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Sometimes you can avoid public embarrassment by chatting with a Genx person
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Replying to @ABC
Here's Pretti a fraction of a second he died, wrestling with cops over a handgun magazine
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Replying to @ChrisExpTheNews
Omg she looks like a grown version of my baby
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Update: Mama and newborns are adopted together 😹
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One of the local colony cats had kittens on the neighbors porch. I now have ten cats in my house lmfao helpppp
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without research, name a movie with a color in the title
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Replying to @BDemonrats
I have a mini version! What's his name?
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Replying to @Polymarket
Nothing to worry about

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Replying to @HormuzReport

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Replying to @dabitch

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It's all but impossible to get photos of these boogers
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Last bottle baby is adamantly into solid food now
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Buying rotten fruit to own the Americans
Replying to @theepori_mathai
Checked in today and couldn’t believe it. Canadian strawberries were finally restocked, and just one box was left. We waited it out and grabbed everything once the Canadian berries hit the shelf. So good
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Replying to @aintscarylarry
You're the real moron, moron
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Cool story bro
The National Mall fireworks were so poorly planned that you couldn’t even view the finale through the smoke (my friend’s view from Arlington) 💀💀💀 What an absolutely joke and waste of money.
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The women's equivalent razor at right is the Daisy, and they're less than a dollar each. She saw those while shopping and chose to lie instead. Here's how this trick looks in reverse.
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Replying to @TheTNHoller
"Europe dismayed"

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Replying to @mahmoudkhalel
What's in the bit you cut off?
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Replying to @MatthewCappucci

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Replying to @PrisonPolicy
➡️ The U.S. has the highest incarceration rate of any independent democracy. Worse, every single state incarcerates more people per capita than most nations. prisonpolicy.org/global/2024…
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I've been assured many times that all of these things are democracy working as intended.
After nearly a month, the US-backed, far-right electoral coup in Peru has succeeded. The daughter of the US-backed former fascist dictator, Fujimori, a convicted war criminal who committed genocide, has been installed in power. The left-wing, pro-working class candidate, Roberto Sánchez Palomino, was winning when the votes were counted after the June 7 election, so the corrupt electoral authorities delayed the count and spent nearly a month cooking the books, overseeing some very extreme irregularities, especially with supposed votes from abroad that magically appeared and made Fujimori "win". Keiko Fujimori ran for president multiple times, but always lost, because she is extremely unpopular in Peru. But Trump and Marco Rubio made sure she would be put in power this time, just as they blatantly meddled in recent elections to support right-wing candidates in Argentina, Colombia, Honduras, etc. Keiko's father was the fascist dictator Alberto Fujimori, who, with US support, dissolved Congress, implemented mass privatizations, and committed genocide against indigenous peoples, sterilizing huge numbers of them without their consent (with funding from the US government). The US-backed dictator was later formally convicted of corruption, bribery, kidnapping, murder, and crimes against humanity. His nepo baby daughter always defended his crimes, and the US empire just helped put her in power in an electoral coup.
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Where's "the rest of the quote," Mehdi? You disingenuous viper.
lol, he cuts off the rest of the quote. The entire rightwing media machine is just one gaslighting ignorant enterprise.
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Replying to @SwannMarcus89
Three random orange maps with better matches. 😩😂
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Replying to @volcaholic1
You're an absolute fucking imbecile. Signed, American in an insulated brick home air-conditioned to 68° with 96° outside temps.

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Trying real food today ❤️
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You chose an interesting spot to crop, Hamasnik
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