Oh stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. DOZENS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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This country needs Jesus. And I’m not saying that in the way I insult my friend Rick when I tell him he needs Jesus. I mean this country needs Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Short of His mercy, I don’t see this nation recovering. We’ve long called this the “American experiment” and maybe it’s time to admit the experiment isn’t working anymore. Kirk once said that when words stop, violence starts. And then they killed him. I don’t see words working anymore. I pray I’m wrong.
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Dr. Tobias Fünke, Worlds First Analrapist retweeted
If you believe Trump said it was a small price to pay for Iran to wipe out Los Angeles and San Diego, you probably still believe the “very fine people” hoax too.
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Dr. Tobias Fünke, Worlds First Analrapist retweeted
NEW HOAX 🚨Hard to imagine why President Trump decided to BAN media outlets from the White House. Here is almost every single media outlet running with the same fake story "Trump would allow Iran to blow up Los Angeles" He never said that or implied that. You truly cannot hate the corporate press enough.
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Dr. Tobias Fünke, Worlds First Analrapist retweeted
Democrats are down so bad, they have to deliberately mischaracterize simple statements, so that they can manifest outrage via an imagined commentary. Their entire gamble hinges on Americans being retarded enough to fall for it. A percent will because it affirms their confirmation bias, but overwhelmingly, the majority are mocking them for this bizarre tactic. Failure feedback loop 101.
The nuclear annihilation of an American city is no laughing matter.
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Denver is -524 penalty yards vs. opponents over the last two full seasons — 3rd-worst in 2024, dead last in 2025. Broncos finally get a few calls and suddenly it’s “the refs won them the game.” Just another day in the life of a Broncos fan.
The discourse around officiating in Broncos games cracks me up. Denver gets the worst calls all season and nobody bats an eye. But as soon as a call goes the other way that’s all the national media wants to talk about. Totally one-sided.
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Dr. Tobias Fünke, Worlds First Analrapist retweeted
They gave up 16 unanswered with 2 2-point conversions. Stafford threw a pick-6. Rams went 1/4 in the red zone. And I’m supposed to care about a (correctly called) DPI?
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Dr. Tobias Fünke, Worlds First Analrapist retweeted
I will not hear any complaining about this. Joe Biden tried to put Donald Trump in jail for the rest of his life. If he can't tolerate a little bit of mockery, then too bad for him. Anybody pretending that President Trump needs to adopt this artifice of "Oh yeah, there's really bipartisan unity, and God forbid we insult one another," is being ridiculous. You don't get to try to put the former president in jail and then expect that the rest of us will just be okay with it (or that you won't get mocked if you end up losing)
There is no better example I can think of how Trump isn’t a steward of America or remotely patriotic or even nationalistic. He is simply a partisan of his own ego. This is just gross. He’s trying to suck up to a dictator and adversary by mocking another American president. And, btw, the anonymous functionary running this account will be remembered as a tiny little throne-sniffing weasel.
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Dr. Tobias Fünke, Worlds First Analrapist retweeted
Does Macklemore know what Palestinians do at music festivals?
Macklemore announces ‘Free Palestine’ music tour after Ed Sheeran debacle trib.al/98XHk0T
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Gas can come back down. A communist government does not. I’m voting Republican.
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Whoa.
BREAKING: In a 2-1 vote, the Fifth Circuit ruled that the federal ban on direct interstate handgun sales violates the Second Amendment.
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Even at $12 gas, I’m voting Republican in November and I won’t apologize for it. Democrats despise this country. They shouldn't get another shot.
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If you kill your own kids, run down an ICE officer, stab a teenager at a track meet, or murder a healthcare CEO, the left will find a way to excuse it, contextualize it, or even treat you as a symbol. If you get murdered while trying to debate on campus, the same crowd will celebrate.
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25 years ago, america mourned together. a long, confusing process. but we were a country. if it happened today the streamers would be blaming trump and the jews by this afternoon, and leftoids on tiktok would be saying the bankers deserved it. we’ve lost more than we realize.
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Not one of the cases has been confirmed to be a “lynching”. Most have been confirmed as suicides. It’s not helpful to have public official fear-mongering about something that isn’t actually happening.
This year, there have already been 10 reported hangings of Black people in the U.S. I’m proud to have signed onto @RepPressley ‘s letter to address these widespread modern-day lynchings and put a stop to this racial terror.
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Most reported 2026 Black hangings were ruled suicides by police/MEs with no foul play (e.g. Bassinga, Nzita, Jackson). One (Fortune) is a homicide probe pending autopsy, Black POI. None confirmed as lynchings or racial terror. charlotteobserver.com/news/local/art… mississippitoday.org/2026/09/09/tas… mlive.com/news/2026/06/m…
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We’re seriously still doing separate anthems at sports events? Gotta be about time to quit that, right?
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This somehow is even more embarrassing 10 years later
Your reminder of how Hollywood thought this would help Hillary in 2016..... so so cringe😄
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