Great rant

So wait, wait, wait....not only was he black, but he was a Haitian immigrant.

Greatest mic’d up moment in baseball history

LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT BEFORE A NFL GAME LETS GOOOOO

Idk how to tell you guys but girls are late to like 99% of dates. You just need to accept it or you will likely be single the rest of your life.

The locally owned American Diner is still unequivocally the best breakfast experience

The idea that severely mentally ill people are going to be free to live in our world if we sprinkle “services” on them is what leads to this. It puts first responders and civilians in harm’s way so we don’t have to pay for or deal with the unpleasantries of institutionalization.

Which way is the arrow spinning?

Best I can do is change the names of shit

The kind of stuff a little kid would do if you told him he could be president for a day

It's not just the stupidity of this that's so notable, but far more notable is how stupid Trump and his WH think bhis followers are, believing that they will be satisfied and satiated with infantile slop like this in lieu of any of the things they promised to do for their lives:

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

All that needs to be said about pit bulls was said by S-tier dog trainer Stonnie Dennis in 3 minutes

🚨#BREAKING: A 28-year-old confirms he has spent the last 10 YEARS of his life interviewing World War II combat veterans to keep their stories alive... ...in fact, for the last 10 years, he has interviewed World War 2 veterans EVERY SINGLE DAY He started as a teenager, ditching school to ride his BIKE to the local retirement home, walking up to the front desk and asking to, "meet some World War II heroes." His name is Rishi Sharma. He's crossed all 50 states and half the world. He's slept in his car and lived on gas-station food to afford it. He asks these men for hours of their memories, and then he hands the entire recording to their families... ...FOR FREE So that 200 years from now, a great-great-grandchild will know not just their hero's name, but how he laughed, how he cried, and what he sacrificed. Rishi has no military family, his parents immigrated here from India. He does it out of pure gratitude. In his words: "My parents were given the opportunity to immigrate and raise a family because of veterans like these. It's a debt of love I'll spend my entire life trying to repay..." As one 100-year-old Marine who stormed Iwo Jima told him, remembering the flag going up: "The hair on my arms still stands up when I think about how beautiful it was." THAT is America. 250 years of ordinary people doing extraordinary things... God bless our veterans. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Everyone needs to watch this. This is an easy “how to kill a pitbull” technique in the event that you witness one trying to kill a human adult or child. It should be pretty fool proof. Lock it into memory. Use as needed.

First time experiencing this flyover Americans do before big sporting events and I have to say it goes kinda hard

It doesn’t cost anything extra. The jets have to fly anyway, and do this exercise anyway, and the hours are already funded. They are training. So, instead of hitting a point on a map at a specific time for the 50th time, they move it to a stadium once in a while & make the time coincide with the end of the anthem..

"Deadlifts are bad for your lower back." No, your form is just awful and your core is weak. A properly executed deadlift bulletproofs your spine. Stop blaming the barbell for your ego lifting and drop the weight. 💥

every 3 days there's some blue check account talking about how they hurt themselves deadlifting and how for that reason it's dumb and no one should do it. 5000 likes, a hundred replies talking about dork shit like ROI. nerds.