*flying Texan llama noises* Oxford comma activist | Grilled cheese sandwich enthusiast

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Let’s call this what it is, the defense attorney in the Lindsay Clancy trial just doxxed the lone member of the jury that led to this mistrial. By publicly pointing out that the single holdout in the 11-1 mistrial was one of only three men on the jury, he put a massive, dangerous target right on that man’s back. Why would a defense lawyer leak specific demographics about a lone holdout? Because it sends a chilling message to every single juror who will ever sit in that courtroom if they have a retrial: “Align with us, or we will expose you to the mob.” We are living in a terrifying time when the press and defense attorneys can weaponize public pressure against a lone citizen doing his civic duty. If the media outs this man, his safety is on their hands. Pray for that juror's safety.
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Deconstructing everything leaves you with nothing Lewis:
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Wheels on a shopping cart be like
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Panicans don’t even try to make arguments or coherent statements anymore, they just look at you like this
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"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of America and 'round the American Maelstrom and 'round America's flames before I give him up!"
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Two patriots in @DataRepublican and @UnderSecPD who are critical to the fight and come to it from different paths and backgrounds. Both are essential, as is some grace and understanding that DC is a powder keg and over time enough chicanery and weaponization can color friendly situations as questionable. There's no shortage of infighting, factionalization, and weird underhanded tactics that can lead someone to view something intended as helpful in a different light. It's also very real to worry about adverse consequences in today's heightened knife fight, particularly with what could be on the horizon. Antennaes up is a good strategy. A lot of patriots came to DC to help drain the swamp from different walks of life and are bumping around in a fast paced environment with different agency cultures, rules, etc. That's a good thing, even if there is an occasional bumps that will make us all stronger as movement as we grow. DR is awesome. Upward we all go.
I posted this week from a place of stress, and I said more, faster, and louder than the moment called for. I don't regret caring about doing things the right way. I do regret making it a public spectacle before it was understood, and pulling people I respect into the swirl. That part is on me. I'm deleting the threads, going to step back and let this be handled the way it should be. Thank you to the ones who checked in quietly.
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How fast do you think that ostrich was running when it hit the tree?
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I’m starting a new business venture. I’m going to go visit X users door to door pulling a wagon filled with nice topsoil and pretty grass so each user will be able to touch grass for a little while. Higher tier subscriptions will include a reassuring “No no you’re not retarded”.
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Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this
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When your debate partner says he wants to introduce you to his wife and cousin but there’s only one person with him….
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Gen Z leftists will larp about "selfish baby boomers" while supporting the COVID Lockdowns that stole your future to begin with. You guys called me a grandma killer for suggesting that our entire economy, education, and future shouldn't be sacrificed at the behest of senior citizens (which is not how society is supposed to work). Now you complain that the job market sucks and nothing is affordable. Well, that wasn't the case in 2019. Who caused that? How did we get there? The actual "selfish baby boomers" are the MSNBC-watching No Kings Activists who demanded lockdowns to begin with. They stole your future from you. And you supported it like the bootlicker you are. It's a great day to remind everyone: never forget COVID. Never forget what Fauci and his supporters took from us.
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2020: The Science™ is settled 2021: Trust the Science™ 2022: Sorry you lost your job for not trusting The Science™ 2023: We have recalled The Science™ from the market 2026: The Science™ pleads the 5th
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A society that tolerates a Fauci deserves a Fauci.
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This is usually where they have nowhere else to go, so they’ll start coming after Paul and saying his words were changed, he wasn’t Inspired, he wasn’t really an apostle, etc. As if God has no agency over His Word. We have to be the ones to figure it and save God from the JOOS!
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Everyone should read this to understand just how we put the health of our nation into the hands of a deranged, toxic narcissist, Dr. Anthony Fauci. His meanderings on his own fame just beneath the death toll numbers his experiments likely created are perhaps the most nauseating thing I've seen lately. Here is the thing to realize though--the high ranks of our unelected federal bureaucracy are chock-a-block full of lesser and greater Faucis--people who hide behind the veneer of being a "public servant" while all the time actually thinking that YOU serve THEM. Why? Because they are smarter and better than those grubby little voters and they cling to their unelected bureaucratic power because they are ENTITLED TO IT (or so they believe). The cure is not to eliminate such people from government--that won't work because narcissists will always be drawn to the seat of power. No, the trick is to eliminate not the people, but the POSITIONS--eliminate the power that the vast, unelected federal Leviathan has over our daily lives, and the Faucis of the world will find other, less harmful, avenues to exercise their God complexes. It's the only way.
Fauci's diary entry for May 21, 2020 is one of the most grotesque documents you will ever read. It opens with the mounting Covid death toll and people dying across the country, then abruptly pivots into an extended exercise in self-congratulation about his newfound fame. How was someone so profoundly narcissistic ever allowed to accumulate so much power and rise so high? Completely unreal.
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