Gary Delaney's One Liners.

American an European friends, I’m so ashamed, but you need to see what France has become. Don’t make the same mistakes we did. The only peaceful solution is to send them back to their countries of origin they love so much. We cannot coexist. It will be them, or us.

I have joined this. I don’t care who I have to vote for to keep the vile left out!

Do you think Sharron Davis MBE and JK Rowling are national treasures for tirelessly defending women’s rights and campaigning to keep Women safe from Men pretending to be Women @sharrond62 @jk_rowling @sophaller

Let me just say again No matter what I’m still voting REFORM UK 🇬🇧 I don’t walk away because the vile left are trying to bring them down 🩵🇬🇧🩵🇬🇧

Féminisez la politique : votez nationaliste.

Kemi needs to stop pretending she's changed. Conservatives need to stop lying that they've changed because they have a new leader. Nigel is only politician that's never changed! 🩵🇬🇧🩵

Sarah Knafo notre étoile 🌟

This Government is an Islamist appeasing disgrace

Andy Burnham is just a bloke on the sidelines making TikToks. His slide into irrelevance is astonishing. As the issues become bigger his presence becomes smaller.

Everyone arguing among themselves. Some say that face coverings are a disgrace. Some say that Nigel and Richard made inappropriate comments. Some agree with Nigel and Richard. Some say that the guys in face masks are worried for their families, and worry about their jobs and livelihoods. They worry they will have the book thrown at them, and they will. We all know that. However none of that matters. The fact is we ALL feel like we are being invaded and worry for the safety of our children. The rest of it doesn’t matter. We should all be on the same side. We are allowed different opinions on how something is achieved. As long as we can all agree that what is happening to our country is devastating and unsafe.

I disagree with several of Reform’s policies. I would abolish ALL foreign aid. Every penny. I would abolish inheritance tax entirely. Doing the first would enable the second. However these disagreements do not stop me voting for them. Why? Because they will abolish some foreign aid and limit inheritance tax. I can vote for some of what I want or get none of what I want.

Great to see @reformparty_uk top brass out in Portsmouth. Meanwhile the other parties are just Tweeting about it. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

I won’t have my children living in a country that’s allowed third world monsters to be placed amongst them and other communities up and down the country. I will not have my children footing the bill for these foreign criminals and chancers. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Nigel Farage said two days ago that turning up with masks on and looking thuggish does nothing to help. He called it disgusting, and he was right. Reform’s policy is simple: to ban all face coverings, show your faces, protest peacefully and do not cause trouble. And funny how that worked. Last night, men went to Portsmouth, took the masks off, showed their faces and made their voices heard peacefully. When they were told to leave, they left. Almost as though listening to an established political leader with actual experience might be a better idea than listening to someone who constantly wants to stir things up. There is a difference between leadership and instigation. One gives people direction. The other creates confrontation and then calls it leadership. Well done, Nigel. You said it. They followed it. And it worked.

Donna Jones, police and crime commissioner for Hampshire spoke to #BBCBreakfast about Portsmouth. The BBC later deleted her last 15 seconds. Listen and see why ….

I WORKED. For over 30 years I worked like a dog. Every morning, every winter, hands cracked, back aching, never missed, never claimed. Tax and National Insurance ripped out of my wage every single month. I did it because that's what English men do - we graft, we pay in, and we believe this country will have our backs when our bodies give up. My body gave up. I'm ill. Too ill to work. Too ill to live a proper life anymore. And now I see what a fool I was to believe in this country. I have to BEG for everything. Beg for an appointment. Beg for treatment. Beg for PIP from some snot-nosed assessor who looks at me like I'm dirt. 18 months for a hospital appointment. No dentist at all. I can't get a doctor to see me, I'm told to fill a form online at 8am and hope for the best. I'm sitting in a cold house I worked my whole life to pay for, choosing between heating and eating, and being made to feel like I'm the problem. AND THEY GET EVERYTHING. They come ILLEGALLY. They break into our country, throw their passports into the sea, lie about their age, lie about their name, and this rotten government rolls out the red carpet. HOTEL ROOMS. I could never afford to stay in those hotels. Three hot meals a day. Heating blasting. Laundry done for them. New clothes, new trainers, free phone, cash every single week - MY CASH, my tax money from 30 years of graft handed straight to them. FREE MEDICAL. FREE DENTAL. FREE EVERYTHING. The same NHS that tells me there's a two year wait tells them to come right in. Interpreters, specialists, prescriptions - all free. All paid for by mugs like me who paid in all our lives and get NOTHING. I look at them in town - gangs of fit, healthy young men, all designer gear, all laughing, lounging around all day with nothing to do, and I want to SCREAM. I would give my right arm to have your health, to be able to work again. You have got everything and you have contributed NOTHING. Nothing. While English people - OUR OWN - are on the streets. Homeless. Veterans who fought for this country sleeping in shop doorways. Sick people like me left to rot. English kids who can't get a council house in the town they were born in. But if you come here illegally on a dinghy, you get a room and full board on day one. We built this country with our hands, with our blood. Centuries of it. The mines, the mills, the factories, the wars. My family built it. We built the NHS to look after US. Not to be looted by the whole world. Not to be abused by illegal immigrants who have never paid a penny and never will. The whole system is a stitch-up and it's the English taxpayer who is being shafted every single time. We are being laughed at in our own country. They take us for fools. I am SICK of it. I am sick, I am broke, I am abandoned in the country I gave my life to, and I am watching illegal immigrants live better than me off my own money. Enough is enough.

Working-class white men: “far-right thugs.” Violent pro-Palestine crowds: “protesters.” Antifa: a shrug. Labour had the phrase loaded in 2024. He has never used it on Antifa or Pro-Palestine protesters. That’s not justice. That’s a two-tier Labour government telling you whose violence is a crime and whose is a viewpoint. Two-tier policing. Two-tier country.

Sue Reid of the Daily Mail writes on the crimes of asylum seekers. She begins by noting Afghan Rasuili Zubaidullah, 22, who drugged, raped & killed 13-year-old Leonie Walner in Vienna. He fled to Britain via a dinghy & was given a taxpayer funded hotel. There are hundreds more not mentioned. 1 Badreddin Abdalla Adam Bosh, 28, from Sudan, stabbed six people at a hotel in Glasgow in 2020. He was shot dead by police. 2 Somali Abdul Ibrahim was jailed for six years in 2023 for raping a sleeping woman in a Glasgow flat. 3 Algerian Sufian Al Zaki, 35, was jailed for 45 months in 2022 for the attempted rape of a man at an Edinburgh beauty spot. 4 Kurd Zanko Akhbar, 22, was convicted at Newcastle court in January for possessing Class A drugs. Police said he was trying to sell drugs on wasteland in the city. 5 Syrian brothers Omar and Mohamed Badreddin were jailed in March this year for multiple counts of rape, including that of a 13-year-old girl. 6 Sudanese Mustafa Osman, 27, was convicted last year at Carlisle Crown court for attacking two police officers. 7 Failed asylum seeker Saimir Ferati, 26, from Albania, was jailed in 2023 for running two cannabis farms in Hartlepool and Kent. 8 Kuwaiti Hadi Hamid, 40, ran over two teens in Middlesbrough in 2017. Sentenced to four years in prison, he tried to use the European Convention on Human Rights to avoid deportation. 9 Iraqi Arez Ali, 28, was jailed for two years in February for drug dealing after being found with crack cocaine in Middlesbrough. 10 Shahin Darvish-Narenjbon, 34, from Iran, stabbed Brenda Blainey, 87, to death at her home in North Yorkshire, in 2022. Blainey had allowed him to live with her and referred to him as her 'grandson'. 11 Sudanese Mahmood Noor Ibrahim, 39, was jailed for the 'disgusting' sexual assault of a 16-year-old girl in Hull in 2022. 12 Eritrean Filmon Teklay, 29, raped a woman in Leeds in 2018. He was jailed for more than six years. 13 Gjin Nikolli, 36, was jailed for two years in March 2023 when he was found working on a Leeds cannabis farm. He had arrived in London from Albania seven months previously and claimed asylum. 14 Sudanese Karar Ali Kara, 31, stabbed Jodi Miller, 21, to death in Leeds in 2019 when she refused to have sex with him. He was jailed for life. 15 Kurd Shekar Bafri, 23, threatened to rape and kill a female Leeds prison officer when being held in jail on burglary charges in 2022. 16 Aziz Rasul, 25, from Iraq, was given a suspended sentence in 2023 for running cannabis farms in Leeds worth £225,000. 17 Sudanese Adnan Bakhit, 24, was jailed for five years in 2017 after raping a 12-year-old girl in Halifax. 18 Middle Eastern Omid Ebrahmi, 46, was arrested for trying to meet up with a 14-year-old boy for sex through a dating app. He was sentenced to 27 months in prison. 19 Saddam Muhamadaim, 26, from Sudan, was jailed for 13 years in 2019 for raping a 17-year-old girl in Huddersfield. He lied on his asylum forms, claiming to be a teenager. 20 Iranian Ahmiri Ahmedi Azizi, 24, was jailed in 2022 for posting Islamic State propaganda online, demanding attacks on the West. 21 Issa Brayzi-Pour, 22, also from Iran, was jailed last year for the rape of a 70-year-old woman near Bolton and the attempted rape of a 13-year-old girl. 22 Albanian Eltiona Skana, 30, was found guilty of manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility after she stabbed seven-year-old Emily Jones to death in a park in Bolton in 2020. 23 Eritrean Ablolom Okbazge, 27, was sentenced to nine years for the 2021 rape of a woman in Wigan. 24 Awa Zongo, 29, from Burkina Faso, was sentenced to life in prison in 2020 after she stabbed her housemate 30 times in the neck in Hindley Green, Wigan. 25 An Iraqi asylum seeker was jailed for three years in 2020 for sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl in Manchester. His identity remains a secret to protect the victim. 26 Kuwaiti Bader Kanash, 28, was sentenced to community service in 2019 for trying to smuggle a three-month-old baby into the UK. 27 Nigerian Saheed Azeez, 33, was jailed for five years last year for masterminding a £220,000 parcel fraud scam. He claimed to be gay to win asylum, despite fathering three children with three different women. 28 Govar Abdul Rahman, 28, from Iraq, was jailed for seven years in 2022 for trespass, voyeurism and sexual assault on multiple women. 29 Fellow Iraqi Emad Al Swealmeen, 32, killed himself as he detonated an explosive device outside Liverpool Women's Hospital in 2021. He was reportedly furious his asylum claim had been rejected. 30 Jwamer Saygul, 24, another Iraqi, was jailed for nine years in 2022 for raping a Ukrainian refugee in Cheshire. 31 Azerbaijani Jeyhun Zeynalov, 34, received a suspended sentence for sexually assaulting a woman with learning difficulties in Stoke-on-Trent. He licked her breasts and tried to pull down her trousers as she begged him to stop. 32 Dana Abdullah, 35, killed his estranged wife in Stoke-on-Trent in 2019 after she refused to support his visa application. He had previously been convicted of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl in 2013 and was deported back to Iran, but returned to Britain illegally. He was jailed for a minimum of 18 years and eight months. 33 Sudanese Yehya Mahdi, 35, was sentenced to two years and eight months in prison last year after stabbing a fellow asylum seeker in Nottingham. 34 Musba Missa, 22, from Niger, was jailed for three months in 2023 after starting a fire at his migrant hotel in Skegness and assaulting a member of staff. 35 Sudanese Mofasim Abdulkarim, 23, was caught last year talking to what he thought was a 14-year-old girl online and attempting to meet her for sex. He received a 20-month suspended sentence. 36 Mualla Mukthar, 18, also from Sudan, was caught trying to enter a Leicester nightclub with a knife in 2022. He was given a conditional discharge. 37 Ethiopian Temesgen Desta, 32, was sentenced to life in prison after raping two women in 2019. 38 'Sadistic' Iraqi Abdullah Belal, 31, was jailed for three years last month for child cruelty after tying up and gagging a child in Wolverhampton and forcing an object into their mouth. 39 Albanian Clirim Kukaj, 30, who was raised in Serbia, was jailed for 18 months in January for cannabis farming. He was granted permission to remain in the UK after claiming he can no longer speak his native language. 40 Iraqi Turkey al-Turkey, 26, was jailed for eight years in 2021 for raping a woman in Swansea. 41 Albanian Xhevahir Maksuti, 25, was jailed for six months in January this year after a raid on a cannabis farm in Swansea where he was working. 42 Iraqi Ramyar Ahmadyan, 27, was sentenced to 33 months in jail for drug possession in Cardiff last month, three years after claiming he was a converted Christian. 43 Waleid Al Twaynei, 26, was given two years' conditional discharge after being caught with a knife in a Cardiff Home Office building, which he told the court he was carrying to 'slice pears'. 44 Iranian Soheil Bahmanifard, 18, was jailed for 12 years in 2019 for a frenzied knife attack on a fellow refugee in Newport, Wales. 45 Chris Buyoye, 29, was sentenced to 18 months in jail in November after he grabbed a 43-year-old mother and simulated sex with her as she walked with her children in Gloucester. 46 Somali Risman Naitsoka, 40, was jailed for nine years in 2020 after stabbing a woman in the chest when she refused to have sex with him. 47 Somali Gabre Wounose, 19, was convicted of raping a prostitute at knifepoint in 2020 after promising to pay her £40 for sex then refusing to give her the money. 48 Libyan jihadist Khairi Saadallah, 26, killed three men and injured a further three with an eight-inch knife in a park in Reading in 2020. He was sentenced to a whole-life order. 49 Fared Amire, 24, was convicted of sexual assault in 2020 in Watford and given 200 hours of community service. 50 Afghan Rasuli Zubaidullah, 23, was extradited to Austria in 2021 after fleeing the country on a Channel boat. He had drugged, raped and murdered a 13-year-old Austrian schoolgirl. 51 Moroccan Rachid Redouane, 30, was one of three men to carry out the London Bridge terror attacks in 2017 that killed eight and injured 48 others. He was shot dead by police. 52 Maher Maaroufe, 24, from Tunisia, was jailed indefinitely in 2022 for stabbing his girlfriend to death so viciously that he nearly beheaded her. 53 A 39-year-old asylum seeker with name protection went missing when granted bail after being accused of raping a teenage girl at a migrants' hotel in Waltham Forest, East London in 2022. 54 Afghan Javid Ahmadzai, 28, was jailed for 24 years in 2023 for killing another asylum seeker in East Ham, London, over a £10 debt. 55 Iranian Hewa Rahimphur, 30, was jailed in France in 2023 for 11 years for his role in a human trafficking operation responsible for bringing more than 10,000 migrants across the Channel in small boats. 56 Afghan Abdul Shokoor Ezedi was convicted of sexual assault in 2018 before winning refugee status two years later. He was widely believed to be responsible for the Clapham alkali attack in January this year which left 12 people injured. His body was pulled from the Thames in February. 57 Somali Yaqub Ahmed, 34, was convicted in 2008 of the gang rape of a teenage girl in London. He was deported last year after five years of legal wrangling. 58 Samiulahaq Akbari, 22, from Afghanistan, was jailed for 21 years for a frenzied attack on shoppers in South London in 2019. He was reported to have a 'desire to kill English people'. 59 Albanian Astrit Kapaj — known as the 'Wimbledon Prowler' — was one of London's most prolific burglars. He was jailed in 2019 for 14 years for 25 counts of burglary and attempted burglary, in which almost £500,000 worth of goods were stolen. 60 Ukrainian refugee Andrii Melnyk, 30, was sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison for sexual assault on an 18-year-old in Staines-upon-Thames, Surrey, last year. 61 Howmalow Mawum-Duop, 22, from Sudan, was sentenced to 18 months in prison for piloting a traffickers' boat from which a woman fell and drowned in the Channel last year. 62 Senegalese Ibrahima Bah, 20, was sentenced to nine years and six months for manslaughter in February after four passengers of the dinghy he was attempting to steer across the Channel drowned. 63 Iraqi Talib Rasul, 47, is a convicted sex offender who fled to France but was arrested in January attempting to re-enter Britain with his wife and children on an inflatable boat. He was given a six month suspended sentence. 64 Aziz Akakhel, 32, from Afghanistan, pleaded guilty in 2022 to attempting to enter the UK illegally on a lorry. 65 Eritrean Hanok Zeray, 32, sexually assaulted six women in Brighton in 2022 and was sentenced to eight years in prison. 66 Tesfagabriel Gebrzgabhi, 34, attempted to rape a woman in 2023 in Portsmouth. He was jailed for six years. 67 Omar Ozman, 22, was sentenced to three months in jail last year. A judge said he showed a profound lack of respect for the nation that granted him asylum by committing 'crime after crime' including fraud at a casino. 68 Afghan Lawangeen Abdulrahimzai, 21, was jailed for life for murder in 2022. He stabbed Thomas Roberts to death outside a takeaway in Bournemouth. He was already wanted on murder charges in Serbia. 69 A search warrant is currently active for Ahmed Haffa, 24, missing from the Bibby Stockholm migrant barge. He disappeared following his conviction in March for theft of designer clothes and biting a security guard. 70 Albanians Denis Lami and Walter Kabilo were jailed as drug couriers in 2023 after being caught with £4,480 worth of cocaine in Exmouth, Devon. 71 Iraqi Azam Mangori, 24, was sentenced to life in prison for suffocating and dismembering Lorraine Cox, 32, in Exeter in 2020. 72 Sudanese Adam Mohammed, 24, was jailed for eight years in January for the rape of a university student in Exeter. 73 Vladimir Stratan, 26, from Moldova, was jailed in 2023 for running over and killing a motorcyclist in Devon. 74 Iranian Azad Jalilwand, 35, threw a chair and threatened to rape staff at a Plymouth MP's office in 2019. He was given an indefinite restraining order. 75 Egyptian Fahd Alkhalidi, 42, was jailed for five years in Cornwall for raping a woman he supplied with cannabis in 2020. dailymail.co.uk/news/article…

I have friend who was out cyling in the park with his who was on a surin. Scary, they were stopped and it was taken off them a knifepoint. They seenm to be the transport of choice for those up to no good.