Replying to @dougboneparth
According to social media since you stopped buying Starbucks, you must be a billionaire by now.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
you can level up all the happiness back by drinking 28 cups today...

ALT Coffee Futurama GIF
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I would have to go to church to ask forgiveness for the 7 day trail of destruction and regret.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
How many coffees did you have between 7:15 AM and now
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Smoke a joint and gain it all back 🤣
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Replying to @dougboneparth
🤣🤣Did you get through the caffeine withdrawal hangover in those 7 days?
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Replying to @dougboneparth
But you could retire early now!!!
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Imagine how stopping alcohol for 7 days would effect 10s of millions of people in this country!
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I did that with coke
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Replying to @dougboneparth
But coffee is good for you... Why would you deprive yourself?
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Did you get a headache?
Replying to @dougboneparth
Less jittery too.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Try giving up vaping sometime. It’s rough. Lost about 14 days of happiness now.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
But you saved $50 towards to retirement fund
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Now give up exercise for a week
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Replying to @dougboneparth
That's what you deserve for being a quitter.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
I'm with you on this - also stopped but had ups and downs.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Now you have to drink even more to make up for that lost happiness
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Replying to @dougboneparth
but think of all the social capital you've earned being able to brag to people about it
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Replying to @dougboneparth
how long will you continue it?
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Replying to @dougboneparth
But you didn't spend $200 So that's nice
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I bet you bit a colleague out of pure anger, didn’t you?
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