Here for the science, staying for the garbage. Also, #smokefleet.
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“I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.”
― Ted Kosmatka, Portal 2: Lab Rat
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Whenever you feel lonely, remember that your white blood cells are fighting like this for your health..
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Thank gawd Talarico's girlfriend is only a vegan and not married like Ken Paxton's girlfriend.
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BREAKING: The Freedom 250 concert is now going to be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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Hey #smokefleet let's also get #TalaricoCanWin trending today because it's true and it scares the Republicans very, very much.
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I said what I said.
Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her?
Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.
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#smokefl33t smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Despite Space Karen's diligent efforts...I have still been found by almost 3000 of you. Thank you and I'll continue to spread the truth, nothing but the truth, whenever I'm allowed. And, my fb's are still limited, thanks for your patience! #smokefleet
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🚨NEW MERCH DROP🚨
Ken Paxton has started calling James “Talafreako” — so we put it on a t-shirt.
Get your very own I’M A TALAFREAKO shirt today: store.jamestalarico.com/
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A Scientific Method of Resisting
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Pigeons use their livers to sense Earth’s magnetic field
Special immune cells may be one piece of their internal compass.
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Spacewalkers Back Inside Station After Science Hardware Work
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WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN
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The best of the internet’s “Are we doing this right MAGA?” Pt 2 @GavinNewsom #GavinNewsom #MakeAmericaGavinAgain thanks internet!
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