The DNA test came back. I’m 100% Piltdown man.

Chicago, IL
Based in United States
The scene
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Ignore extremes
A lot of people who won’t take yes for an answer in the replies. Which is why Mamdani should work with moderates but ignore the extremes.
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NYC Mayor Mamdani announces a plan to fight antisemitism.
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Simply stunning
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Sometimes reality hits hard. apple.news/A_WgeNNQeQ4O_OIVy…
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Palestinian Youth Movement
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Replying to @JonahDispatch
Ted Knight playing a jail guard in psycho (uncredited).
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People keep asking me to push for one Mayoral candidate or the other. Trying to decide the best move. Guys...it's over. LA had its chance for a candidate of change back in June, and instead...they voted for continued destruction. Both candidates will make LA worse. I feel like Hank in that late episode of Breaking Bad...he's already shot to hell, Walt is desperately bargaining with the Nazis to spare his life in exchange for all the money he has. He begs Hank to tell them to take the deal. Hank just looks at him and says "you're the smartest guy I ever met. And you're too stupid to see...he made up his mind 10 minutes ago." I hate to break it to you, but the fate of LA is already baked into the cake 3 months ago. There's no more wheeling and dealing, no clever ballot trick, no October surprise that's gonna get you out of it. Your chance was in June, and a lot of you just stayed home. Or voted for Alan Miller. I told you to get ten of your friends to vote, and you didn't do it. Elections have consequences, so I hope you all now appreciate that, and operate with a greater sense of urgency with these things. Vote for governor, you still have a shot. Vote for voter ID. Vote down all the new taxes. But for Mayor, it's too late.
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🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham announces he will create a "National Centre for Information Defence" to combat foreign interference
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Replying to @NC_Renic
This photo is used for the cover of Pandora’s Box. I would highly recommend it. It perfectly captures the spirit of the WWI; doctrine mismatched to technical and scientific advancement. Strategy and tactics had not yet come to terms with Industrialized killing.
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Also AOC, from GQ magazine. Don’t fool yourselves, these are not socialists. They are coddled toddlers who very much enjoy the trappings of fame, money, and social standing. They are more bourgeoisie than Marxist.
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Replying to @damintoell
The Devil’s cheese!
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Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
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What's your favourite sports movie?

ALT No Way Smh GIF by Laff

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You mean this banger from the HRC campaign?
In 1960, they stoked fear about John F. Kennedy because he was Catholic. In 2008, they stoked fear about Barack Obama because he was Black. In 2026, they are stoking fear about Dr. Abdul El-Sayed because he is Muslim. Enough! We must end all forms of bigotry in America.
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AI execs Me
Dario Amodei says “I don’t think I fully just appreciated what it would actually be like when the progress was as fast it was,” adding current AI developments are a “warning sign” and “we need to slow down” in an interview with Senior Business and Tech Correspondent @jolingkent. Watch the interview on CBS Sunday Morning September 13.
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I can see why.
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Replying to @jaynordlinger
It was urban warfare like fallujah.
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When the guy in front of you in line at Peet’s is finally up, and only then decides to look at the menu.
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Ro Khanna wants you to think this is because of Israel.
Netanyahu screwed Americans by giving us higher gas prices, food prices, and getting us into another endless war in Iran. So yes I am team America. I blame the Israeli government for hurting my constituents, friends, and neighbors.
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Replying to @RantyAmyCurtis
How does one practice whiteness?
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Replying to @damintoell
We need to give it back to its rightful owner.
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Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!!!!!!
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You can’t say The Joker, Darth Vader, Thanos, or Voldemort. Who’s your favorite villain of all time?
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The thing is, she would never go to Gaza, or any other shithole place on earth.
Replying to @rkylesmith
The Simpsons were right
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Boston - 1976. They hadn’t yet integrated their schools, more than 10 years after the civil rights act and 22 years after Brown v Board of Ed.
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With Dolly Parton dead, who is now the most universally beloved woman in America? Is there one? Nobody really cares about like, Oprah, Julia Roberts, or Jennifer Aniston anymore.
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The method:
The IRGC said on Monday that it used surveillance methods that its adversaries could not identify to conduct precise strikes against military positions and vessels. Spokesman Hossein Mohebbi said the Islamic Revolutionary Guards struck targets “once or twice a week,” arguing that missiles hitting military positions and critical sections of ships demonstrated intelligence capabilities. “IRGC tracking is not currently conducted through satellites they recognize,” he said. “It is carried out through another method that they may not yet be able to detect.” Mohebbi also said that IRGC had destroyed the adversaries’ radars and surveillance network, leaving them “blind.” “If we cannot see in the darkness of night across the Persian Gulf, which is about 50 kilometers wide, how do we strike with precision?” he said. “That is a question the Americans should ask themselves.” iranintl.com/en/202608245550
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Please sue me, Ms. Albanese. As you are a non-lawyer, let me explain: Truth is an absolute defense. I repeat: You are Hamas’s de facto spokesperson at the UN. I would love to put your record before a court. Of course, to sue me, you'd have to admit you know exactly who I am.
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I’ll take batshit crazy videos over trying to light people on fire.
Jennifer Welch: “The biggest threat I see to the United States right now is not the religion of Islam, it’s fundamental Christianity and the batshit sect that Erika Kirk belongs in where you have firework funerals or Grindr crashes and you dress up like an assassin and do a batshit crazy video after your husband was violently murdered by an assassin”
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Replying to @GAltringham
Michael Fassbender
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Chicago public schools didn’t really start in person until late 2021. Meanwhile, Chicago’s Catholic schools opened back in person in 2020. Nothing happened. This was political all along and not based on any ‘science’.
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Replying to @ChicagoContrar1
Except as the last 8 years have taught us, violence will be tolerated. In fact, it will be rewarded! 👇🏻
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Because only a New Orleans pimp would use an electromagnetic catapult.
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