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That QB that’s cooking your ass is 38 years old. But you knew that
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It’s absolutely wild to me that people demand the government do things like subsidize college loans and then turn around with a straight face and say “it's not the government's job to decide what majors are worthy of a loan.”
Many professions that we value as a society - teachers, nurses, social workers, etc. - make little compared to the cost of college. Do we not want people trained in these professions? Also, it's not the government's job to decide what majors are worthy of a loan.
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Did Candace Owens orchestrate Charlie Kirk’s assassination because he was going to go public with her lesbian affairs? I’m just asking questions
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Replying to @rozzwrld
Good games are good games. I will not be ragebaited.
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Oh sure Case Keenum can dice up the Eagles NOW
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This is a tragic loss. RIP
Made with AI
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Israel Candace Owens 🤝 Accused of carpet bombing
Candace Owens is going to blame her lesbianism on Israel, isn’t she?
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"You're Florence Pugh, right?"
'Avengers: Doomsday' Star Alan Cumming Says 'I Don't Fully Understand the Plot' and Only Acted With Florence Pugh's Stunt Double variety.com/2026/film/news/a…
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Hey, @RealCandaceO, sup?
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I would never actually subject my audience to a slopchart but basically my formative game was Divine Divinity, a very early (2002) Larian title that I played because my mom did not approve of M rated diablo. SO you can imagine my shock 15 years later when Divinity was the new hotness.
everyone posting their top 9 games fits into one of these categories
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Ayn Rand’s philosophy wouldn’t have gotten any traction if she wasn’t so hot.
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Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now
Ben Brown 🌻
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Evergreen
Replying to @iansmith06
I'm a married father in my forties, would you like to try another insult to see if it fits
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Well another group supporting the GOP eats this stuff up, but they actually go out and vote
>Anti-welfare ad >It’s a young White male gamer A lot of the GOP is so scared of being called mean names by the media that they can only ever turn their guns on the one group that overwhelmingly supports them. It’s just pure cowardice and stupidity all the way down.
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No the Dems are onto something
I really do think we need to hire more straight men in Democratic comms (sorry)
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This is the football equivalent of “don’t siege Leningrad just take it immediately”
Almost every team still runs the ball way too much in the nfl btw Passing still gets way more average yards per attempt and has much higher EPA
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Almost every team still runs the ball way too much in the nfl btw Passing still gets way more average yards per attempt and has much higher EPA
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Oh my god it happened
Teen is 'first and only' patient to have a tooth growing in bizarre place - doctors 'were very surprised' trib.al/1Fb5BbC
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everyone sharing a screenshot of their fake ass 150 iq with a post about what it was like growing up special following a vocab test they cheated on — what are we doing here?
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