From Blackpool in Burnham's China. "You can't win money at the horses And you can't fight the armed forces."

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The nil-nil detector is waking from it's slumber. 😂
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And again !!!!!! Double horror show, well it is halloween season.
Mark Allen! Black off the spot! Not again! #Snooker #Cruelmistress
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The only time I have ever seen a Man United player look more starstruck than this is when Rio Ferdinand spoke to Michael Jackson. #manunited
😊 Watch Roy Keane Melt The Second His Hero Stallone Walks In I’ve never seen him look so starstruck! 🤩 Look at his face when Sly walks in, and he’s got the Rambo t-shirt on too 😂 Watch him pull it down and straighten it when he stands up to make sure Sly sees it 😭 Looking forward to this episode. I love Sly, then again who doesn’t? The man’s a proper legend.
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This bad boy is getting opened this evening, if Brighton win the FA Cup as well I think I am going to book a day out at a vineyard.
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I've only got 66/1 each way on Fokina but I'll take it. Just need him to beat Norman Bates, err, I mean Rafael Jodar in the final to land the biggie now.

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FOKINA-HELL @seancalvert1 150/1 pre-tournament pick Alejandro Davidovich-Fokina on Betting Weekly Game, Bet, Match beats World No1 Alexander Zverev and lands the 75/1 place money my making the final at the Shanghai Masters - he was 250/1 which was just missed. Well done Sean 👏
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Another absolute stinker from United. Captain Marvel must be watching this and wondering where it all went wrong.🤷‍♂️ At least he’s still got standards, he’s booked the grandest hotel in Blackpool: The Imperial. Mrs Thatcher’s old haunt no less. Proper class. 🏨 #ATMMUN
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The man that insists I self excluded and that is why my account is closed and could not possibly be reopened. So explain why I sent this email on the evening of the day it was closed ?
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Most hostile atmosphere I’ve ever seen on Snooker Twitter this evening. Feels like the biggest pile-on since Naz’s press conference where Eubank turned up late and Brendan Ingle called him a phoney in front of everybody. Absolute scenes. 🍿
A lot of people attack Clabbs for absolutely no reason. Poor Clabbs. Poor tiny little Clabbs 🎻
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Replying to @exsnookerpro
Even Iron @MikeTyson knew to stay on the right side of tigers. 🐯 Poor Yorkshire lad genuinely thought he was Buster Douglas about to shock the world. 🥊😱 #YorkshireWildlifePark
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Replying to @JamesJohnLovell
Is this the same Dragonbet site that I just listened to you bigging up and sounding great for the last half hour ?
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You know I really do hate to say it, the government don't wanna see. But if Ole' JR was living, he wouldn't let this be. Would make absolute mincemeat of this treacherous buffoon. ⛽️ #ULTIMATEDALLAS
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
x.com/TennisTV/status/210710… That bloke was definitely after compo, I just saw the replay, Medvedev barely touched that ball. Hardly Shapovalov level was it ?
Not the ending we expected 😮 @DjokerNole advances to the Beijing final after Medvedev is defaulted whilst down 5-7 3-5 #ChinaOpen
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England have scored so many goals they have broken the machine. #CROENG
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Just massive hype from Eddie, it's only the biggest fight in British boxing history in monetary terms. Two past their best boxers in a titleless match is NOT bigger than Lewis V Bruno. Arguably not even as big as Eubank V Benn I or II. 🥊 #FURYJOSHUA
Gonna leave this one here 🫳 🎤 Time to move on to the big stuff. 10 weeks today the biggest fight in British boxing history! Let’s gooooo #FuryJoshua 🇬🇧
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Craig’s paying members urging him to stop bragging about how much he’s winning as it may collapse the market prices on his future tips. Needless to say they are very happy this evening though 😂💰 #ULTIMATEDALLAS
Mega morning for my service in 🇨🇳 at the Shenzhen Open #Snooker As we have 7 winning snooker bets from 8 picks Scott Donaldson beats Zhao Xintong at 15/2✅️ Scott Donaldson +2.5 frames 7/4✅️ Over 7.5 frames 4/5✅️ Jiang Jun beats Ronnie O'Sullivan 2/1 inplay✅️ Jiang Jun frame 1 11/8✅️ Jiang Jun frame 1 handicap 5/6✅️ Jiang Jun 50+ frame 1 7/4❌️ Jiang Jun frame 2 13/8✅️
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You been on that Russian Spinach I am guessing ? 🥦
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Replying to @exsnookerpro
Which one is your money on then Clabbs ? I know if that 33/1 shot at the very bottom came in, you would be opening a bottle of Champagne as big as a Supernova even if you didn't bet a penny on it.
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Replying to @springss
Just waiting on NETHERLANDS V GERMANY to bring this freebet home (had to be placed on a treble or greater). Will make up for those shop ones getting voided if it comes in.
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There's only one man left in the whole country that even still cares about the result of #FURYJOSHUA . They should've just held the whole fight on Morecambe beach 10 years ago and charged £10 entry.
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Two freebets from William Hell so to save time I stuck them both on the same horse at Goodwood. Non-runner. Unbelievable. 🤦‍♂️ Knowing my luck 'Howling Mad' Murdock was the owner and they missed the train down there.
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He's not wrong, any refuseniks are in trouble. 🪖
They would put the blindfold on us Roger.
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What is happening with CC these days ? Wanting to fight grown men at sell out live venues and now this. I am beginning to think Nigel Benn has hacked her account.
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The @HolidayInn North Shore Blackpool has lost the f*****g plot. Even Norbreck Castle (the early Christmas tree champions) are looking at them going “nah mate, too soon”. 😂🎄 #Christmas
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If this isn't the most blatant propganda on TV since Covid I don't know what is. They are either preparing us for this or just trying to scare the shit out of people. How about a nice game of chess instead ?
Replying to @RIT1973
i haven’t what’s it called
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Big AB likes his boxing, I think he needs to follow Ambrose Mendy's advice and be more appreciative of the opportunities his sport has provided him. Uncle Barry would still defend him either way.
Replying to @Aboflondon4
Be grateful you got a platform to play AB. You should all be on your knees to Barry Hearn. You got shoved in the practice room to defend your seniors title ffs. I’ve said the tour is over scheduled only last week. You can’t have it all ways.
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Tesco staff when someone tries to headbutt them: Float like a butterfly, sting like a… “sir please leave the store.”

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Every little helps.
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Pav is a good guy, but this is just wrong — polluting snooker Twitter with talk of its poor relative as if it’s in any way relevant. It’s the equivalent of turning up to a Michelin-star restaurant and ordering chicken nuggets. 🎱
Got a pool match with my mate later, i’ve not lost to him in 8 years and played him so many times. However today im not feeling confident for some reason
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Replying to @gregogallagher
But you gave away your secret ingredient, everybody is going to look like that now we know how you did it.

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Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
Looks like he's wearing an earring. Thought it was Adam Ant at first glance.

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When you turn on the TV for the #EnglishOpen and it’s just Channel 5 News… TNT Sports exclusive rights strike again 🥃💥🤬 Firestick. Ordered. Immediately. #ULTIMATEDALLAS
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Selby’s up in front of the WPBSA disciplinary board tomorrow for dropping the F-bomb on live TV about how knackered he is from being a millionaire snooker player. Expect zero sympathy. 🤷‍♂️ #BRITISHOPEN
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You leave the Don alone. He may be follicly challenged like Judd but Judd’s career earnings looks like a busker’s hat next to his. #MAGA
Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
Playing like Donald Trump and follicly challenged like him too 😂
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If Higgins had lost this match to Thanawat he’d have looked like the Milkman at the World Open… Face like his whole float had turned sour. 🥛🤢😂 #BritishOpen
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Imagine Sharon Stone in one of Baldy’s shops. 🚭 She’s already been warned about smoking. Now she gets a letter threatening police action for trying to get a ton on one of his boosts. 💰 “What are you gonna do… charge me with betting?” 🙄
Very rare this letter I received but speaking to a solicitor he says they can’t call police and wouldn’t hold up in court, don’t be scared folk keep punting 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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Replying to @exsnookerpro
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Freddie Starr claimed to always sing live. I can't quite put my finger on it but for some reason I always suspected he used old playback tapes.
The time when Britney Spears’ playback failed and she was forced to sing live on the show everyone lipsynced on 😱
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I had to check but it is still there. Putin hasn't managed to hit it yet.
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Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
Only kidding mate. No denying he was a handsome bastard though.

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RIP Peter Cullen. He was also the epic voices of Venger from Dungeons & Dragons and KARR from Knight Rider.
This has to STOP!
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Jerry never one to shy away from controversy. 30 years ago I think Ronnie definitely would have agreed with you. 😂 I believe Alain Robidoux is a very pleasant fella though.
i’ve been on many holidays. i’ve bumped into rude nationality’s but none as rude as french canadians! now they are some real rude, horrible cunts!
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Pav and Clabbs return to X. Clabbs goes undercover… by nicking the name of some lowly Northern soap character. Absolute sacrilege to #ULTIMATEDALLAS. He could have chosen a Dallas legend. Instead he went full Corrie. The boss has been told… War of the soaps is back on.
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Replying to @djk29_
Pray for no anti-scottish racism amongst the jurors. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Replying to @TSnooker102
When is a 4 ball plant better than a 5 ball plant ? When it's Ding Junhui v Mr T....
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Replying to @notnormal_olein
Uncanny resemblance.
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Replying to @evans_reanne
You don't like a bit of Summer Rain then Reanne ?
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Replying to @EdwardsTips_
Craig, @fouldsy147 blocked me for insisting Botham's 1981 Headingley performance was better than Ben Stokes 2019. 😲
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Surprised KFC isn't sponsoring all these Chinese tournaments. The Colonel has missed a trick there.

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Gotta feel for oilmen facing $1m a day late delivery penalties.🛢️ Colonel Decker from The A-Team (remember him) is the only man who could get a tanker through the #StraitofHormuz right now. JR’s thinking: “I wouldn’t trust this fella to run a whelk stall!” 🤠 #ULTIMATEDALLAS
JUST IN: Iran's supreme national security council says the Strait of Hormuz will remain closed unless the US changes its behavior. Iran's conditions include: • No threats against Iran. • An end to the war against Iran and its allies. • Lifting the naval blockade and withdrawing US military forces from around Iran. • Full compensation for damage caused by the wars against Iran. • Lifting sanctions on Iran. • Unconditional release of Iran's frozen and confiscated funds.
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Replying to @TSnooker102
Imagine the combined size of the pockets on those 3 tournaments. Instead of a respotted black, could have a game of whack-a-mole to decide the frame if they ended in a tie.

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Maybe we need warning signs in the venue when they put a new cloth on so we know the balls will slide in after the hitting the cushion 9 inches away.

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On any semblance of a proper snooker table Xiao Guodong missed the 1st red of this break so it should go down in the history books as a zero break. However, thanks to @WeAreWST 's 'magic' Chinese tables it goes down as a 147 break. 🙄
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Unofficial estimates put the global viewership for the #WORLDCUP2026 final at just under 2 billion people and the yanks still think the Superbowl is bigger than the World Cup. 😂 Muhammad Ali explains just how many people that is. 🤯🤯
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Best unboosted prices. That 2.03 is huge compared to these. Wish I hadn't bothered going to the shop now and only getting evens.
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Better than this then :
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Replying to @Boldyboy1975
Bees ? No problem !
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Replying to @RobJF24
Wow you had to google old Frank ? He is a famous Megastar ! I'll never forget his greatest ever World Cup song 'Three Shirts on Me Line'.
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Replying to @springss
The warning has already been given to him as to what might happen if he stays on as manager. Two years of a German in charge is more than enough.
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Replying to @springss
Don't disrespect the Southgoat. 😂
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Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
What the hell was that from France tonight ? Play incredible all tournament and then play worse than Scotland in the semis.
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They say the final will be in New Jersey. But the real battle, between the two best teams in the world, would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here… in our present. Tonight. At STILL the greatest venue in USA. 🔥⚽ #ULTIMATEDALLAS #WorldCup2026 #FRAvESP
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Replying to @lordoakwell
If you think that's bad you should see what he's done to his lovely Bentley.
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No betting allowed on the match though due to affordability checks. Rumour has it Sybil Fawlty is lined up to be the next CEO of the Anti-Gambling Commission. @GamRegGB #NORENG
And Noway to have a supporting wall
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Yeah I lost interest in it so have never actually seen Froch fight. Only watch the big Heavyweight fights now. The first BENN V EUBANK fight was in Birmingham, the rematch was open air at Old Trafford, both live on ITV Saturday nights. Uncle Barry there lol.
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Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
They were replaying when she joined them as a guest and they were discussing when she met Tina Turner and how excited she was. Then said about that song, it didn't do very well for her and then Tina released it and it was a worldwide mega-hit. Sure enough it was on Youtube.
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Replying to @DivineTrading
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Maybe a disgruntled punter could haul @GamRegGB through the courts. ⚖️ Never underestimate the little people. This single mother brought down a multi-billion dollar oil empire almost single-handedly and she didn't even have to shoot JR. #ULTIMATEDALLAS
It is my understanding that at 10.30am today these people (zero collective experience of gambling) will seek to impose (in the absence of any lawful basis) affordability checks I expect therefore at 10.35am a collective industry backlash, led by Entain, Flutter, 365 and the betting and gaming council, supported by every major independent operator financially, an immediate judicial review into the actions of the GC Geoff Banks Online will financially support any JR call We hope every major horse and greyhound institution to also back that call to save your industry from collapse 80% of bookmaker profits come from just 5% of accounts. All of whom will face invasive checks they will refuse. Fact.
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Replying to @Pavlo__Escobar
England reach the World Cup Final ?
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If any of the Mexican players give our lads the same contemptuous look as this tonight at the Azteca, we are in serious trouble. ⚽️🇲🇽🌮 #MEXENG #WORLDCUP2026
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Pleasant Sunday evening watching a bit of Wimbledon and Brazil in the World Cup but it has taken a sinister turn, I find out I have just hit 666 followers !😬🫣 I won't be able to sleep tonight. 😈 Maybe I will be watching the England game after all. ⚽️
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Not as controversial as this Mr T. I have often wondered about this but never have I heard or seen this situation before. VAR in snooker needed ? #CHAMPIONSHIPLEAGUESNOOKER
This has ruined football. Absolutely no way they can rule off a goal based on a sensor supposedly detecting someone's hair touching the ball. It just can't be accurate enough to make such a big decision. That was a goal and match went to extra time.
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All those TV channels and the best commentary on Maradona's 'Goal Of The Century' was the bloke on the radio. On a different level to today's commentators. Imagine Emma Hayes coming out with a verbal masterpiece like this. More chance of plaiting sawdust. #WORLDCUP2026 ⚽️
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You are ruthless Pav. Make Arnie in Commando look like a boy scout.

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This applies to the World Cup as well and why team USA will likely go further in the tournament than England when Donald Trump says to coach Pochettino he thinks they can win the whole thing.🏆 #WORLDCUP2026
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The amount of stick I have seen Ronaldo take on here the last few days. How many thousands of people has he silenced this evening lol ? #WORLDCUP2026

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I always maintained that Maradona was the greatest player ever but if #Messi brings this baby home for me at the age of 39, I might just have to change my mind.
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Replying to @springss
Haha. Our hydration breaks are much more worthwhile than their poxy on-pitch ones.
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Great to see the legend of Dallas himself, JR Ewing, turning out to support the England lads at Cowboy Stadium tonight. 🤠🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 That reception was bigger than any oil strike he’s ever had. Absolute scenes .🔥🛢️ #ULTIMATEDALLAS #ENGvCRO #THREELIONS
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Replying to @seeley_nigel
You forgot the most important part Nigel, the pre-match supplement.
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What do you make of this free tip I received from BETFAN this morning ? They have really gone downhill since @lordoakwell left them.
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Jack Lisowski needs to be assessed for his mental health. #CHINAOPEN
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After last night's performance I agree with him. USA to be the 2026 American Soccer Kick Shoot MVP Touchdown Ball champions. 🏈🇺🇸⚽️ #WORLDCUP2026
🚨 TRUMP BACKS USMNT TO WIN WORLD CUP! 🚨 Donald Trump has made a massive, bold prediction for the U.S. Men’s National Team, claiming they can go "all the way" and win the 2026 FIFA World Cup! 🇺🇸🏆 The U.S. President called head coach Mauricio Pochettino and the squad directly before their tournament opener, delivering a huge confidence boost. 📞🗣️ What Trump Told the Team: 🔹 The Prediction: "I think you've got a really good chance of going all the way." 🔸 The Praise: "I've heard all about your record and your success and I know how great the players are." 🔹 The Advice: "The pressure is gone. Have some fun."Pochettino thanked the President and promised the squad would do everything possible to make the nation proud. 🏟️ Presidential No-Show Despite the supportive phone call, Trump made history in another way—becoming the first American president to skip the U.S. opening match when hosting a World Cup. White House officials cited a tight schedule, as the President is hosting a UFC event on the South Lawn this weekend to celebrate his 80th birthday. A government delegation led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio attended instead. 🦅 Statement Win on the PitchThe USMNT certainly played like they believed the hype! They backed up the President's words with a dominant 4-1 victory over Paraguay at SoFi Stadium. Folarin Balogun was the star of the night, bagging a clinical brace. While soccer pundits still consider the U.S. heavy underdogs to lift the trophy compared to powerhouses like Spain or France, this explosive start puts Group D on absolute notice. 📅 What's Next for the USMNT? vs. Australia | Friday, 19 June | Seattlevs. Türkiye | Thursday, 25 June | Los Angeles 🗣️ FOOTBALL FANS—WHAT DO YOU Think? Can Pochettino actually pull off the impossible, or is Trump's prediction way too unrealistic? Drop your score predictions for the Australia game in the comments! 👇💬 #footballnews #fifaworldcup #USMNT #soccer #Worldcup2026 #USA2026
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Replying to @seeley_nigel
I'm beginning to think that may have been a young Nigel Seeley behind Barnes in the original.

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England have scored 1 (one) goal v NEW ZEALAND !!! ⚽️ Bring them home now FFS. Let another team have a go instead. #ENGNZL #WORLDCUP2026
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Holy cow Nige. My gut feeling about Shnaider maybe being the new overs queen seems not far off the mark. Look at these stats ! Hopefully it holds true for today, I have bet over 20.5 on this match.
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J.R. Ewing at AT&T Stadium doing a proper dodgy deal for England vs Croatia tickets. *Hears the "$1M downpayment" → straight to the bourbon* 🥃 Keir Starmer wants cheaper tickets… mate, Ole' JR’s just agreed to a million as a deposit !😂💸 #ULTIMATEDALLAS #WORLDCUP2026
Football fans should come first. That’s why I’m urging FIFA to take action to ensure people buying World Cup tickets are not ripped off. It’s unacceptable for fans to be exploited for wanting to cheer on their country on the biggest stage. thesun.co.uk/news/39255818/k…
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Champions League final at 5pm feels like they’ve turned it into the Carabao Cup Final sponsored by Tesco Meal Deal. 🛒⚽ #ChampionsLeague

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Unsurprisingly zero, since he didn't turn professional until he was 26.🙄🤦‍♂️
Replying to @Rolmeister147
How many majors did Phil Taylor have at 19?
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Proper mad thunderstorm last night .⚡ Britain doesn’t do rain anymore, it does Marvel opening credits. 🌩️
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Replying to @LuvAtFirstServe
And here's the proof...
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Global Boiling is back (even if it is only for 3 days after 8 months of freezing). If you are not TERRIFIED of the weather you are a terrorist ! #CLIMATESCAM
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Ridiculous stoppage by the ref to a great fight. Amazing setting in front of the pyramids. 🇪🇬 Most surreal heavyweight boxing scenes since James 'Fan Man' MIller decided to make an appearance on @holyfield 's big night. #GloryInGiza
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