A BLAKE2b Hardfork morning.
>wake up
>open Discord chat
>read new decrees set forth overnight
>self-flagellate for your weakness
>click online confession tab
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"Go on my son."
"This week I accidentally referred to Bitcoin as Bitcoin and not Spamcoin as instructed."
“You are forgiven. This time. Now go say an Our Father Luke, a Hail Kratter and a Glory Be to Mechanic.” 😂